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Colour; how are your eyes?
Topic Started: Mar 4 2010, 12:09 PM (796 Views)
Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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Behold, a colour-blindness test.

I moved them about a bit, got bored, hit the button, and scored 11. So my eyes may be shit, but at least they can tell the colour of the thing I can't see from more than 3 feet away. Your turn!
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Peter Gibdo
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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I did this before. I am not even slightly colour blind.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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This should have gone in the racism discussion, really.
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dng
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Its not racism its homophobia
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iVom
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I scored 135, and also looking at the test gave me a headache.
can I play with magnets?
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Massive Reggae
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Bog off
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I got 8. Is that good? Also, surely a test like this depends on your monitor working properly.
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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iVom
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I wonder which of my senses is super-powerful to compensate for the way I can't see colours properly at all. Maybe it's my taste, and that's why I'm always right about things like tomatoes and sugar while everyone else gets it wrong.
can I play with magnets?
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dng
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All of my senses are completely broken and I have to resort to imagining the world around me
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dng
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My sense of smell has always been knacked and the only thing i can taste is chilli. I've got piggy little mole eyes and ears are so rubbish i can't even tell the difference between mono and stereo. And I've grown so fat over the years my nerve endings don't even reach the surface of my skin
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dng
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I am nature's most powerful creation
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Grampa Boylove
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Completely broken
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I got it perfectly, but I think that's maybe because I spent wild amounts of money on my monitor.

Also that I'm not at all colour blind.
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crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut
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Raz
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this is the worst game ever
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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Raz
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even worse than Turok 2
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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Violence Freyja
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Cuntscrape Willie
Mar 4 2010, 12:41 PM
I got it perfectly, but I think that's maybe because I spent wild amounts of money on my monitor.

Also that I'm not at all colour blind.
Yes, same here.
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King Science
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I got glorious 8, but my eyes are tired from looking at a monitor doing seismic semblance plots all morning, which i will take as a mitigating factor in my achieving less than perfection. Also, low brightness and contrast on monitor.
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.
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Violence Ben
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dng
Mar 4 2010, 12:37 PM
My sense of smell has always been knacked and the only thing i can taste is chilli. I've got piggy little mole eyes and ears are so rubbish i can't even tell the difference between mono and stereo. And I've grown so fat over the years my nerve endings don't even reach the surface of my skin
That is beautiful.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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dng
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Its the first stage in humanity's evolution into beings of pure thought
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Violence Ben
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I got 0. I'm off to start an exciting career as a fighter pilot.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Peter Gibdo
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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I'm going to work for Benetton.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Violence Chien
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I got 54, maybe they were right about the red shells after all...
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Violence Ben
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I remember making this for you trig to prove what a blind spaz you were, and you still wouldn't have it. My indignant rage hasn't subsided to this day.


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I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Ben
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Trig can you put those colour swatches in order of redness pls.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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iVom
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Are the colours supposed to be the same, or different? (serious question)
can I play with magnets?
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Violence Ben
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More or less the same, I think I was trying to prove that the shell was the same mario's hat but trig still insisted it was brown like a poo.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Ben
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The passing of time has done nothing to dampen my impotent rage at this slur on a nintendo product.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Raz
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is trig's colour perception as knacked as his anus
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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dng
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I proved trig was right though once using pictures from the game but i can't find my evidence so maybe i never did anyway
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Violence Chien
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Brown like a plant pot
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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dng
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We've got some green cushions at home and my mother insists they are brown and it doesn't make any sense
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dng
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I wonder if she secretly gave birth to trig
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