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| Raz | Feb 26 2010, 11:40 AM Post #1 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tSvrkKx2Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsZM-MNI1A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJenNMsb4 |
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| Raz | Feb 26 2010, 12:32 PM Post #2 |
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I think Nightmare On Elm St could actually be quite good, because Freddy Krueger is a good character who has unfortunately only ever been in piss films Clash Of The Titans looks like a load of piss being fired out of an anus obv |
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| Violence Barrington | Feb 26 2010, 12:32 PM Post #3 |
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What is the second one? It has been blocked. I hope it is a remake of Ernest Saves Christmas. |
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| dng | Feb 26 2010, 12:40 PM Post #4 |
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I like the way clash of the titans isn't even really a remake, and its just used the name of the old film, which was already just a random collection of greek nonsense done all crappily anyway They could at least just have remade the skeletons bit from Jason and the Agronauts and made it last 100 hours |
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| Peter Gibdo | Feb 26 2010, 12:57 PM Post #5 |
SPEEEEEAAAK!
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They should have done 300 Vs The Kraken. |
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| dng | Feb 26 2010, 01:01 PM Post #6 |
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Or The Clockwork Owl from clash of the titans versus The Wooden Crow from bagpuss |
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| Violence Spencer | Feb 26 2010, 06:22 PM Post #7 |
He's not even French!
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That owl was in Greenclaws too. |
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| Raz | Feb 26 2010, 06:31 PM Post #8 |
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it is a remake of The Karate Kid except the kid is black and it is in China and Mr Miyagi is Jackie Chan so presumably it isn't even karate |
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| Chortle Hound | Feb 26 2010, 09:16 PM Post #9 |
I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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Karate Kid remake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3TwgpOfr0 Oh god, it's Jackie Chan. The kid looks about 7. That's too young. |
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Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Feb 27 2010, 12:08 AM Post #10 |
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i'm beginning to question the nature of our so called reality |
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| King Science | Feb 27 2010, 01:48 PM Post #11 |
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why doesn't anyone have new ideas any more |
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| dng | Feb 27 2010, 06:25 PM Post #12 |
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They've all been used already |
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| dng | Feb 27 2010, 06:34 PM Post #13 |
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What hollywoo dreally needs to do is go back to its creative heydey (1989) and start making more films about cops whose partners are dogs |
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| cancer horse | Feb 27 2010, 06:40 PM Post #14 |
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i had a new idea - it was a badly drawn cartoon man and woman and the woman would often not wear clothes and they would tell the bets jokks ever. |
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| Pazzo Dodomingo | Feb 28 2010, 10:44 AM Post #15 |
Too old for this shit
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Leah Betts jokes? |
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| King Science | Feb 28 2010, 11:26 AM Post #16 |
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why don't they make films in which will smith saves the world any more. |
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| King Science | Feb 28 2010, 11:27 AM Post #17 |
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instead they just make bizarre films about him killing himself with a pet jellyfish. Can you even have a pet jellyfish? |
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| Violence Danzig | Feb 28 2010, 05:07 PM Post #18 |
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http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/27/russell-brand-to-remake-drop-dead-fred/ |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Feb 28 2010, 05:18 PM Post #19 |
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*weary sigh* |
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| Grampa Boylove | Feb 28 2010, 05:24 PM Post #20 |
Completely broken
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he's definately going to make him all sexual and suggestive. the cunt. |
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| Chortle Hound | Feb 28 2010, 11:04 PM Post #21 |
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I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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It's only a matter of time before Simon Pegg remakes Clockwise. |
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Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Feb 28 2010, 11:18 PM Post #22 |
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or horne and cordon do time bandits |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Feb 28 2010, 11:19 PM Post #23 |
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no future |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Feb 28 2010, 11:19 PM Post #24 |
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goodbye |
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| Chortle Hound | Feb 28 2010, 11:47 PM Post #25 |
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I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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Farewell, space childe. |
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Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up | |
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| Raz | Mar 3 2010, 11:27 PM Post #26 |
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I thought this was a funny joke but then I watched this earlier. It was most excellent. Especially the jellyfish sex scene |
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| dng | Mar 3 2010, 11:28 PM Post #27 |
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what film is this |
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| King Science | Mar 3 2010, 11:28 PM Post #28 |
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I just saw the remake of the crazies and i quite liked the remake of the crazies. I have not seen the original of the crazies so have no basis for comparison, however. |
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| King Science | Mar 3 2010, 11:28 PM Post #29 |
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7 pouns. |
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| dng | Mar 3 2010, 11:28 PM Post #30 |
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Also i noticed that there's a remake of the crazies on at the cinema at the moment. The crazies was george romero's best ever film, because in this the zombies weren't zombies at all, but mad people |
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