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Topic Started: Feb 3 2010, 07:22 PM (2,125 Views)
Violence Chien
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http://www.chatroulette.com/

In two minutes messing about I saw the following things:-

A badly lit vagina
A man masturbating
A depressed chinese man
A sexy lady

I am scared to go back, it is amazing.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Uh-oh, 'loading', what foul treasures await.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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No, I daren't do this. I'm so pathetic.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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It even knows what variety of webcam I have, this will not do.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Violence Chien
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Most people disconnect because I have no webcam, but occasionally I'll get a masturbater or forren
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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I've never used my cam. I never even dare turn on skype because I have a fat, balding friend who recently came out and then he added me on skype and now I daren't go on it because he'll basically talk about NOTHING but the fact he's now a gay and that he's a 'sub'.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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I just got talking to a sexy lady and she didn't disconnect, then my browser froze.

A few more hours and I might have got to see her ubbs.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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That's why I found the whole cam site thing a bit rubb, you can sit there for an hour waiting for the tiniest bit of flesh, and you then realise you could have found a bit of pre-recorded grot on xtube or something and have finished up ages ago, but now you're committed to this and you HAVE to carry on watching.

APPARENTLY, A FRIEND TOLD ME.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Violence Chien
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Also with most dirty filums you can be sure the person involved is of legal age, negating any moral qualms you might have. With these cams I keep getting awful yoofs popping up.

I did just see yet another man masturbating though. I think I'll stop in a minute, but this is quite fascinating.

So far it's 2 to 1 in the battle of penes vs fannies
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Someone should make a cam site where the screen showing the other person is the screen on the Enterprise bridge.

Imagine that Daren.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Oh no, I saw a man masturbating. Screw you Trig.
NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:
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there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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So it's come to this.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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It's brilant. I just got a young man wearing a big russian style hat chatting amicably with his friend standing behind him. Then he started clapping. Both were fully clothed.

It is the most aroused I've ever been.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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ahhaha I just saw a close up of a wanking cock, and then on the next cam it was just a sheepish looking teenager who was too shy to look into his camera, and just quickly darted his eyes across to it and then back again. I then disconnected in shame.
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I clicked on it and a zoooomed in erect penis appeared and then I closed the window forever

then I opened another one and it was part of a lady

one all, world
can I play with magnets?
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Violence Ben
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Amazing.

This is really good. I just got fitty. I asked her if she was pammie, then asked her to show me her cock, then she disconnected.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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I am addicted. I'm up to 5 cocks, not all being wanked off. The last guy I got was rubbing himself through his trous and I told him off for it.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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I am determined to get some ubbs, even if it takes me all night
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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I wish we could all go on the same one at once and bully some blameless teenage girl from korea.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Violence Ben
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I haven't seen one lewd thing yet.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Actually at some point, the probability is that two people here will get each other, and then the rubbing can begin.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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I haven't seen one non-lewd thing yet. Also I should stop allowing it to see my webcam, then I might not turn it off so immediately
can I play with magnets?
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I have no webcam, unfortunately. Rest assured though I am masturbating furiously.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Huh, I pointed my camera at the wall, now I just get an endless stream of faces, disconnecting as soon as they see my wall
can I play with magnets?
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Ubbs! Yes!

I had to go through two more penises, but I got to see ubbs. The woman was well ugly, unfortunately.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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why do people even have webcams anyway, do you all dress up as fat old cows and wank your prostates on them.
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for chatroulette.com
can I play with magnets?
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also I just got a wanking man but he ditched me :sad:
can I play with magnets?
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Stranger: tits for dick
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