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Owen Thread; Owen is in Here Owen
Topic Started: Jan 30 2010, 10:44 PM (1,913 Views)
Massive Reggae	Feb 4 2010, 01:43 PM Post #31
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	That tank had wheels.
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


Massive Reggae	Feb 4 2010, 01:43 PM Post #32
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	And it was gay.
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


Violence Danzig	Feb 4 2010, 01:45 PM Post #33
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	The tank could hover though.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


dng	Feb 4 2010, 01:47 PM Post #34
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	In the future all tanks will be able to hover



dng	Feb 4 2010, 01:48 PM Post #35
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Mink La Rynx Feb 1 2010, 02:17 PM I don't understand how it can be a bad thing to enjoy a game where you go whizzing around space punching bad guys in the face and having sex with sexy alien creatures I didn't realise you could go to the moon, so i take back everything nasty I have ever said about this game



dng	Feb 4 2010, 01:49 PM Post #36
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I have quoted the wrong post but my apology still stands



Nuclear Murderer	Feb 4 2010, 01:51 PM Post #37
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	i have told you this before, david why you no listen to me



dng	Feb 4 2010, 01:52 PM Post #38
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I thought you were talking about a different moon



Violence Danzig	Feb 4 2010, 01:53 PM Post #39
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	The music sounds like Vangelis.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


cancer horse	Feb 4 2010, 05:29 PM Post #40
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	probing the planets reminds me a little of the Adventures in Space thread
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


Rich de Walpurgis	Feb 4 2010, 07:04 PM Post #41
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Day 9999 Today I began probing the planets. But then I noticed I was merely sticking my fist into the pillow and weeping openly. I fear tomorrow I will have to redouble my efforts and use both fists.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Violence Ben	Feb 4 2010, 07:59 PM Post #42
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Day 12 Went to moon today in my little tank. I took with me the boring alien with the gas mask and the one who looks like a frog. Was meant to be liberating a base or something but as soon as I set foot on the lunar surface I started screaming and screaming at the humanity of it all. Just like yesterday.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Feb 4 2010, 09:15 PM Post #43
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	the absolute best way to play this is not to use guns at all, and just to do that psycho crusher move that my man does, and then PUUUUNCH the bads.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Feb 4 2010, 09:27 PM Post #44
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Faffing around with psychic shit is well bent. I'm going use nothing but guns, like a good old fashioned straight-talking working man.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Feb 4 2010, 09:34 PM Post #45
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Vanguard is best class, because you can use guns, but also flying headbutt.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Feb 5 2010, 12:18 PM Post #46
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	My copy of massive effeme 2 just arrived. I'm so excited I could shiiiite.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Purple SpaceAnus	Feb 7 2010, 07:38 AM Post #47
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I miss the hover tank. I've had some missions where people say "Oh, you'll have to take a car and drive down the space motorway to reach the secret mercenary base" and I've got all excited at the prospect of hovering about in a new tank, but instead it's always just a loading screen of a non-hovering tank I think I'm about 80% through this and I am already looking forward to replaying it with one of my many other completed save files from Mass Effect, to judge just how big a difference your decisions made.



cancer horse	Feb 7 2010, 09:33 AM Post #48
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	i was slightly disappointed at the start when you load in your old character and a screen appears that says: You made these 6 decisions
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


Violence Chien	Feb 7 2010, 12:06 PM Post #49
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	And all the decisions were tailored towards getting that lesbian sex scene
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


King Science	Feb 7 2010, 12:30 PM Post #50
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	there's loads more little bits that pop up through the game though. I've mets quite a few minor characters from the little side in the first one missions, and they all reference the choices I made and stuff. Like that woman who you could make into a crime boss, or the one who took down the corrupt administrator on feros, or whatever.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


dng	Feb 7 2010, 12:49 PM Post #51
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	What happens if you never played the first one. Does it just assume you were really lazy and made no decisions at all?



Violence Danzig	Feb 7 2010, 01:18 PM Post #52
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	It does an ingame memory test I think.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


King Science	Feb 7 2010, 01:39 PM Post #53
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	it makes it up as it goes along
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Feb 7 2010, 02:04 PM Post #54
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Can I accurately recreate my backstory from the first game in this then? I played the first one on PC and I've got this on 360 you see.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Violence Ben	Feb 7 2010, 02:05 PM Post #55
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I haven't been able to play it yet due to circumstances.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Feb 7 2010, 02:17 PM Post #56
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	the big plot points you probably can, like killing the council or who you made president or whatever, but the little bits that pop up from the side missions are probably all pre determined for you. I bumped into that idiot who was a massive fan of me in the first one trying to extort a bar. It was pretty ace.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Feb 7 2010, 02:27 PM Post #57
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Oh boo. Maybe I'll get the first one for 59p and play through it again just for the sake of creating a consistent narrative, like the world's biggest cunt.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Violence Ben	Feb 7 2010, 02:28 PM Post #58
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I will then write lenghty essays about my experiences on rllmuk.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Feb 7 2010, 02:29 PM Post #59
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	i only borrowed the first one off a friend, but i might get it one day when the third comes out, and then go mad and play through all 3 in a row.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Feb 7 2010, 02:30 PM Post #60
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Truly then we will be kings amongst men.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


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