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Violence Danzig
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I wandered into a bar, and whither I stepped, there was life. Pure LIFE.
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looks exactly like a possum
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I played this now, it was very good.

The porblem though is the same porblem as Dragon Age, in that it makes you make all these choices but they don't have any 'massive' effect at all. It just seems to set everything up for the sequel, but even the stuff you did in ME1 doesn't make that much difference to what goes on.
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i seemed to keep dying after about 2 minutes jokk
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what about if you let the council die like what i done
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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it doesn't make that much difference
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Next time it space-snows you won't have anyone to complain to about the paucity of grit.
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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it is jolly good though
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How many colours does it have
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Violence Danzig
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It doesn't just have colours, it has dimensions.

Also I remember I used to hate Ass Defect because of my old flatmate, but it's actually mega.
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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it has all the colours you'd expect, and they go together quite nicely too
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is any of it in a gritty monochrome
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can you go to the moon, or mars
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I'm going to buy Mass Effect 1 I think for some reason
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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It's basically everywhere for about 4p. It came out the same day as Mario Galaxy didn't it?
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Dunno, but it always looked really boring until I remembered how great KOTOR was, then realised this is probably that, but different.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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This is just the start. Soon you will be fully Owened
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Don't worry Trig you won't. I love Mass Effect and I haven't Owened.
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How long do I have left doctor?
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Maybe I'll buy the heroin now and write my instructions to mother for when she finds me slumped in front of the eggsbox, replaying Mass Effect for the 20th time, notebook in hand.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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It is incurable
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On second thoughts I probably have Owened a bit. Although I haven't terrorised any 12 year olds at Pokemeets.
Edited by Violence Danzig, Feb 1 2010, 12:23 PM.
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can you go to the moon, or mars
That was the best part of ass effete 1 - going to the moon and staring sadly up at earth remembering times gone by.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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yes, or reading about mars, for which they used a real photo of the martian surface
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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I don't understand how it can be a bad thing to enjoy a game where you go whizzing around space punching bad guys in the face and having sex with sexy alien creatures
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Zef so fresh
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Does it still feature the stupid jumping car?
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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NO

It does feature a boring planet scanny minigame instead, but at least you don't get stuck in a rock doing it.
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I loved the jumping car bits. I felt like some kind of spastic pioneer.
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Hooray I ordered this from amazooon with some special vouchers what I got. Between this, Dragon Age and internet poker addiction my masters is now guaranteed to go right down the shitter.
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Gosh, this is pretty excellent so far. They definity watched a lot of the wire, or something, in between making the last one and this one. It's like going into the space-ghetto. That first nightclub was well shiny and that.

Also what the hell is the planet scanning minigame about, I mean for christ's sake.

Though I think if you sack off doing it shepard properly dies at the end, or something. So I might just do that.
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I quite like the scanning minigame, though it'd be a lot better if you could go around in your little hovertank again.
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