#23: Bond's Close Shave

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#23: Bond's Close Shave; Or whatever the fuck it will be called
Topic Started: Jan 6 2010, 03:22 PM (500 Views)
Rich de Walpurgis	Jan 6 2010, 03:22 PM Post #1
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Imagine!
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


dng	Jan 6 2010, 05:12 PM Post #2
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I hoep t his means kate winslet will appear and get her ubbs out



dng	Jan 6 2010, 05:13 PM Post #3
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	i still haven't seen that last james bond was it rubbish in the end?



Rich de Walpurgis	Jan 6 2010, 06:49 PM Post #4
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I didnt' bother either.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Foxy Bingo	Jan 7 2010, 05:41 AM Post #5
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,516 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	Surely a bond without a winking sense of humour would be rubbish.
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Foxy Bingo	Jan 7 2010, 05:41 AM Post #6
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,516 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	I hope the next one gets even more seriouser, so I have an excuse to not watch it.
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Explanation Mark	Jan 7 2010, 09:49 AM Post #7
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	dng Jan 6 2010, 05:13 PM i still haven't seen that last james bond was it rubbish in the end? It wasn't as good as Casino Royale. And the end was a bit rubbish. But I thought it was still better than the world is not enough... I think. SPOILER It was about some guy trying to organise a coup in some fictional country (bolivia, or something). Meanwhile he was also stealing all the water so that he could sell it to the new government. I think the biggest problem with the film was that he spends all of his time as a suspected rogue agent, so MI6 are also after him for a bit, etc, instead of going "You're friggin' awesome, Bond. Have this pen which is also a missile launcher and a friggin' rocket ship!". Also, MI6 appear to be utterly useless. Basically, people hated it because it was more like a bourne film and didn't have Q. I have not seen any bourne films so I can't comment. I suspect that the next film will return to a more traditional Bond formula.



Peter Gibdo	Jan 7 2010, 02:08 PM Post #8
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I had a dream about the new Bond film and I was in it and went to a castle for some reason.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Rich de Walpurgis	Jan 7 2010, 02:18 PM Post #9
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	#23: Bond goes to Greyskull
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Raz	Jan 7 2010, 02:56 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	Explanation Mark Jan 7 2010, 09:49 AM Basically, people hated it because it was more like a bourne film and didn't have Q. I have not seen any bourne films so I can't comment. it wasn't that much like a Bourne film as it used more colours than just blue and grey (some bits of this film were yellow for example) also at least he used a PPK instead of a P99 in this film, ;-)
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Violence Spencer	Jan 7 2010, 03:19 PM Post #11
He's not even French! Posts: 1,980 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	I hope he uses an RCP90 in the new one. And two rocket launchers.



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:18 PM Post #12
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	he should dual-wield every weapon he uses, really
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:23 PM Post #13
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	He should just throw proximity mines absolutely everywhere



dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:25 PM Post #14
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	also i've only seen one bourne film but that had some yellow bits in it when bourne was on holiday with his girlfriend in goa and then his girlfriend got shot in the first of many incredibly boring car chases



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:25 PM Post #15
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	I will never tire of Goldeneye jokes
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:25 PM Post #16
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	and then a bit later Karl Urban turned up, but everything had turned safely grey and blue by then



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:26 PM Post #17
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	I bet it was still a really horrible leeched yellow that was basically a form of brown
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:27 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	The best thing about Bourne is the way he spent half the film crying about how awful it is to shoot people. Imagine how much better James Bond would be if he did that instead of making shit quips about his penis



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:30 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	they should have had long sequences between the action where he pours his heart out to his shrink
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Violence Ben	Jan 7 2010, 04:34 PM Post #20
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	He should spend ten minutes pursuing a villain whilst kneeling on one knee and sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiding around everywhere.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:34 PM Post #21
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Or a bit where he has sex with a woman, but he doesn't enjoy



King Science	Jan 7 2010, 04:37 PM Post #22
Mooncup Posts: 17,865 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	He should wander around blindly shooting at walls because his stupid knacked hands can't work the awful n64 controller. the his cousin can shoot him in the back of the head.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:39 PM Post #23
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	there should be a bit where a man tries to shoot him but he runs too close and the man just keeps shooting over his shoulders, while Bond slaps and slaps him, until he is dead
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:39 PM Post #24
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	also the N64 controller was the best controller ever you utter raving, drooling mad beastman
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:39 PM Post #25
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	There should be a bit where the guards poke their guns all the way through a solid metal door



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:40 PM Post #26
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	it just looked a bit like a fisher-price nightmare is all
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:41 PM Post #27
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	there should be a bit where he has to get some equipment off a double agent, and immediately after receiving it he shoots the double agent in the face. There are no consequences to this action
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Violence Ben	Jan 7 2010, 04:43 PM Post #28
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	No it didn't it looked cool and was cool.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


dng	Jan 7 2010, 04:50 PM Post #29
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	If I listed all the things I have ever loved, the first ten entries would be the N64 controller



Raz	Jan 7 2010, 04:52 PM Post #30
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	I've still got all mine. I plug them into my anus, one at time, in turn, for hours
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


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