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Six-hundred Feet Under
Topic Started: Nov 26 2009, 09:42 PM (673 Views)
Chortle Hound	Nov 29 2009, 08:35 PM Post #61
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,861 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	One. It is called TV1.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 08:35 PM Post #62
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Perhaps we should.. bury.. the subject.



Chortle Hound	Nov 29 2009, 08:38 PM Post #63
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,861 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	No one is burying anyone.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


Chortle Hound	Nov 29 2009, 08:40 PM Post #64
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,861 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	Not until the major gets here.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


King Science	Nov 29 2009, 08:45 PM Post #65
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Bryan I don't have cable or a satellite, i get hundreds of channels which are broadcast directly through the air and then my lovely little aerial picks them up and zooms them down into my waiting tel-o-box. Amelicans are just obsessed with cable because of the ludicrous geography of the country means that having loads of transmitter stations everywhere would be largely pointless.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Foxy Bingo	Nov 29 2009, 08:47 PM Post #66
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,516 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	Violence Chien Nov 29 2009, 07:53 PM I like Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares USA INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO ADVERTS CONCLUSION END I like how Fox knows Amelicans are too stupid and inattentive to watch it for more than three minutes unless everything is narrated and erupts in ABSOLUTE DRAMA: [Kitchen Nightmares UK] Owner: I'm losing money and I don't know what to do! Ramsey: Quit being a fucking cunt. Here, let me show you. [Kitchen Nightmares US] Narrator: BUT JOHNNY IS AT THE END OF HIS ROPE AND LOSING MONEY! Owner: I'm losing money! N: AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DO! O: And I don't know what to do! N: CAN GODRON RAMSBLEY SAVE THIS FAILING RESTAURANT? [zooooooom in on greyscale still of Ramsey's old, weather-melmed face] Edited by Foxy Bingo, Nov 29 2009, 08:49 PM.
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Violence Chien	Nov 29 2009, 08:48 PM Post #67
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	That is what I am trying to say. I get at least 50 channels though a telly aerial, looooooooook:- http://www.freeview.co.uk/freeview/Channels
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Violence Chien	Nov 29 2009, 08:48 PM Post #68
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I AM UNWILLING TO LET THIS DROP UNTIL WE REACH SOME SORT OF AGREEMENT
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 08:50 PM Post #69
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	I love my cable, you silly Bitish.



Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 08:51 PM Post #70
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Plus, here, its purely digital now, so antennas don't even work. Now you need digital converter boxes if you don't have cable or satellite.



Violence Chien	Nov 29 2009, 08:52 PM Post #71
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	But digital comes through an aerial ?
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Violence Chien	Nov 29 2009, 08:52 PM Post #72
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I fear the Americans may have finally mastered brainwashing
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Chortle Hound	Nov 29 2009, 08:53 PM Post #73
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,861 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	Cable is received and transmitted via satellite anyway. Moot point. Moooooot.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


King Science	Nov 29 2009, 08:53 PM Post #74
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	digital and analogue only refers to the signal being transmitted, not the method of transmission.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 08:54 PM Post #75
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Well I'm referring to analog antennas.



King Science	Nov 29 2009, 08:54 PM Post #76
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	no such thing
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


King Science	Nov 29 2009, 08:54 PM Post #77
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	there are only "antennas"
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Foxy Bingo	Nov 29 2009, 08:57 PM Post #78
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,516 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	King Science Nov 29 2009, 08:45 PM Bryan I don't have cable or a satellite, i get hundreds of channels which are broadcast directly through the air and then my lovely little aerial picks them up and zooms them down into my waiting tel-o-box. Amelicans are just obsessed with cable because of the ludicrous geography of the country means that having loads of transmitter stations everywhere would be largely pointless. Ves. I now recall that cable became big because it was easier for remote communities to have one central receiver and run cable to all the relatively nearby small towns, than to try to build and put a broadcaster in each one. Also, it's more favourable for businesses, and if you hate business, you're a dirty filthy socialist commie.
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 08:57 PM Post #79
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Yes, but many antennas sold only receive an analog signal, therefore people have to purchase a silly converter box, hook it up to their antenna as a middle man, in order to receive digital signals. I've tried it with my old analog TV, wouldn't work with an antenna after they started broadcasting in digital, until I got the converter box.



Violence Chien	Nov 29 2009, 08:59 PM Post #80
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	No No No That's really not how it works. Sam, Top Gear is on now so I'm going, but please explain.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


dng	Nov 29 2009, 09:02 PM Post #81
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	The digital box takes the electromagnetism out of the sky and converts part of it into a tv picture and uses the rest of it to heat my frying pan



Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 09:02 PM Post #82
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Why should I care how it works? I use cable.. ^__^ If my arguing the point only annoys, then more power to me.



Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 09:03 PM Post #83
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Also, I would only sleep with the TV repairman, not try to become one. This knowledge is useless to me.



dng	Nov 29 2009, 09:04 PM Post #84
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	A TV repairman? Is America still trapped in the 1950s?



Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 09:05 PM Post #85
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Well nowadays they have warranties and customer service reps, but you get the general idea that I'm just flaunting my homosexuality about.



cancer horse	Nov 29 2009, 09:07 PM Post #86
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	over here when the telly dies you throw it away and get a new one
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


cancer horse	Nov 29 2009, 09:08 PM Post #87
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	also: i have a cable box but as the picture is so melmed I only use it to watch catch up tv and watch everything else on freeview through a massive antenna
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 29 2009, 09:09 PM Post #88
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	I download most of the TV content I watch, which is probably another reason this whole cable debate was pointless.



dng	Nov 29 2009, 09:09 PM Post #89
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I think this debate has been very informative



dng	Nov 29 2009, 09:10 PM Post #90
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Bryan do you think that it was underexposure to the electromagnetic spectrum that turned you gay?


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