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Topic Started: Nov 24 2009, 10:06 AM (637 Views)
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Last night I had a dream. Patrick Swayze kept phoning me up. He was really nice, but he seemed a bit desperate. like, he phoned me out of the blue, just to chat, having never met or heard of me before, but he got my number from one of my friends and he just really wanted to be my friend. I wasn't so much against him being my friend, but he just kept on phoning and it was really odd. He kind of seemed to be drunk, but he wasn't. That was just the way he was.

What did you dream last night?
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Egyptian Fleshpot
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I'm the wind, baby.
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I dreamt I was Patrick Swayze and was trying to escape hell using the one phone. But NOBODY WOULD LISTEN.
Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!
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I have only just woken up from a series of incredible dreams.

The best one was this: I dreamt I was Spider-man, and some giant (non-canon) demon thing was attacking the city, and I was hiding on a rooftop and planning my attack when I thought I remembered reading this issue, and decided that the X-Men were supposed to turn up and save the day. So I hung back a little, wondering when they would arrive, and then I heard a load of screaming coming from the side of the building where the monster was. They had already arrived and been defeated! I hurried down and helped subdue the demon and then found the latest issue of X-Men on a nearby news stand and the front cover showed almost all of them dead, killed by the big demon thing that I assumed they were going to defeat. My laziness had killed the X-Men! I broke down in tears and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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I remembered lots of dreams last night. In one, I dreamt I was at dng's house. I suppose this was because I was supposed to go to dng's house this week but now I am not. In the dream, I was in his kitchen with his mother. She made me a cup of tea. Then we went outside and looked at the mutant horse in the back garden. The horse was more of a thin pony really. Suddenly, two flaps of skin opened up on the underside of the horse and a smaller horse fell out and stood there, covered in some kind of mucous. Then it lept back up into the bigger horses flaps. It fell out again several times, but the larger horse seemed to get bored of it doing that so must have only half contracted its flaps, so the smaller horse was half in and half out, sliding down to the ground, all slick with juices.

THE END
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i dreamt i was rolling up a D&D character. i think it was a wizard. He had 14 constitution.
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Sweet.
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I made up a dream to impress my friends on the internet
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I also dreamt I was late for work, but then I woke up and realised I was on holiday. Best dream.
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dng
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Nov 24 2009, 06:26 PM
I made up a dream to impress my friends on the internet
How rude
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Nov 24 2009, 10:22 AM
I remembered lots of dreams last night. In one, I dreamt I was at dng's house. I suppose this was because I was supposed to go to dng's house this week but now I am not. In the dream, I was in his kitchen with his mother. She made me a cup of tea. Then we went outside and looked at the mutant horse in the back garden. The horse was more of a thin pony really. Suddenly, two flaps of skin opened up on the underside of the horse and a smaller horse fell out and stood there, covered in some kind of mucous. Then it lept back up into the bigger horses flaps. It fell out again several times, but the larger horse seemed to get bored of it doing that so must have only half contracted its flaps, so the smaller horse was half in and half out, sliding down to the ground, all slick with juices.

THE END
this is quite erotic really.

also I have no dreams left :sad:
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dng
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I dreamt I was watching Russell T Davies's newest tv series, which was Batman, in Cardiff
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Raz
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what just now
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Raz
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I dreamt I was watching you watching Russell T Davies's newest tv series, which was Batman, in Cardiff, through your living room window, from within a bush. Periodically your whole head would pulse and become twice as big for a moment
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dng
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I dreamt I was watching Russell T Davies write a dream sequence in which you pushed your own head up your own anus somehow, an din your colon there was a couple of little men acting out Russell T Davies's newest Batman series, in your anus. Also you were in Cardiff
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Raz
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you're always dreaming about my anus david
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An image of it pulsates behind my eyes
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I had read too much Terror last night, and dreamt I was reading an old horror comic story called "I MARRIED AN ANT", in which a man had failed to notice until the altar that his bride-to-be was a giant fuck-off ant from "They Came From the Desert". In a bridal gown
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Raz
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ahahaha! you should write that story immediately
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Hey! I dreamed I was dancing with Danzig at a little disco or something. It was well good.
Dominate yourself
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Nov 24 2009, 10:06 AM
Last night I had a cream. Patrick Swayze kept feeling me up. He was really nice, but he seemed a bit desperate. like, he phoned me out of the blue, just to fuck, having never met or heard of me before, but he got my number from one of my girlfriends and he just really wanted to be my fuck pal. I wasn't so much against him being my fuck pal, but he just kept on feeling me up and it was really odd. He kind of seemed to be drunk, but he wasn't. That was just the way he was.
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Joan Collings
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I had a dream last night where I was explainging to Kevin Smith how Grange Hill was like the Brittas Degrassi High, but in the style of a talking heads programme. I'd made a big deal about Mr Bronson being in Star Wars and was mimicking the theme tune when I woke up and remembered that Grange Hill is dead :(
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I had a dream where the girl who lives next door kept sleeping in a bed in her garden, and then eventually she got up and took me to the gardens in alton towers, at which point she revealed herself to be a vampire, and made me stab myself in my own heart, an dthen i died, and became a ghost, wandering the gardens at alton towers forever
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Did you still have to queue for rides?
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dng
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I was trapped in the gardens
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when i went with my friends to alton towers a few years ago we took a walk in the gardens

we went a bit too far though, and found ourselves in some woods, then a fence then we turned round and walked back, wasting about an hour we could otherwise have spent on rides
help please help
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Brayn Bodypart
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I last I dreamed that I was Gerard Butler in a video game based in reality called "Slayers" trying to gain my freedom whilst being controlled by a teenage boy somewhere. I had to figure out a way to take down the gamemaster (Michael C. Hall). Unfortunately you can't get refunds on dreams.
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Oh no, my dream was that dng was presenting a tv show while standing in a white void, and he kept levitating and floating off camera. He spoke in a very gravelly accent that wasn't as Essex as you'd think.
Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!
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i had a dream that i was at a party or somewhere and there were 3 different Dans that i know there. i got a phone call and it was sex panda Dan, so i told him what a coincidence it was, but then he wouldn't talk to me anymore. i think he was sad because he wasn't with all the other Dans :(
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I just had a dream that I was a house cat, remembered that there's a dream thread on here, and rushed out of bed to post. Then I forgot what else happened in the dream.
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In my dream last night I was about to have sex with someone in a toilet cubicle but then the cleaning lady told us off and kicked us out. :(
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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