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Topic Started: Nov 24 2009, 10:06 AM (637 Views)
Explanation Mark	Nov 24 2009, 10:06 AM Post #1
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,347 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	Last night I had a dream. Patrick Swayze kept phoning me up. He was really nice, but he seemed a bit desperate. like, he phoned me out of the blue, just to chat, having never met or heard of me before, but he got my number from one of my friends and he just really wanted to be my friend. I wasn't so much against him being my friend, but he just kept on phoning and it was really odd. He kind of seemed to be drunk, but he wasn't. That was just the way he was. What did you dream last night?



Egyptian Fleshpot	Nov 24 2009, 10:09 AM Post #2
I'm the wind, baby. Posts: 4,580 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I dreamt I was Patrick Swayze and was trying to escape hell using the one phone. But NOBODY WOULD LISTEN.
	Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!


Purple SpaceAnus	Nov 24 2009, 10:16 AM Post #3
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 7,946 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I have only just woken up from a series of incredible dreams. The best one was this: I dreamt I was Spider-man, and some giant (non-canon) demon thing was attacking the city, and I was hiding on a rooftop and planning my attack when I thought I remembered reading this issue, and decided that the X-Men were supposed to turn up and save the day. So I hung back a little, wondering when they would arrive, and then I heard a load of screaming coming from the side of the building where the monster was. They had already arrived and been defeated! I hurried down and helped subdue the demon and then found the latest issue of X-Men on a nearby news stand and the front cover showed almost all of them dead, killed by the big demon thing that I assumed they were going to defeat. My laziness had killed the X-Men! I broke down in tears and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"



Chortle Hound	Nov 24 2009, 10:22 AM Post #4
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,560 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	I remembered lots of dreams last night. In one, I dreamt I was at dng's house. I suppose this was because I was supposed to go to dng's house this week but now I am not. In the dream, I was in his kitchen with his mother. She made me a cup of tea. Then we went outside and looked at the mutant horse in the back garden. The horse was more of a thin pony really. Suddenly, two flaps of skin opened up on the underside of the horse and a smaller horse fell out and stood there, covered in some kind of mucous. Then it lept back up into the bigger horses flaps. It fell out again several times, but the larger horse seemed to get bored of it doing that so must have only half contracted its flaps, so the smaller horse was half in and half out, sliding down to the ground, all slick with juices. THE END
	pelvis fruitbowl


throat (hoarse)	Nov 24 2009, 05:14 PM Post #5
The Eye of Ennui Posts: 2,978 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	i dreamt i was rolling up a D&D character. i think it was a wizard. He had 14 constitution.
	Citric idiot


Purple SpaceAnus	Nov 24 2009, 05:17 PM Post #6
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 7,946 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	Sweet.



hoofs	Nov 24 2009, 06:26 PM Post #7
awful tool Posts: 1,922 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	I made up a dream to impress my friends on the internet



Chortle Hound	Nov 24 2009, 06:27 PM Post #8
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,560 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	I also dreamt I was late for work, but then I woke up and realised I was on holiday. Best dream.
	pelvis fruitbowl


dng	Nov 24 2009, 06:32 PM Post #9
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	hoofs Nov 24 2009, 06:26 PM I made up a dream to impress my friends on the internet How rude



Raz	Nov 24 2009, 07:57 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 6,374 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	Chortle Hound Nov 24 2009, 10:22 AM I remembered lots of dreams last night. In one, I dreamt I was at dng's house. I suppose this was because I was supposed to go to dng's house this week but now I am not. In the dream, I was in his kitchen with his mother. She made me a cup of tea. Then we went outside and looked at the mutant horse in the back garden. The horse was more of a thin pony really. Suddenly, two flaps of skin opened up on the underside of the horse and a smaller horse fell out and stood there, covered in some kind of mucous. Then it lept back up into the bigger horses flaps. It fell out again several times, but the larger horse seemed to get bored of it doing that so must have only half contracted its flaps, so the smaller horse was half in and half out, sliding down to the ground, all slick with juices. THE END this is quite erotic really. also I have no dreams left
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Nov 24 2009, 07:58 PM Post #11
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I dreamt I was watching Russell T Davies's newest tv series, which was Batman, in Cardiff



Raz	Nov 24 2009, 08:00 PM Post #12
Black President Posts: 6,374 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	what just now
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Nov 24 2009, 08:01 PM Post #13
Black President Posts: 6,374 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	I dreamt I was watching you watching Russell T Davies's newest tv series, which was Batman, in Cardiff, through your living room window, from within a bush. Periodically your whole head would pulse and become twice as big for a moment
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Nov 24 2009, 08:03 PM Post #14
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I dreamt I was watching Russell T Davies write a dream sequence in which you pushed your own head up your own anus somehow, an din your colon there was a couple of little men acting out Russell T Davies's newest Batman series, in your anus. Also you were in Cardiff



Raz	Nov 24 2009, 08:09 PM Post #15
Black President Posts: 6,374 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	you're always dreaming about my anus david
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


dng	Nov 24 2009, 08:10 PM Post #16
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	An image of it pulsates behind my eyes



Mr Swizpig	Nov 24 2009, 08:12 PM Post #17
Crusader Posts: 390 Group: Members Member #105 Joined: January 14, 2007	I had read too much Terror last night, and dreamt I was reading an old horror comic story called "I MARRIED AN ANT", in which a man had failed to notice until the altar that his bride-to-be was a giant fuck-off ant from "They Came From the Desert". In a bridal gown



Raz	Nov 24 2009, 08:17 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 6,374 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	ahahaha! you should write that story immediately
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


David Cameron	Nov 27 2009, 09:34 AM Post #19
Bog off Posts: 14,449 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Hey! I dreamed I was dancing with Danzig at a little disco or something. It was well good.
	Dominate yourself


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 28 2009, 01:58 AM Post #20
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Violence Mark Nov 24 2009, 10:06 AM Last night I had a cream. Patrick Swayze kept feeling me up. He was really nice, but he seemed a bit desperate. like, he phoned me out of the blue, just to fuck, having never met or heard of me before, but he got my number from one of my girlfriends and he just really wanted to be my fuck pal. I wasn't so much against him being my fuck pal, but he just kept on feeling me up and it was really odd. He kind of seemed to be drunk, but he wasn't. That was just the way he was.



Joan Collings	Nov 28 2009, 09:01 AM Post #21
Hero Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #291 Joined: October 14, 2009	I had a dream last night where I was explainging to Kevin Smith how Grange Hill was like the Brittas Degrassi High, but in the style of a talking heads programme. I'd made a big deal about Mr Bronson being in Star Wars and was mimicking the theme tune when I woke up and remembered that Grange Hill is dead
	Secret Spackers


dng	Nov 28 2009, 01:37 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I had a dream where the girl who lives next door kept sleeping in a bed in her garden, and then eventually she got up and took me to the gardens in alton towers, at which point she revealed herself to be a vampire, and made me stab myself in my own heart, an dthen i died, and became a ghost, wandering the gardens at alton towers forever



Purple SpaceAnus	Nov 28 2009, 02:02 PM Post #23
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 7,946 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	Did you still have to queue for rides?



dng	Nov 28 2009, 02:09 PM Post #24
Black President Posts: 28,023 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I was trapped in the gardens



Nuclear Murderer	Nov 28 2009, 04:06 PM Post #25
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,753 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	when i went with my friends to alton towers a few years ago we took a walk in the gardens we went a bit too far though, and found ourselves in some woods, then a fence then we turned round and walked back, wasting about an hour we could otherwise have spent on rides
	help please help


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 28 2009, 04:40 PM Post #26
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	I last I dreamed that I was Gerard Butler in a video game based in reality called "Slayers" trying to gain my freedom whilst being controlled by a teenage boy somewhere. I had to figure out a way to take down the gamemaster (Michael C. Hall). Unfortunately you can't get refunds on dreams.



Egyptian Fleshpot	Dec 2 2009, 09:45 AM Post #27
I'm the wind, baby. Posts: 4,580 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Oh no, my dream was that dng was presenting a tv show while standing in a white void, and he kept levitating and floating off camera. He spoke in a very gravelly accent that wasn't as Essex as you'd think.
	Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!


Mink La Rynx	Dec 2 2009, 09:49 AM Post #28
looks exactly like a possum Posts: 2,715 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 26, 2006	i had a dream that i was at a party or somewhere and there were 3 different Dans that i know there. i got a phone call and it was sex panda Dan, so i told him what a coincidence it was, but then he wouldn't talk to me anymore. i think he was sad because he wasn't with all the other Dans



Brayn Bodypart	Dec 2 2009, 05:46 PM Post #29
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	I just had a dream that I was a house cat, remembered that there's a dream thread on here, and rushed out of bed to post. Then I forgot what else happened in the dream.



Violence Danzig	Dec 2 2009, 05:52 PM Post #30
Black President Posts: 7,487 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	In my dream last night I was about to have sex with someone in a toilet cubicle but then the cleaning lady told us off and kicked us out.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


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