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| Topic Started: Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM (357 Views) | |
| Purple SpaceAnus | Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM Post #1 |
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I wonder how many people sit at home on Children in Need / Comic Relief nights and think "Nah, I'm not going to donate anything this year", and then after a few hours of celebrity skits and touching plea films change their mind and pick up the phone. |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 07:39 PM Post #2 |
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Too many. |
| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| Sheela na Gig | Nov 20 2009, 07:48 PM Post #3 |
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It's never even crossed my mind to actually donate. |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 07:52 PM Post #4 |
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How can you exactly put someone on AQ after an open limp pre flop and a call of a weak flop bet? Seems an unrealistically strong read. Bet bigger on the flop and turn, you want to build a pot and micro players don't like folding pairs, so take advantage. The turn play is horrible, either bet or check raise, calling is nasty and gives the villain a free shot at sucking out, which he duly does. And I disagree with rj, it's a $3 tourney, if we're shoved over after a turn check raise I'm instacalling. Yes sometimes he'll have 55 or qj, but he'll do it often enough with a slowplayed AA or aq that you've got to get it in. On the river once he comes over the top of your river check raise you're beaten, no question, especially given how he's played so far. |
| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| Violence Barrington | Nov 20 2009, 08:08 PM Post #5 |
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Most of these spazzy kids will be dead soon anyway. |
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| Violence Chien | Nov 20 2009, 08:30 PM Post #6 |
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Fucking Children In Need, not only does it mean there's no Have I Got News For You this week, but also I was watching Mastermind and there was a question about Children In Need on there, for fuck's sake. You are getting NOTHING from me, spacker kids. |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Sheela na Gig | Nov 20 2009, 08:32 PM Post #7 |
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No-one ever gave you money, right, Trig?! |
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| Violence Spencer | Nov 20 2009, 08:33 PM Post #8 |
He's not even French!
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We are children, we are in need If you want to help, help Children in Need. What a shit song. |
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| Violence Chien | Nov 20 2009, 08:35 PM Post #9 |
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I would give money but I spent it all on my delicious lunch today. What do these kids want, do they want me to go mildly hungry and not be able to concentrate from 1:30 to 5:30? Is that what they want? |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 08:55 PM Post #10 |
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There should be a graduate in need charity as well. If the little spastic fuckers get shit by lazing around looking pathetic, then people in the mid 20's should get the same. |
| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 20 2009, 09:22 PM Post #11 |
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this thread is the first exposure i've had to children in need so thanks for that |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 20 2009, 09:23 PM Post #12 |
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oh no the advert it knows IT KNOWS |
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| Brayn Bodypart | Nov 21 2009, 02:00 AM Post #13 |
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Thank the stars I live in the United States, where all the donation programs are utter shit and only air on PBS. |
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| Foxy Bingo | Nov 21 2009, 05:50 AM Post #14 |
肛門のまわりに湿疹があります。
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What about the ones with that old man wandering around the streets of some crumbing African ghetto, imploring you to save them from eternal horror for just pennies a day? |
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----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie. | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 21 2009, 09:48 AM Post #15 |
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That's Comic Relief, usually on in March |
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| The curse of cancer horse | Nov 21 2009, 10:03 AM Post #16 |
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i've been trying to save money but was forced to go down the pub last night by childrens in needs bastards |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 21 2009, 11:17 AM Post #17 |
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children in need are children indeed |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:20 AM Post #18 |
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daniel where is something absurd that you've written about metal/jump cancelling that I can quote? I can't be bothered to find anything. |
 an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:23 AM Post #19 |
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Also last night I gave some money to a homeless who just asked if I had any change for a beer. I told him that I respected his honesty and gave him a quid. |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Nov 21 2009, 11:34 AM Post #20 |
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More and more tramps have caught onto that trick of being honest because they know it gives a buzz to guilty middle-class types. Poor Samuel. |
| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:37 AM Post #21 |
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I was completely fucked at the time, in my defense. |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Brayn Bodypart | Nov 21 2009, 01:37 PM Post #22 |
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Oh, I forgot about the commercials. They all seem to try and bring us to guilt and tears with a Sarah McLachlan song. |
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| Violence Raymond | Nov 21 2009, 07:24 PM Post #23 |
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I gave a pound to a beautiful lady dressed as a smurf today for autistics, I would have asked her out but I was pretty sure she was one. |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 21 2009, 07:28 PM Post #24 |
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if she says yes then she's probably not autustic |
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| The curse of cancer horse | Nov 21 2009, 07:34 PM Post #25 |
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or a smurf |
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| Violence Raymond | Nov 22 2009, 03:24 AM Post #26 |
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does one negate the other? never mind she had already left before I could think about it, also saw 3 rolls royces worth a million pounds and one had a licence plate that said OA5I5 RR. My friend who is obsessed with money and cars assured me this was good. |
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| Sheela na Gig | Nov 22 2009, 11:50 AM Post #27 |
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Samuel did you later go back and blind him and kill his dog, and snatch the pound back? |
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| hoofs | Nov 22 2009, 12:20 PM Post #28 |
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I gave £1.35 to childrens in need. The pound was from an eBay paypal thing where I lazily clicked 'yes' to adding a pound to my purchase (a sexy cossack hat). The 35p was to some nice ladies in the café who had a box with a yellow bear that they'd drawn on it, so I put the change in it. Does the fact that I've meticulously noted all of my charitable outgoings make me a tight bastard? |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 22 2009, 12:49 PM Post #29 |
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yes |
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| hoofs | Nov 22 2009, 01:13 PM Post #30 |
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My 'charitable liberal' façade is destroyed
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