- Pages:
- 1
- 2
| Children in Need | |
|---|---|
| Topic Started: Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM (336 Views) | |
| sailor marsanus | Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM Post #1 |
![]()
Pictures and/or Voice
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I wonder how many people sit at home on Children in Need / Comic Relief nights and think "Nah, I'm not going to donate anything this year", and then after a few hours of celebrity skits and touching plea films change their mind and pick up the phone. |
![]() |
|
| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 07:39 PM Post #2 |
![]()
Black President
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Too many. |
|
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise
| |
![]() |
|
| Violence Freyja | Nov 20 2009, 07:48 PM Post #3 |
![]()
Stalker
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
It's never even crossed my mind to actually donate. |
| Le sigh | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 07:52 PM Post #4 |
![]()
Black President
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
How can you exactly put someone on AQ after an open limp pre flop and a call of a weak flop bet? Seems an unrealistically strong read. Bet bigger on the flop and turn, you want to build a pot and micro players don't like folding pairs, so take advantage. The turn play is horrible, either bet or check raise, calling is nasty and gives the villain a free shot at sucking out, which he duly does. And I disagree with rj, it's a $3 tourney, if we're shoved over after a turn check raise I'm instacalling. Yes sometimes he'll have 55 or qj, but he'll do it often enough with a slowplayed AA or aq that you've got to get it in. On the river once he comes over the top of your river check raise you're beaten, no question, especially given how he's played so far. |
|
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise
| |
![]() |
|
| Violence Barrington | Nov 20 2009, 08:08 PM Post #5 |
|
Black President
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Most of these spazzy kids will be dead soon anyway. |
![]() |
|
| Violence Chien | Nov 20 2009, 08:30 PM Post #6 |
|
Saginaw Man
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Fucking Children In Need, not only does it mean there's no Have I Got News For You this week, but also I was watching Mastermind and there was a question about Children In Need on there, for fuck's sake. You are getting NOTHING from me, spacker kids. |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Freyja | Nov 20 2009, 08:32 PM Post #7 |
![]()
Stalker
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
No-one ever gave you money, right, Trig?! |
| Le sigh | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Spencer | Nov 20 2009, 08:33 PM Post #8 |
|
He's not even French!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We are children, we are in need If you want to help, help Children in Need. What a shit song. |
![]() |
|
| Violence Chien | Nov 20 2009, 08:35 PM Post #9 |
|
Saginaw Man
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I would give money but I spent it all on my delicious lunch today. What do these kids want, do they want me to go mildly hungry and not be able to concentrate from 1:30 to 5:30? Is that what they want? |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Danzig | Nov 20 2009, 08:55 PM Post #10 |
![]()
Black President
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
There should be a graduate in need charity as well. If the little spastic fuckers get shit by lazing around looking pathetic, then people in the mid 20's should get the same. |
|
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise
| |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 20 2009, 09:22 PM Post #11 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
this thread is the first exposure i've had to children in need so thanks for that |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 20 2009, 09:23 PM Post #12 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
oh no the advert it knows IT KNOWS |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| Brayn Bodypart | Nov 21 2009, 02:00 AM Post #13 |
|
Civil Rights Champion
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Thank the stars I live in the United States, where all the donation programs are utter shit and only air on PBS. |
![]() |
|
| An Unicorn | Nov 21 2009, 05:50 AM Post #14 |
|
Friss den braunen Block!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
What about the ones with that old man wandering around the streets of some crumbing African ghetto, imploring you to save them from eternal horror for just pennies a day? |
|
----- Also when it is windy he says "och there is a wee lot of physics in the air the day", nodding sagely
| |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 21 2009, 09:48 AM Post #15 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
That's Comic Relief, usually on in March |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| throat (hoarse) | Nov 21 2009, 10:03 AM Post #16 |
|
The Eye of Ennui
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
i've been trying to save money but was forced to go down the pub last night by childrens in needs bastards |
| Citric idiot | |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 21 2009, 11:17 AM Post #17 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
children in need are children indeed |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:20 AM Post #18 |
|
Scene Girl
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
daniel where is something absurd that you've written about metal/jump cancelling that I can quote? I can't be bothered to find anything. |
![]() an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
![]() |
|
| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:23 AM Post #19 |
|
Scene Girl
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Also last night I gave some money to a homeless who just asked if I had any change for a beer. I told him that I respected his honesty and gave him a quid. |
![]() an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
![]() |
|
| Egyptian Fleshpot | Nov 21 2009, 11:34 AM Post #20 |
|
I'm the wind, baby.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
More and more tramps have caught onto that trick of being honest because they know it gives a buzz to guilty middle-class types. Poor Samuel. |
| Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!! | |
![]() |
|
| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:37 AM Post #21 |
|
Scene Girl
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I was completely fucked at the time, in my defense. |
![]() an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
![]() |
|
| Brayn Bodypart | Nov 21 2009, 01:37 PM Post #22 |
|
Civil Rights Champion
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Oh, I forgot about the commercials. They all seem to try and bring us to guilt and tears with a Sarah McLachlan song. |
![]() |
|
| Violence Raymond | Nov 21 2009, 07:24 PM Post #23 |
![]()
Thread Killing Expert
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I gave a pound to a beautiful lady dressed as a smurf today for autistics, I would have asked her out but I was pretty sure she was one. |
| Toot | |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 21 2009, 07:28 PM Post #24 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
if she says yes then she's probably not autustic |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| throat (hoarse) | Nov 21 2009, 07:34 PM Post #25 |
|
The Eye of Ennui
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
or a smurf |
| Citric idiot | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Raymond | Nov 22 2009, 03:24 AM Post #26 |
![]()
Thread Killing Expert
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
does one negate the other? never mind she had already left before I could think about it, also saw 3 rolls royces worth a million pounds and one had a licence plate that said OA5I5 RR. My friend who is obsessed with money and cars assured me this was good. |
| Toot | |
![]() |
|
| Violence Freyja | Nov 22 2009, 11:50 AM Post #27 |
![]()
Stalker
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Samuel did you later go back and blind him and kill his dog, and snatch the pound back? |
| Le sigh | |
![]() |
|
| hoofs | Nov 22 2009, 12:20 PM Post #28 |
![]()
awful tool
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I gave £1.35 to childrens in need. The pound was from an eBay paypal thing where I lazily clicked 'yes' to adding a pound to my purchase (a sexy cossack hat). The 35p was to some nice ladies in the café who had a box with a yellow bear that they'd drawn on it, so I put the change in it. Does the fact that I've meticulously noted all of my charitable outgoings make me a tight bastard? |
![]() |
|
| Headwand Daren | Nov 22 2009, 12:49 PM Post #29 |
![]()
Space Jerk-off
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
yes |
|
help please help | |
![]() |
|
| hoofs | Nov 22 2009, 01:13 PM Post #30 |
![]()
awful tool
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
My 'charitable liberal' façade is destroyed
|
![]() |
|
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · Oesophagus · Next Topic » |
- Pages:
- 1
- 2





![]](http://209.85.48.18/static/1/pip_r.png)









7:51 AM Mar 10