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Children in Need
Topic Started: Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM (336 Views)
sailor marsanus	Nov 20 2009, 07:35 PM Post #1
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 7,939 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I wonder how many people sit at home on Children in Need / Comic Relief nights and think "Nah, I'm not going to donate anything this year", and then after a few hours of celebrity skits and touching plea films change their mind and pick up the phone.



Violence Danzig	Nov 20 2009, 07:39 PM Post #2
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Too many.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Violence Freyja	Nov 20 2009, 07:48 PM Post #3
Stalker Posts: 15,391 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	It's never even crossed my mind to actually donate.
	Le sigh


Violence Danzig	Nov 20 2009, 07:52 PM Post #4
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	How can you exactly put someone on AQ after an open limp pre flop and a call of a weak flop bet? Seems an unrealistically strong read. Bet bigger on the flop and turn, you want to build a pot and micro players don't like folding pairs, so take advantage. The turn play is horrible, either bet or check raise, calling is nasty and gives the villain a free shot at sucking out, which he duly does. And I disagree with rj, it's a $3 tourney, if we're shoved over after a turn check raise I'm instacalling. Yes sometimes he'll have 55 or qj, but he'll do it often enough with a slowplayed AA or aq that you've got to get it in. On the river once he comes over the top of your river check raise you're beaten, no question, especially given how he's played so far.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Violence Barrington	Nov 20 2009, 08:08 PM Post #5
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Most of these spazzy kids will be dead soon anyway.



Violence Chien	Nov 20 2009, 08:30 PM Post #6
Saginaw Man Posts: 6,727 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Fucking Children In Need, not only does it mean there's no Have I Got News For You this week, but also I was watching Mastermind and there was a question about Children In Need on there, for fuck's sake. You are getting NOTHING from me, spacker kids.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Violence Freyja	Nov 20 2009, 08:32 PM Post #7
Stalker Posts: 15,391 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	No-one ever gave you money, right, Trig?!
	Le sigh


Violence Spencer	Nov 20 2009, 08:33 PM Post #8
He's not even French! Posts: 1,675 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	We are children, we are in need If you want to help, help Children in Need. What a shit song.



Violence Chien	Nov 20 2009, 08:35 PM Post #9
Saginaw Man Posts: 6,727 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I would give money but I spent it all on my delicious lunch today. What do these kids want, do they want me to go mildly hungry and not be able to concentrate from 1:30 to 5:30? Is that what they want?
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Violence Danzig	Nov 20 2009, 08:55 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	There should be a graduate in need charity as well. If the little spastic fuckers get shit by lazing around looking pathetic, then people in the mid 20's should get the same.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Headwand Daren	Nov 20 2009, 09:22 PM Post #11
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	this thread is the first exposure i've had to children in need so thanks for that
	help please help


Headwand Daren	Nov 20 2009, 09:23 PM Post #12
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	oh no the advert it knows IT KNOWS
	help please help


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 21 2009, 02:00 AM Post #13
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Thank the stars I live in the United States, where all the donation programs are utter shit and only air on PBS.



An Unicorn	Nov 21 2009, 05:50 AM Post #14
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,115 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	What about the ones with that old man wandering around the streets of some crumbing African ghetto, imploring you to save them from eternal horror for just pennies a day?
	----- Also when it is windy he says "och there is a wee lot of physics in the air the day", nodding sagely


Headwand Daren	Nov 21 2009, 09:48 AM Post #15
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	That's Comic Relief, usually on in March
	help please help


throat (hoarse)	Nov 21 2009, 10:03 AM Post #16
The Eye of Ennui Posts: 2,974 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	i've been trying to save money but was forced to go down the pub last night by childrens in needs bastards
	Citric idiot


Headwand Daren	Nov 21 2009, 11:17 AM Post #17
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	children in need are children indeed
	help please help


King Science	Nov 21 2009, 11:20 AM Post #18
Scene Girl Posts: 15,334 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	daniel where is something absurd that you've written about metal/jump cancelling that I can quote? I can't be bothered to find anything.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


King Science	Nov 21 2009, 11:23 AM Post #19
Scene Girl Posts: 15,334 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Also last night I gave some money to a homeless who just asked if I had any change for a beer. I told him that I respected his honesty and gave him a quid.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Egyptian Fleshpot	Nov 21 2009, 11:34 AM Post #20
I'm the wind, baby. Posts: 4,580 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	More and more tramps have caught onto that trick of being honest because they know it gives a buzz to guilty middle-class types. Poor Samuel.
	Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!


King Science	Nov 21 2009, 11:37 AM Post #21
Scene Girl Posts: 15,334 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I was completely fucked at the time, in my defense.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Brayn Bodypart	Nov 21 2009, 01:37 PM Post #22
Civil Rights Champion Posts: 932 Group: Droning American Gays Member #280 Joined: March 13, 2009	Jeremy Genitals Nov 21 2009, 05:50 AM What about the ones with that old man wandering around the streets of some crumbing African ghetto, imploring you to save them from eternal horror for just pennies a day? Oh, I forgot about the commercials. They all seem to try and bring us to guilt and tears with a Sarah McLachlan song.



Violence Raymond	Nov 21 2009, 07:24 PM Post #23
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,287 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	I gave a pound to a beautiful lady dressed as a smurf today for autistics, I would have asked her out but I was pretty sure she was one.
	Toot


Headwand Daren	Nov 21 2009, 07:28 PM Post #24
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	if she says yes then she's probably not autustic
	help please help


throat (hoarse)	Nov 21 2009, 07:34 PM Post #25
The Eye of Ennui Posts: 2,974 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	or a smurf
	Citric idiot


Violence Raymond	Nov 22 2009, 03:24 AM Post #26
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,287 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	does one negate the other? never mind she had already left before I could think about it, also saw 3 rolls royces worth a million pounds and one had a licence plate that said OA5I5 RR. My friend who is obsessed with money and cars assured me this was good.
	Toot


Violence Freyja	Nov 22 2009, 11:50 AM Post #27
Stalker Posts: 15,391 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Samuel did you later go back and blind him and kill his dog, and snatch the pound back?
	Le sigh


hoofs	Nov 22 2009, 12:20 PM Post #28
awful tool Posts: 1,922 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	I gave �1.35 to childrens in need. The pound was from an eBay paypal thing where I lazily clicked 'yes' to adding a pound to my purchase (a sexy cossack hat). The 35p was to some nice ladies in the caf� who had a box with a yellow bear that they'd drawn on it, so I put the change in it. Does the fact that I've meticulously noted all of my charitable outgoings make me a tight bastard?



Headwand Daren	Nov 22 2009, 12:49 PM Post #29
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,732 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	yes
	help please help


hoofs	Nov 22 2009, 01:13 PM Post #30
awful tool Posts: 1,922 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	My 'charitable liberal' fa�ade is destroyed


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