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A physics question for samuel
Topic Started: Nov 12 2009, 10:59 AM (7,603 Views)
Grampa Boylove	Feb 28 2010, 01:16 PM Post #691
Completely broken Posts: 19,151 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	King Science Feb 28 2010, 11:24 AM surely the only person who can answer this question is the virgin mary. catholic bastard
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Violence Chien	Feb 28 2010, 05:42 PM Post #692
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Sam, I own a field measuring one acre. If I walk the perimeter of this field once a day, wearing size 10 wellington boots, how long until the soil is completely eroded?
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cancer horse	Feb 28 2010, 06:06 PM Post #693
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	samuel, which of these badges have you earned?
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cancer horse	Mar 9 2010, 10:18 PM Post #694
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	i just watched horizon which started out by implying that they were going to prove that the main cosmology theory was wrong before at the end lamely admitting that it's probably right even though it blatantly requires magic (a.k.a. inflation), magic stuff (a.k.a. dark matter) and more magic (a.k.a. dark energy). stupid physics
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Nuclear Murderer	Mar 9 2010, 11:36 PM Post #695
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	i still think they should retry the aether detecting experiment



King Science	Mar 9 2010, 11:39 PM Post #696
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	most physicists tend to ignore cosmologists, though.
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Nuclear Murderer	Mar 9 2010, 11:41 PM Post #697
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	for good reason i just watched an hour long sky at night about the usual drake equation related purely speculative shite i love it



King Science	Mar 9 2010, 11:47 PM Post #698
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	It could easily be that their base assumptions are off somehow. I basically take all cosmology with a massive pinch of salt.
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Purple SpaceAnus	Mar 10 2010, 07:44 AM Post #699
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	Is it true that Geminis are really good at chess?



Nuclear Murderer	Mar 10 2010, 08:46 AM Post #700
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	hardon collider still broken shocker



King Science	Mar 10 2010, 11:04 AM Post #701
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	it's not broken, it's just not working perfectly. Whcih is hardly surprising really. Same kind of stuff happened with CERN all the time.
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Explanation Mark	Mar 10 2010, 12:17 PM Post #702
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	sailor marsanus Mar 10 2010, 07:44 AM Is it true that Geminis are really good at chess? I am a Gemini and I win about half of my chess games. Dom is better than me.



King Science	Mar 12 2010, 02:55 PM Post #703
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Hilariously it turns out that CERN's shutdown is actually scheduled maintenance that's been planned from the get go, the news people just chose to ignore this for some mad reason.
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Purple SpaceAnus	Mar 13 2010, 12:46 PM Post #704
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	Yesterday a man announced that there were no straight lines in nature and then caught my eye and asked if I agreed and I started thinking about gravitons and there was a prolonged silence as I visualised spherical fields and wave-particles and stuff, and whether there were any lines of any sort in nature. Sam, are there any straight lines in nature?



cancer horse	Mar 13 2010, 12:52 PM Post #705
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	perhaps all the dark matter is in a straight line
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Purple SpaceAnus	Mar 13 2010, 02:38 PM Post #706
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I thought about sine waves, but then wondered whether my I was thinking about this in too physical a context. Maybe there are lots of straight lines in nature, just not in visible dimensions? Time is a pretty straight line. Love could be a straight line. God could be a straight line. After a while, I noticed that the man's face was sagging a bit, so I muttered something about how I couldn't support such a decisive argument without further data.



dng	Mar 13 2010, 02:42 PM Post #707
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I'm really hungover. i'd like to see this so called physics of samuel's to explain that



Raz	Mar 13 2010, 02:50 PM Post #708
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	did you stay up all night drinking whiskey in the garden and shouting at the moon
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dng	Mar 13 2010, 04:26 PM Post #709
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	yes



dng	Mar 13 2010, 04:27 PM Post #710
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	although it was vodka. vodka is a type of whisky



Purple SpaceAnus	Mar 13 2010, 04:43 PM Post #711
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	Imagine drinking alcohol.



Violence Barrington	Mar 13 2010, 04:43 PM Post #712
Black President Posts: 7,165 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	You're a straight line!



King Science	Mar 13 2010, 08:00 PM Post #713
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	i believe that the universe is non euclidian, yes. Also time is not a straight line, it is a co-ordinate. Photons definity don't travel in perfectly straight lines, and nobody has ever actually measured a graviton so they don't really count. Quantum mechanics also probably precludes perfectly straight lines due to heisenberg uncertainty. also God is an old, bearded man.
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Violence Ben	Mar 13 2010, 09:22 PM Post #714
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Samuel what do you mean by the universe being non-euclidian? Has it got anything to do with that stupid running tortoise paradox. It is 9.20pm on a saturday night and it is important I know the answer to this.
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Violence Ben	Mar 13 2010, 09:32 PM Post #715
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Last night I watched brian cox's new show on the solar system (brilant) and also a horizon about how everything we know about the universe is wrong. It was pretty amazing because the cosmology it was talking about was based on nothng but cold hard maths, and so they had to find interesting ways of visually representing the subject matter. They settled for lots of lingering shots of a balloon blowing up in slow motion and also some tar very slowly settling on a studio floor. It was a magnificent feast for all of the senses.
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King Science	Mar 13 2010, 09:33 PM Post #716
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	It's a form of geometry. In a euclidian geometry two parallel straight lines will go on forever without actually intersecting, wheras in a non-euclidian geometry these straight lines may at some point intersect.
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Violence Ben	Mar 13 2010, 09:37 PM Post #717
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	How can two parrallel straight lines ever intersect? it sounds to me like Euclid was a man who knew the score.
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King Science	Mar 13 2010, 09:41 PM Post #718
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	it's like how lines of latitude on a globe are parallel straight lines, but still meet at the north pole. It's more maths than physics, really, so I'm hardly an expert.
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Violence Ben	Mar 13 2010, 09:58 PM Post #719
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Maths makes me furious and sick.
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Nuclear Murderer	Mar 13 2010, 09:59 PM Post #720
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	amen brother


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