| A physics question for samuel | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 12 2009, 10:59 AM (7,602 Views) | |
| dng | Nov 12 2009, 10:59 AM Post #1 |
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How come when you shave the bigger your beard is the longer it takes to shave and also the more it blunts your razorblade. I mean, presumably you have exactly the same amount of hairs in a big beard as you do in a short beard, an dthe razor blade only has to cut each one once Its a mystery to me and I don't like mysteries |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 12:04 PM Post #2 |
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probably because the blade gets all clagged up or something. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 12:06 PM Post #3 |
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That shouldn't make any difference |
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| Violence Barrington | Nov 12 2009, 12:11 PM Post #4 |
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Surely the longer a hair grows the thicker it becomes at the base, like a cat's whisker. |
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| Violence Barrington | Nov 12 2009, 12:13 PM Post #5 |
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I think this diagram will explain absolutely everything.
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 12:14 PM Post #6 |
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I'm glad hairs have a concealed pair of balls under the surface. Its quite comforting |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Nov 12 2009, 12:16 PM Post #7 |
Tom Stewart killed me
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A pair of balls for every single hair on your face. It's like an infinite inverse teabagging. |
| there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running. | |
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| Violence Barrington | Nov 12 2009, 12:24 PM Post #8 |
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Ha ha. Sebum! |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 12 2009, 12:25 PM Post #9 |
SPEEEEEAAAK!
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It all seems a bit too elaborate to me. I don't like it. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 12 2009, 12:26 PM Post #10 |
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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It's no wonder reptiles abandoned hair in favour of scales. |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:05 PM Post #11 |
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What are you doing shaving, anyway? |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:06 PM Post #12 |
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I'm not I'm just remembering the last time I shaved |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:08 PM Post #13 |
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Anyway now the telegraph has explained all of physics to me I no longer need to ask you questions anymore, samuel http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/6546462/The-10-weirdest-physics-facts-from-relativity-to-quantum-physics.html |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:09 PM Post #14 |
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I like the way that instead of references he just provides us with links to some of his friends twitter accounts |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:17 PM Post #15 |
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He gets the first one completely wrong anyway. Since bananas aren't made out of primarily hydrogen they wouldn't undergo any fusion, which is a much larger source of energy than release of gravitational potential. |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:17 PM Post #16 |
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What an absolute wanker. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:18 PM Post #17 |
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Well i don't see you writing for the telegraph, Samuel |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:21 PM Post #18 |
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And how dare he take the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics as fact, when it's clearly an utter load of rubbish. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:22 PM Post #19 |
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No its not |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:22 PM Post #20 |
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He also horribly confuses absolute mass and relativistic mass. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:23 PM Post #21 |
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Maybe you've muddled them up. Maybe none of them even exist |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:23 PM Post #22 |
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Basically how dare he write all this shit with only cursory references to wikipedia and twitter. And many worlds is utter bollocks. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:24 PM Post #23 |
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Samuel, he writes for the Daily Telegraph. How many times must I tell you that before you accept defeat? |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:25 PM Post #24 |
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You must tell me it an infinite number of times in an infinite number of universes. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:26 PM Post #25 |
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Also the many worlds theory is a really elegant way to solve all of those awkward equations. i'd like to see YOU do something elegant, Samuel, with your big angular head and your oversized clublike penis |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:27 PM Post #26 |
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Also I'm not sure what the many world's theory has to do with infinity |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:27 PM Post #27 |
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I hate infinity so much |
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| King Science | Nov 12 2009, 04:33 PM Post #28 |
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It has everything to do with infinity.. |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:34 PM Post #29 |
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No it doesn't it just has to do with very large numbers |
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| dng | Nov 12 2009, 04:34 PM Post #30 |
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like 25. thats a pretty big number |
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