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Derek Acorah is doing a seance with Michael Jackson; On Sky 1 now.
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 10:11 PM (262 Views)
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I am going to watch. I bet it's immense.
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no
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Shut up Daren it is amazing. Derek Acorahspoke jive for a little bit before catching himself.
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You all sicken me. Seriously.
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http://www.vexedmag.com/2009/11/derek-acorah-contacts-michael-jackson.html
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Sam, Sam who is that with you - oh ooh Aoaw! Shamow! hee hee!
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was I going mad or did they have a clump of his hair earlier, and were using it to channel lies.
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I may have missed that bit. I came back to my room to see if anyone was as excited about it as me. And then FUCKING DAREN goes and plays the surly greek and my time's fucking wasted.

FUCK YOU DAREN

My favourite bit was probably when he spoke to the man called Michael directly and said 'Michael, my spiritual brother' prompting Michael to burst into tears.
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They were touching his hat though, and he was saying he felt lots of sadness in the hat.

Basically it was the televisual event of the century and you all missed it you fucking bellends. I'm going to rllmuk with Timmo.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu
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oh no violence danzig has become possessed
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also, on speed or something possibly
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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Release the bats! Release the bats!
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I have it recorded so I will watch it later. Also:

"Bit dissapointed in June Sarpong who presented it though! I didn't she would associate herself with this kinda rubbish. She must be low on funds!"
Magic everywhere in this bitch.
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haha, yes
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Haha. Where was that Raymond?
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haha yes I couldn't believe it was ol' shiney-lips herself. She has dried them by 65% but they still look SODDEN.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxIW0ZNKhn0

JUST LOOK.

It oozes from you.
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fucking hell you can see Michael's ghost sitting there with them

where are all the skeptics now, eh
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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right here

sitting next to me

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fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpsjAzJNe98#t=1m48s
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also this is best Derek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3clLpAIpU#t=0m16s
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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Good lord that is sensational.

I expected Dad or something not my... cat.

He is such a hero.
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I hope one day Derek says that a spirit has accused a living celebrity of rape or murder or something equally delicious.

Whom does one sue?
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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