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Big Valuev; Box ing
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM (411 Views)
David Cameron
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I think I am in love with this Valuev guy. I like the way he appears to be an oversized end of level boss from a scrolling beat em up:
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He's beautiful:
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The boxing that happens about 20 seconds into this is possibly the best boxing ever:
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Why is his face made of polygons like a Goldeneye character?
ive been listening to chuck miesler for awhile and i believe the whole ufo scenario could be the delusion ive actually had two recent episodes where i saw a very strange light then followed by fighter jets for awhile the first time this happened they chased it for awhile then it sped off at incredible speeds the other instance was 2 nights ago same scenario but didnt see it speed off just disappeared but both time you see 4 fighter jets in area strange! i go to a baptist church, street preach, soulwinning etc. and have not shared this but with a couple of people.
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Does he realise how beautiful he is?
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I doubt it. He's been in a film called Stonehead.
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I wonder how big his penis is.
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I wonder how many polygons it is comprised of.
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I like it in boxing when they have the weigh in, and one of the boxers struggles to make the weight, so he has to take his pants off and stand there naked while some guy holds a towel up so nobody sees his willy.
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Imagine a boxer's willy.
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Instead of a bell-end they have a little boxing glove on the tip.
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His face is like a rhombus. It's incredible.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring."

That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.
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Look at the size of him next to his wife:
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How can they possibly have sex? His penos would surely entirely fill up her insides.
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How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.
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Look at how David Haye has been preparing for their fight:
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I hope Valuev boxes him to death.
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by getting his hair done into nice cornrows?
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Violence Ben
Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM
I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring."

That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned where a student was making tea for two girls who had come round to revise, but when he came back into the lounge they were naked and flicking each other off. Then instead of having sex with them he just janked, hands-free, onto the carpet. Again and again. For a whole afternoon, I think.
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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but yes Valuev is very Posted Image
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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look at the clump of hair between Valuev's shoulderblades
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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He's not even French!
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It's Soda Popinski!
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Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM
How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
She's not that broken faced Samuel. I'm going to tell him you said that. Then you can butt (square) heads.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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Raz McGallbladder
Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM
but yes Valuev is very Posted Image
Goldeneye is still the best looking game ever.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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Violence Barrington
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I don't think I have ever owned a porn mag.
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Did you go into a shop and actually buy it, or was it given to you, or an inheritence?
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I bought it with my own money. I was fifteen I think. One year later father bought the internet for us.
Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.
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Imagine how much more fulfilling it must be to jank over porn that you have paid for with your own money?
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It was the proudest moment of my life.
Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.
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The best thing about this boxing stuff is that the guy he's fighting looks like a tiny midget, but he's actually six foot three.
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oh no poor useless valuev has been killed or something

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score one for the 6'3" midgets
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