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Big Valuev; Box ing
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM (411 Views)
David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM Post #1
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I think I am in love with this Valuev guy. I like the way he appears to be an oversized end of level boss from a scrolling beat em up: He's beautiful: The boxing that happens about 20 seconds into this is possibly the best boxing ever:
	Dominate yourself


Peter Gibdo	Nov 6 2009, 04:38 PM Post #2
Damo Suzuki Posts: 14,991 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Why is his face made of polygons like a Goldeneye character?
	ive been listening to chuck miesler for awhile and i believe the whole ufo scenario could be the delusion ive actually had two recent episodes where i saw a very strange light then followed by fighter jets for awhile the first time this happened they chased it for awhile then it sped off at incredible speeds the other instance was 2 nights ago same scenario but didnt see it speed off just disappeared but both time you see 4 fighter jets in area strange! i go to a baptist church, street preach, soulwinning etc. and have not shared this but with a couple of people.


Explanation Mark	Nov 6 2009, 04:45 PM Post #3
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,345 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	Does he realise how beautiful he is?



David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 04:47 PM Post #4
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I doubt it. He's been in a film called Stonehead.
	Dominate yourself


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 04:49 PM Post #5
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I wonder how big his penis is.



David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 04:54 PM Post #6
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I wonder how many polygons it is comprised of.
	Dominate yourself


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 05:00 PM Post #7
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I like it in boxing when they have the weigh in, and one of the boxers struggles to make the weight, so he has to take his pants off and stand there naked while some guy holds a towel up so nobody sees his willy.



David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 05:01 PM Post #8
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Imagine a boxer's willy.
	Dominate yourself


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 05:05 PM Post #9
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Instead of a bell-end they have a little boxing glove on the tip.



Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:06 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	His face is like a rhombus. It's incredible.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM Post #11
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring." That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 05:09 PM Post #12
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Look at the size of him next to his wife: How can they possibly have sex? His penos would surely entirely fill up her insides.
	Dominate yourself


King Science	Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM Post #13
Scene Girl Posts: 15,334 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


David Cameron	Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM Post #14
Bog off Posts: 14,444 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Look at how David Haye has been preparing for their fight: I hope Valuev boxes him to death.
	Dominate yourself


King Science	Nov 6 2009, 05:13 PM Post #15
Scene Girl Posts: 15,334 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	by getting his hair done into nice cornrows?
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:21 PM Post #16
Black President Posts: 6,351 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	Violence Ben Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring." That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life. I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned where a student was making tea for two girls who had come round to revise, but when he came back into the lounge they were naked and flicking each other off. Then instead of having sex with them he just janked, hands-free, onto the carpet. Again and again. For a whole afternoon, I think.
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM Post #17
Black President Posts: 6,351 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	but yes Valuev is very
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:24 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 6,351 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	look at the clump of hair between Valuev's shoulderblades
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:25 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 6,351 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Violence Spencer	Nov 6 2009, 05:38 PM Post #20
He's not even French! Posts: 1,675 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	It's Soda Popinski!



Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:40 PM Post #21
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Sam Taylor's Wood Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman She's not that broken faced Samuel. I'm going to tell him you said that. Then you can butt (square) heads.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:41 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 7,484 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Raz McGallbladder Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM but yes Valuev is very Goldeneye is still the best looking game ever.
	Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:20 PM Post #23
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I don't think I have ever owned a porn mag.



Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:22 PM Post #24
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Did you go into a shop and actually buy it, or was it given to you, or an inheritence?



Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 06:29 PM Post #25
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I bought it with my own money. I was fifteen I think. One year later father bought the internet for us.
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:34 PM Post #26
Black President Posts: 7,078 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Imagine how much more fulfilling it must be to jank over porn that you have paid for with your own money?



Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 06:39 PM Post #27
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	It was the proudest moment of my life.
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


sailor marsanus	Nov 6 2009, 10:02 PM Post #28
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 7,939 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	The best thing about this boxing stuff is that the guy he's fighting looks like a tiny midget, but he's actually six foot three.



dng	Nov 7 2009, 11:06 PM Post #29
Black President Posts: 27,969 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	oh no poor useless valuev has been killed or something



iVom	Nov 7 2009, 11:48 PM Post #30
killing time Posts: 8,652 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	score one for the 6'3" midgets
	I started out in 1987 with a casio making people nutty like pistachio


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