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Big Valuev; Box ing
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM (441 Views)
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I think I am in love with this Valuev guy. I like the way he appears to be an oversized end of level boss from a scrolling beat em up:
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He's beautiful:
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The boxing that happens about 20 seconds into this is possibly the best boxing ever:
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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Why is his face made of polygons like a Goldeneye character?
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Does he realise how beautiful he is?
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I doubt it. He's been in a film called Stonehead.
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I wonder how big his penis is.
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I wonder how many polygons it is comprised of.
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I like it in boxing when they have the weigh in, and one of the boxers struggles to make the weight, so he has to take his pants off and stand there naked while some guy holds a towel up so nobody sees his willy.
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Imagine a boxer's willy.
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Instead of a bell-end they have a little boxing glove on the tip.
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His face is like a rhombus. It's incredible.
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I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring."

That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Look at the size of him next to his wife:
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How can they possibly have sex? His penos would surely entirely fill up her insides.
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How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.
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Look at how David Haye has been preparing for their fight:
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I hope Valuev boxes him to death.
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by getting his hair done into nice cornrows?
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Violence Ben
Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM
I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring."

That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned where a student was making tea for two girls who had come round to revise, but when he came back into the lounge they were naked and flicking each other off. Then instead of having sex with them he just janked, hands-free, onto the carpet. Again and again. For a whole afternoon, I think.
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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but yes Valuev is very Posted Image
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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look at the clump of hair between Valuev's shoulderblades
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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He's not even French!
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It's Soda Popinski!
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Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM
How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
She's not that broken faced Samuel. I'm going to tell him you said that. Then you can butt (square) heads.
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Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM
but yes Valuev is very Posted Image
Goldeneye is still the best looking game ever.
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I don't think I have ever owned a porn mag.
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Did you go into a shop and actually buy it, or was it given to you, or an inheritence?
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I bought it with my own money. I was fifteen I think. One year later father bought the internet for us.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Imagine how much more fulfilling it must be to jank over porn that you have paid for with your own money?
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It was the proudest moment of my life.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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The best thing about this boxing stuff is that the guy he's fighting looks like a tiny midget, but he's actually six foot three.
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oh no poor useless valuev has been killed or something

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score one for the 6'3" midgets
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