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Big Valuev; Box ing
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM (441 Views)
I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 04:37 PM Post #1
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I think I am in love with this Valuev guy. I like the way he appears to be an oversized end of level boss from a scrolling beat em up: He's beautiful: The boxing that happens about 20 seconds into this is possibly the best boxing ever:
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


Peter Gibdo	Nov 6 2009, 04:38 PM Post #2
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,873 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Why is his face made of polygons like a Goldeneye character?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Explanation Mark	Nov 6 2009, 04:45 PM Post #3
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	Does he realise how beautiful he is?



I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 04:47 PM Post #4
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I doubt it. He's been in a film called Stonehead.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 04:49 PM Post #5
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I wonder how big his penis is.



I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 04:54 PM Post #6
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I wonder how many polygons it is comprised of.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 05:00 PM Post #7
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I like it in boxing when they have the weigh in, and one of the boxers struggles to make the weight, so he has to take his pants off and stand there naked while some guy holds a towel up so nobody sees his willy.



I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 05:01 PM Post #8
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Imagine a boxer's willy.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 05:05 PM Post #9
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Instead of a bell-end they have a little boxing glove on the tip.



Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:06 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	His face is like a rhombus. It's incredible.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM Post #11
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring." That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 05:09 PM Post #12
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Look at the size of him next to his wife: How can they possibly have sex? His penos would surely entirely fill up her insides.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


King Science	Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM Post #13
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


I am Your Butterfly	Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM Post #14
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Look at how David Haye has been preparing for their fight: I hope Valuev boxes him to death.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


King Science	Nov 6 2009, 05:13 PM Post #15
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	by getting his hair done into nice cornrows?
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:21 PM Post #16
Black President Posts: 7,790 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	Violence Ben Nov 6 2009, 05:08 PM I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned, and it said that he found the thought of women boxers incredibly arousing, and that he'd like to be a referee in a female boxing match. He would be naked but he warned "and if one of the ladies accidentally caught my hard-on with their glove I'd probably spunk all over the ring." That was pretty much an exact quote. It's had a profound effect upon my life. I remember a reader's letter in the first porn mag I ever owned where a student was making tea for two girls who had come round to revise, but when he came back into the lounge they were naked and flicking each other off. Then instead of having sex with them he just janked, hands-free, onto the carpet. Again and again. For a whole afternoon, I think.
	This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM Post #17
Black President Posts: 7,790 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	but yes Valuev is very
	This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:24 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 7,790 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	look at the clump of hair between Valuev's shoulderblades
	This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.


Raz	Nov 6 2009, 05:25 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 7,790 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006
	This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.


Violence Spencer	Nov 6 2009, 05:38 PM Post #20
He's not even French! Posts: 2,016 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	It's Soda Popinski!



Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:40 PM Post #21
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Sam Taylor's Wood Nov 6 2009, 05:10 PM How did he manage to meet and marry an equally broken faced woman She's not that broken faced Samuel. I'm going to tell him you said that. Then you can butt (square) heads.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Danzig	Nov 6 2009, 05:41 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Raz McGallbladder Nov 6 2009, 05:22 PM but yes Valuev is very Goldeneye is still the best looking game ever.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:20 PM Post #23
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	I don't think I have ever owned a porn mag.



Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:22 PM Post #24
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Did you go into a shop and actually buy it, or was it given to you, or an inheritence?



Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 06:29 PM Post #25
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I bought it with my own money. I was fifteen I think. One year later father bought the internet for us.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Violence Barrington	Nov 6 2009, 06:34 PM Post #26
Black President Posts: 7,246 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Imagine how much more fulfilling it must be to jank over porn that you have paid for with your own money?



Violence Ben	Nov 6 2009, 06:39 PM Post #27
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	It was the proudest moment of my life.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Purple SpaceAnus	Nov 6 2009, 10:02 PM Post #28
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,792 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	The best thing about this boxing stuff is that the guy he's fighting looks like a tiny midget, but he's actually six foot three.



dng	Nov 7 2009, 11:06 PM Post #29
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	oh no poor useless valuev has been killed or something



iVom	Nov 7 2009, 11:48 PM Post #30
killing time Posts: 9,500 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	score one for the 6'3" midgets
	can I play with magnets?

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