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| Topic Started: Oct 28 2009, 01:22 PM (3,795 Views) | |
| Peter Gibdo | Oct 28 2009, 01:22 PM Post #1 |
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Apparently Modern Warfare 2 has a level where you run around an airport shooting civilians for a laugh. I don't know about you, but I'm buying it just for that. I wonder if they spent the extra ten pounds on realistic civilian executions and that is why the game costs more than the old one. |
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| Violence Danzig | Oct 28 2009, 02:19 PM Post #2 |
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That sounds pretty excellent. I notice the rllmuk horde are getting in a huff about it. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Oct 28 2009, 07:22 PM Post #3 |
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I've seen the video now, that no-one is interested in. It's actually kind of depressing that the programmers who make Call of Duty probably just thought it would be cool to shoot civilians for a bit. And there aren't even any children in it, the fucking wimps. |
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| dng | Oct 28 2009, 10:00 PM Post #4 |
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They should put in a level where all the squaddies get pissed and then all rape someone |
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| Violence Danzig | Oct 28 2009, 10:11 PM Post #5 |
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There should have been more laughing by the people doing the shooting. |
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| dng | Oct 28 2009, 10:12 PM Post #6 |
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There should be a bit where Jack Bauer blows up every single person in his unit because it seems like a good way to end the episode |
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| cancer horse | Oct 29 2009, 04:46 PM Post #7 |
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there should be a bit where an incompetant mans tries to do the same thing over and over again but fails repeatedly |
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| Massive Reggae | Oct 29 2009, 04:59 PM Post #8 |
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That bit happens in every game, surely. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Oct 29 2009, 05:14 PM Post #9 |
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When you shoot the people it should keep flashing up little factoids about how very expensive and special the ammunition you are shooting is, and then all the terrorists stoop over the dead bodies and debase themselves. |
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| Massive Reggae | Oct 29 2009, 05:20 PM Post #10 |
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They should have a bit where you can make your man's camouflage be lurid pink and orange. |
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| cancer horse | Oct 29 2009, 05:25 PM Post #11 |
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there should be a bit where you have to defend your actions at a public hearing of a wide-ranging government inquiry into the war |
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| cancer horse | Oct 29 2009, 05:29 PM Post #12 |
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then there should be a bit where you resign your commision and write a letter to the times blaming everything on ogron brown |
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| cancer horse | Oct 29 2009, 05:29 PM Post #13 |
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then there should be a bit where you go and work for lockheed martin |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 9 2009, 12:44 PM Post #14 |
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It turns out, surprisingly, that there really is no super secret justification for the infamous "massacre of the innocents" level, and that they really did just include it to make the bad guys seem even more ludicrously comic book evil. You can't even shoot the other bad mans in the back and stop them. |
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| dng | Nov 9 2009, 12:46 PM Post #15 |
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It sounds beautiful. I hope it has a feature which automatically records your playthrough and sends a video of it straight to fox news |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 10 2009, 10:09 AM Post #16 |
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When I did the massacre bit I laughed and laughed and laughed, but then it went on for so long that I tried to knife a man who was crawling away and it wouldn't let me, and after that I sort of let the survivors crawl around in their own blood and faece. I shot one of the other terrorist by mistake at one point and he ran over and bashed my brains out. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 10 2009, 10:14 AM Post #17 |
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Also, the game is actually set in the future so it's a little bit sci-fi. There's a gun with a motion tracker like in Aliens that can hear people's heartbeats, and also there's a bit where your team go undercover in Rio by wearing 80s style double denim and mohican hair styles. There's also a gun that's called the Hologram Gun or something, but it just seems to be a normal gun. |
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| Massive Reggae | Nov 10 2009, 10:42 AM Post #18 |
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Mine has despatched from amazon now. Shame my eggbox is on the way to germany. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 10 2009, 11:05 AM Post #19 |
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War is Hell. |
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| Massive Reggae | Nov 11 2009, 10:35 AM Post #20 |
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I've got this now! I can't wait to look at the box. I've also got the official msoft steering wheel for some odd reason. What cheap, old driving games shall I get? |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 11 2009, 10:36 AM Post #21 |
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You can have my free copy of PGR3 if you want. |
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| Massive Reggae | Nov 11 2009, 10:40 AM Post #22 |
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OK! I think I used to have that when I first got my eggbox, but I sold it or something. Playing it with the wheel will be a whole new world of excitements. |
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| Peter Gibdo | Nov 11 2009, 10:42 AM Post #23 |
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It will still be awful and boring. |
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| Massive Reggae | Nov 11 2009, 10:43 AM Post #24 |
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Don't say that. |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 11 2009, 11:23 AM Post #25 |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 11 2009, 11:25 AM Post #26 |
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forza 2 is probably really cheap or race driver grid may be worth a look if forza is too bland for your liking burnouts... |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 11 2009, 11:27 AM Post #27 |
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Play Modern Warfare with your steering wheel. |
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| Purple SpaceAnus | Nov 11 2009, 12:12 PM Post #28 |
Pictures and/or Voice
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I am going to Sainsburys in a bit and, if they have any copies left, I may buy one with the credit left on my credit card. |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 11 2009, 05:30 PM Post #29 |
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Let's get some war going. Shall I start a clan or something daft like all the crazy kids do? |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 11 2009, 05:30 PM Post #30 |
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God. Clan. I am rllmuk personified. |
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