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Christmas meat
Topic Started: Oct 27 2009, 08:01 PM (3,739 Views)
Chortle Hound	Oct 27 2009, 08:01 PM Post #1
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,861 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	So basically there's a super special Christ-egg meat going on and you're all invited. If you post on n3ta and on WoC you can only come once. Them's the rules. Details: It's on 12th December, a date lovingly chosen to coincide with lots of other events you've probably all already been invited to so I don't have to look at your terrible faces. Not really! It's a sort of joke, do you see? It is on the 12th December though. It's going to be at the Cittie of Yorke pub in Holborn, London, England; or at least that's the plan at time of writing. Maaaaaaaaap Oh please say you will come. I love you. HRAAAAAAAK.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2009, 08:02 PM Post #2
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Without even looking I BET that is a sam smith pub.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Violence Freyja	Oct 27 2009, 08:12 PM Post #3
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Hooray!
	Le sigh


dng	Oct 27 2009, 08:18 PM Post #4
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I will be there from about 1 pm onwards, until the end of time



Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2009, 08:26 PM Post #5
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Piss. I live on the Piccadilly Line so I have no excuse to avoid this.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Purple SpaceAnus	Oct 27 2009, 08:28 PM Post #6
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I suppose I might be able to get a bus down.



Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2009, 09:13 PM Post #7
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I'm going to use the air vents to get there.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


King Science	Oct 27 2009, 10:14 PM Post #8
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I believe term finishes the day before this, so I'll probably either be horrendously drunk or furiosuly writing up my assignment that will be due in the wednesday after. Agh.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


cancer horse	Oct 27 2009, 10:16 PM Post #9
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	i have bought my ticket to york
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2009, 10:26 PM Post #10
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I don't get why we can't have a meeting in a sauna or public baths for a change. Why are people so obsessed with alcohol when a flimsy towel in the company of men is all that is required to break down the facile barriers of social awkwardness?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


dng	Oct 27 2009, 10:31 PM Post #11
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	that would be beautiful



King Science	Oct 27 2009, 10:31 PM Post #12
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	maybe things would get heated and we could reproduce that sexy fight scene from eastern promises
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


dng	Oct 27 2009, 10:32 PM Post #13
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	although it'd probably all end in an impossibly brutal naked knife fight



dng	Oct 27 2009, 10:32 PM Post #14
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	shut up samuel



King Science	Oct 27 2009, 10:33 PM Post #15
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	we could always just schmeiss the frummers
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Chien	Oct 27 2009, 11:03 PM Post #16
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I will be eating the first of my many Christmas dinners on that date, sorry.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Nuclear Murderer	Oct 27 2009, 11:07 PM Post #17
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	i will bring me along in my stead



Violence Raymond	Oct 27 2009, 11:41 PM Post #18
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,315 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	I will be in Spain flying out that very day, getting to the airport about half 5 in the sodding morning. I am sure it will be aces.
	Magic everywhere in this bitch.


Mink La Rynx	Oct 28 2009, 03:24 PM Post #19
looks exactly like a possum Posts: 3,199 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 26, 2006	i could go to this if i had money. maybe. could i?



dng	Oct 28 2009, 03:24 PM Post #20
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	yes



cloudfilter	Oct 28 2009, 04:39 PM Post #21
Posts: -8,388,259 Group: Members Member #290 Joined: October 14, 2009	How much money are you going to bring us Minks? Also: I may come to this if I don't hate all you guys that day. Also: Why can't I read the n3ta link, I'm clearly the best person there and I visit at least once every single fortnight so if anyone should have access to the secret froum surely it's me?
	"When a dead man weeps," the Crow Doctor said solemnly, "it is a sure sign that he is on the mend."


dng	Oct 28 2009, 04:40 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I'm not sure why the chortle hound provided a link to something and somewhere that doesn't exist, to be honest



dng	Oct 28 2009, 04:44 PM Post #23
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Perhaps he has a severe brain disease



Gimli	Oct 28 2009, 05:32 PM Post #24
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	I might come and sit in disapproving silence again.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


Gimli	Oct 28 2009, 05:35 PM Post #25
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	Also will there be christmas dining.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


cancer horse	Oct 28 2009, 05:36 PM Post #26
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	eating is forbidden!
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


dng	Oct 28 2009, 05:37 PM Post #27
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	we're only allowed food if pual isn't there



dng	Oct 28 2009, 05:38 PM Post #28
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	oh



dng	Oct 28 2009, 05:38 PM Post #29
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	also i have no idea about food. i assume that pub serves food. otherwise we will have to find another pub at eating time



Gimli	Oct 28 2009, 06:50 PM Post #30
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	It might be nice to book ourselves a proper christmas spread somewhere. Just a thought.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


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