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| Topic Started: Oct 18 2009, 12:18 PM (1,760 Views) | |
| dng | Oct 18 2009, 12:18 PM Post #1 |
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this looks like its going to be excellent |
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| Violence Ben | Oct 18 2009, 12:22 PM Post #2 |
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It looks ace. I like the ripple of polite applause you get if you've done something good. All games should feature that. If the fourpalayer is as good as it was in four swords this is going to be best. |
| Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time. | |
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| dng | Oct 18 2009, 12:23 PM Post #3 |
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i'm going to force all of my family to play this with me at christmas so i can beat them all and then laugh horribly at them |
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| dng | Oct 18 2009, 12:28 PM Post #4 |
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although i'll only be able to do that if it lets you use gamecube controllers to control it because i don't have four wii controllers and i don'tr think anybody else in the entire world has four wii controllers either |
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| David Cameron | Oct 18 2009, 01:34 PM Post #5 |
Bog off
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I think I might be completely bored of mario games like that. I do like the applause though. |
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| dng | Oct 18 2009, 01:37 PM Post #6 |
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i could never get tired of making a fat man jump on an animals head |
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| Violence Ben | Oct 18 2009, 01:46 PM Post #7 |
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The clever thing about this game is, it probably took 3 people about £70 to make, and will sell 23498523945092384759238475234.4 copies in the space of 3 months. |
| Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time. | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Oct 18 2009, 03:25 PM Post #8 |
Space Jerk-off
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that truly takes next gen gameplay to the limit! although i like the look of the controllable floatyness i wonder how easy it is to play it that well also, it seems a bit sonic-like other disconnected thoughts |
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| dng | Oct 18 2009, 05:51 PM Post #9 |
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yes. instead of making a game that looks really good, they should have made a game look really expensive instead, like heavy rain |
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| King Science | Oct 18 2009, 08:35 PM Post #10 |
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Man, that looks brilant. I never really got my head round 3d mario properly, but nsmb on the ds was absolutely brilant. I adore the music too. Hooray, another wii game i can buy and never play. |
 an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Violence Ben | Oct 18 2009, 08:45 PM Post #11 |
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I hope birdo is in it. |
| Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time. | |
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| Violence Danzig | Oct 19 2009, 12:20 PM Post #12 |
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Look at what some absolute hero said on Kotaku... In all honesty, I stopped being a fan of Mario after Mario 64. Abandoning the backstory of being a plumber from Brooklyn to the Italian stereotype completely disconnected me from the character I grew up playing as well as watching in the cartoons and live-action show. To be fair, being from NYC, I naturally expected the Brooklyn accent over the Italian one... but hearing "Itsa-me, Mario!" that first time was like a knife in the back. |
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Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet. Some day, i will be got by surprise 
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| Violence Noel | Oct 19 2009, 12:40 PM Post #13 |
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as well as the ripple of polite applause it should have that whispering man who used to commentate the snooker explaining all your actions |
Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.
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| Cuntscrape Willie | Oct 19 2009, 12:51 PM Post #14 |
Completely broken
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amazing. yes. |
 maybe i'll just fuck them off completely, the sick bunch of disgusting bastards | |
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| Egyptian Fleshpot | Oct 19 2009, 12:53 PM Post #15 |
I'm the wind, baby.
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I expect if I play this to be buffeted by a non-stop chorus of boos. |
| Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!! | |
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| Egyptian Fleshpot | Oct 19 2009, 12:54 PM Post #16 |
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I'm the wind, baby.
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"Get off the stage!" shouts a disembodied voice as my poor Mario flails around in mid-air and lands face-first in a koopa. |
| Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!! | |
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| King Science | Oct 19 2009, 01:07 PM Post #17 |
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It looks like the kind of autistic game that requires joylessly playing again and again until you reach some kind of nirvana, and can do the level perfectly. A bit like Trials. Which is exactly what I want. |
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| dng | Nov 20 2009, 01:32 PM Post #18 |
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I just played the first world of this and its really good. Hooray! |
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| dng | Nov 20 2009, 01:33 PM Post #19 |
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Also for some reason you can unlock videos of each level with your super coins and then these videos show you where everything is and that. This seems to be entirely designed to show you how much better nintendo's programmers are at mairo than you will ever be |
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| Purple SpaceAnus | Nov 20 2009, 01:46 PM Post #20 |
Pictures and/or Voice
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I think those guide things are supposed to be part of Miyamoto's ultimate plan to take the gameplay out of games. |
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| dng | Nov 20 2009, 01:47 PM Post #21 |
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No, thats the "play the game for you" mode that you only get if you keep dying, but I haven't kept dying yet |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:28 AM Post #22 |
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What a shit idea. One of the things I really like is when you finally work out how to get to the secret exit or whatever (usually it's up a bit) |
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| Violence Chien | Nov 21 2009, 11:37 AM Post #23 |
Saginaw Man
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It's like when you finally give up and look at Gamefaqs, and then afterwards you feel a sense of shame and guilt, only it's much easier to give up now. |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 11:46 AM Post #24 |
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I blame any time I have to resort to gamefaqs on bad design decisions. |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Chortle Hound | Nov 21 2009, 11:47 AM Post #25 |
I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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NO CHEATING |
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| Violence Chien | Nov 21 2009, 11:48 AM Post #26 |
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Basically Nintendo is teaching a whole generation of children it's ok to give up right away, because someone else has probably already done what you want to do and can show you how to do it so much better. Nintendo seem oddly pragmatic. |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Nov 21 2009, 11:48 AM Post #27 |
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unless you want to get your moneys worth from a game and you have no alternative |
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help please help | |
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| Chortle Hound | Nov 21 2009, 12:01 PM Post #28 |
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I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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The alternative is that you keep trying until you succeed. Or you feel despair, worthlessness, inadequacy and self-loathing, do a little angry, shaky sob and then give up. Either way, you retain your manhood. |
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| King Science | Nov 21 2009, 12:08 PM Post #29 |
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Does it still have the excellent "Bah-Baaahhh" music in from the ds? |
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| throat (hoarse) | Nov 21 2009, 12:10 PM Post #30 |
The Eye of Ennui
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for people who are bad at games, nintendo will offer a service where you give them 30 pouns and, instead of actually giving you a game, they will just give you a bit of paper saying that you completed it. |
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