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new mairo 2
Topic Started: Oct 18 2009, 12:18 PM (1,894 Views)
dng	Oct 18 2009, 12:18 PM Post #1
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	this looks like its going to be excellent



Violence Ben	Oct 18 2009, 12:22 PM Post #2
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	It looks ace. I like the ripple of polite applause you get if you've done something good. All games should feature that. If the fourpalayer is as good as it was in four swords this is going to be best.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


dng	Oct 18 2009, 12:23 PM Post #3
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	i'm going to force all of my family to play this with me at christmas so i can beat them all and then laugh horribly at them



dng	Oct 18 2009, 12:28 PM Post #4
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	although i'll only be able to do that if it lets you use gamecube controllers to control it because i don't have four wii controllers and i don'tr think anybody else in the entire world has four wii controllers either



I am Your Butterfly	Oct 18 2009, 01:34 PM Post #5
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I think I might be completely bored of mario games like that. I do like the applause though.
	The richest bitch with the nicest arse


dng	Oct 18 2009, 01:37 PM Post #6
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	i could never get tired of making a fat man jump on an animals head



Violence Ben	Oct 18 2009, 01:46 PM Post #7
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	The clever thing about this game is, it probably took 3 people about �70 to make, and will sell 23498523945092384759238475234.4 copies in the space of 3 months.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Nuclear Murderer	Oct 18 2009, 03:25 PM Post #8
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,898 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	that truly takes next gen gameplay to the limit! although i like the look of the controllable floatyness i wonder how easy it is to play it that well also, it seems a bit sonic-like other disconnected thoughts



dng	Oct 18 2009, 05:51 PM Post #9
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	yes. instead of making a game that looks really good, they should have made a game look really expensive instead, like heavy rain



King Science	Oct 18 2009, 08:35 PM Post #10
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Man, that looks brilant. I never really got my head round 3d mario properly, but nsmb on the ds was absolutely brilant. I adore the music too. Hooray, another wii game i can buy and never play.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Oct 18 2009, 08:45 PM Post #11
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I hope birdo is in it.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Violence Danzig	Oct 19 2009, 12:20 PM Post #12
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Look at what some absolute hero said on Kotaku... In all honesty, I stopped being a fan of Mario after Mario 64. Abandoning the backstory of being a plumber from Brooklyn to the Italian stereotype completely disconnected me from the character I grew up playing as well as watching in the cartoons and live-action show. To be fair, being from NYC, I naturally expected the Brooklyn accent over the Italian one... but hearing "Itsa-me, Mario!" that first time was like a knife in the back.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Gimli	Oct 19 2009, 12:40 PM Post #13
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,741 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	as well as the ripple of polite applause it should have that whispering man who used to commentate the snooker explaining all your actions
	No-No, No-No No-No, No-No No-No, No-No there's Noel, innit


Grampa Boylove	Oct 19 2009, 12:51 PM Post #14
Completely broken Posts: 19,556 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	amazing. yes.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 19 2009, 12:53 PM Post #15
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,305 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I expect if I play this to be buffeted by a non-stop chorus of boos.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 19 2009, 12:54 PM Post #16
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,305 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	"Get off the stage!" shouts a disembodied voice as my poor Mario flails around in mid-air and lands face-first in a koopa.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


King Science	Oct 19 2009, 01:07 PM Post #17
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	It looks like the kind of autistic game that requires joylessly playing again and again until you reach some kind of nirvana, and can do the level perfectly. A bit like Trials. Which is exactly what I want.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


dng	Nov 20 2009, 01:32 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I just played the first world of this and its really good. Hooray!



dng	Nov 20 2009, 01:33 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Also for some reason you can unlock videos of each level with your super coins and then these videos show you where everything is and that. This seems to be entirely designed to show you how much better nintendo's programmers are at mairo than you will ever be



Purple SpaceAnus	Nov 20 2009, 01:46 PM Post #20
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,792 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I think those guide things are supposed to be part of Miyamoto's ultimate plan to take the gameplay out of games.



dng	Nov 20 2009, 01:47 PM Post #21
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	No, thats the "play the game for you" mode that you only get if you keep dying, but I haven't kept dying yet



King Science	Nov 21 2009, 11:28 AM Post #22
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	What a shit idea. One of the things I really like is when you finally work out how to get to the secret exit or whatever (usually it's up a bit)
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Chien	Nov 21 2009, 11:37 AM Post #23
Saginaw Man Posts: 10,051 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	It's like when you finally give up and look at Gamefaqs, and then afterwards you feel a sense of shame and guilt, only it's much easier to give up now.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


King Science	Nov 21 2009, 11:46 AM Post #24
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I blame any time I have to resort to gamefaqs on bad design decisions.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Chortle Hound	Nov 21 2009, 11:47 AM Post #25
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,881 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	NO CHEATING
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


Violence Chien	Nov 21 2009, 11:48 AM Post #26
Saginaw Man Posts: 10,051 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Basically Nintendo is teaching a whole generation of children it's ok to give up right away, because someone else has probably already done what you want to do and can show you how to do it so much better. Nintendo seem oddly pragmatic.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Nuclear Murderer	Nov 21 2009, 11:48 AM Post #27
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,898 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	unless you want to get your moneys worth from a game and you have no alternative



Chortle Hound	Nov 21 2009, 12:01 PM Post #28
I'm a Hermit. Hello. Posts: 1,881 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: December 15, 2006	The alternative is that you keep trying until you succeed. Or you feel despair, worthlessness, inadequacy and self-loathing, do a little angry, shaky sob and then give up. Either way, you retain your manhood.
	Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. ! You have no power over me. Jareth: Shut up


King Science	Nov 21 2009, 12:08 PM Post #29
Mooncup Posts: 18,386 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Does it still have the excellent "Bah-Baaahhh" music in from the ds?
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


The curse of cancer horse	Nov 21 2009, 12:10 PM Post #30
Citric idiot Posts: 3,225 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	for people who are bad at games, nintendo will offer a service where you give them 30 pouns and, instead of actually giving you a game, they will just give you a bit of paper saying that you completed it.
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


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