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new mairo 2
Topic Started: Oct 18 2009, 12:18 PM (1,894 Views)
dng
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this looks like its going to be excellent

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Violence Ben
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It looks ace. I like the ripple of polite applause you get if you've done something good. All games should feature that. If the fourpalayer is as good as it was in four swords this is going to be best.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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dng
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i'm going to force all of my family to play this with me at christmas so i can beat them all and then laugh horribly at them
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although i'll only be able to do that if it lets you use gamecube controllers to control it because i don't have four wii controllers and i don'tr think anybody else in the entire world has four wii controllers either
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I think I might be completely bored of mario games like that.

I do like the applause though.
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dng
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i could never get tired of making a fat man jump on an animals head
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Violence Ben
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The clever thing about this game is, it probably took 3 people about £70 to make, and will sell 23498523945092384759238475234.4 copies in the space of 3 months.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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that truly takes next gen gameplay to the limit!

although i like the look of the controllable floatyness

i wonder how easy it is to play it that well

also, it seems a bit sonic-like

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dng
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yes. instead of making a game that looks really good, they should have made a game look really expensive instead, like heavy rain
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Man, that looks brilant. I never really got my head round 3d mario properly, but nsmb on the ds was absolutely brilant. I adore the music too. Hooray, another wii game i can buy and never play.
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Violence Ben
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I hope birdo is in it.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Look at what some absolute hero said on Kotaku...

In all honesty, I stopped being a fan of Mario after Mario 64. Abandoning the backstory of being a plumber from Brooklyn to the Italian stereotype completely disconnected me from the character I grew up playing as well as watching in the cartoons and live-action show.

To be fair, being from NYC, I naturally expected the Brooklyn accent over the Italian one... but hearing "Itsa-me, Mario!" that first time was like a knife in the back.
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as well as the ripple of polite applause it should have that whispering man who used to commentate the snooker explaining all your actions
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amazing. yes.
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I expect if I play this to be buffeted by a non-stop chorus of boos.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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"Get off the stage!" shouts a disembodied voice as my poor Mario flails around in mid-air and lands face-first in a koopa.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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It looks like the kind of autistic game that requires joylessly playing again and again until you reach some kind of nirvana, and can do the level perfectly. A bit like Trials. Which is exactly what I want.
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dng
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I just played the first world of this and its really good. Hooray!
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dng
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Also for some reason you can unlock videos of each level with your super coins and then these videos show you where everything is and that. This seems to be entirely designed to show you how much better nintendo's programmers are at mairo than you will ever be
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I think those guide things are supposed to be part of Miyamoto's ultimate plan to take the gameplay out of games.
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dng
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No, thats the "play the game for you" mode that you only get if you keep dying, but I haven't kept dying yet
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King Science
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What a shit idea. One of the things I really like is when you finally work out how to get to the secret exit or whatever (usually it's up a bit)
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It's like when you finally give up and look at Gamefaqs, and then afterwards you feel a sense of shame and guilt, only it's much easier to give up now.

I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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I blame any time I have to resort to gamefaqs on bad design decisions.
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NO CHEATING
Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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You have no power over me.


Jareth: Shut up
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Basically Nintendo is teaching a whole generation of children it's ok to give up right away, because someone else has probably already done what you want to do and can show you how to do it so much better.

Nintendo seem oddly pragmatic.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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unless you want to get your moneys worth from a game and you have no alternative
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The alternative is that you keep trying until you succeed. Or you feel despair, worthlessness, inadequacy and self-loathing, do a little angry, shaky sob and then give up. Either way, you retain your manhood.
Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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You have no power over me.


Jareth: Shut up
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Does it still have the excellent "Bah-Baaahhh" music in from the ds?
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for people who are bad at games, nintendo will offer a service where you give them 30 pouns and, instead of actually giving you a game, they will just give you a bit of paper saying that you completed it.
...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...
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