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Topic Started: Aug 20 2009, 09:42 PM (2,328 Views)
King Science
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daren surely it has always been painfully obvious that it was going to be utter crao.
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.
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dng
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Its spelt with a p

and a k

Stupd americans
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Peter Gibdo
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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Craprica, more like.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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dng
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Why is american scifi always such ponderous shit? They should make things more like doctor who and primeval instead
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dng
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And that one where Gene Hunt throttled monsters
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Nuclear Murderer
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Feb 17 2010, 09:37 AM
It's because you'll watch any old shit as long as it is in space or in the future, Daren.
You take that back!

I never watched Space Precinct, or Andromeda, or Crusade, or Odyssey 5, or
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Nuclear Murderer
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i'd quite like to see that remake of Blakes 7 they keep going on about
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Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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What, Firefly?
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Nuclear Murderer
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hyauauhaahahyaha

yes
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Violence Chien
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This Bill Oddie program that's on is possibly the most awful patronising bullshit I've ever seen in my life.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Tom Stewart killed me
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I thought my mother was watching that but it turned out she was asleep and she woke up and switched over to emmerdale.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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dng
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Bill Oddie's Hypnosis Hour
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Violence Ben
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What was it?
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Chien
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That top ten thing he does. It's absolute pish
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Nuclear Murderer
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there's a program on the quest channel tonight at 9 about how we could colonise titan. Where do we sign up?
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Violence Ben
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I'm going to open a bar in one of the frontier towns and hope that space cowboys come and smash up all of my bottles and furniture in a big fight.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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Unification Day gets a lot of people's goat.
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Nuclear Murderer
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i need to be a spacer/colonist

it's what i was born for

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Nuclear Murderer
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Nuclear Murderer
Jun 13 2010, 02:01 PM
there's a program on the quest channel tonight at 9 about how we could colonise titan. Where do we sign up?
hey this was pretty good

apparently titan is the only planet in the solar system where we could all fly around in our own personal pedal-powered ornithopters, due to thick atmosphere and low gravity

that would be so wonderful
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Violence Ben
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We really should crack on with that.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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dng
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i only want to live on the moon
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Violence Ben
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Would you settle for living in the moon?
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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dng
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no
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Violence Ben
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Then all my labours of the past decade to build a llabyrinthine palace under the surface of the moon have all been for nothing.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Luke
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I'll live in your underground moon palace, Ming. But first paint the walls magnolia.
'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'
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Nuclear Murderer
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i will also join

but make sure we have high ceilings mate, or we could bump our heads a bit!
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dng
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I'm going to sit outside the entrance in a huff
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Moon huffs are the worst huffs of all.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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Nuclear Murderer
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I had a PS2 game called Pool Paradise i think it was called, where jimmy white was the end of game master, and they had all sorts of pool tables, including one on the moon, where the balls bounced and jumped around in a ridiculously useless manner
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dng
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Jimmy White On The Moon sounds like the best saturday evening tv show ever conceived
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