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Legend of the Seeker

the first episode had the following premise

a yong boy taken from parents by old man who gives him to simple man and wife to look after, watched from afar by the old man, who eventually has to reveal the truth to the boy that he is the chosen one and that the old man is actually a wizard

based on books by terry goodkind. I wonder if the acting is really bad in the books as well
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i think my most disliked show is "kenny vs. spenny" which is from canada, and features two men acting like complete bastards so that they can do something demeaning to the other at the end
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is that the one where they bet each other

like who can drink the most beer, and then one of them secretly changes his supply to non-alcoholic beer?

Or where one of them can't speak for a week or something, so the other one tries to pull his girlfriend?

because i think i have seen it
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i keep forgetting to mention that legend of the seeker is set in a fantasy land called ,'The Mid-Lands'
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it's actually become nice rubbish entainment

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also, i like how tv advertisers are now aiming for the cancer market
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TV is really rubbish tonight. Chevy Chase has become the highlight of my evening.
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stargate universe? stargate galactica, more like
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you should all take up reading books
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or world of champions
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or world of champions
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or all my double posts on the world of champions
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i can't read any more books i'm all booked out
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what about world of champions?
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world of champions is the cause of all the world's problems
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including mine
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world of champions taught me to hate
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Never heard of it.
there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.
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in the past week the only tv i watched were:
spiral
charlie brooker
peep show
...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...
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Is Flash Forward any good? I've been recording it.
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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i bet it starts as an interesting initial premise that gets dragged out to infinity and boredom
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This is exactly my concern with it. Can someone flash forward and watch the whole series then tell me if it's worth bothering with please?
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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Oct 5 2009, 10:41 PM
i bet it starts as an interesting initial premise that gets dragged out to infinity and boredom
It starts off boring. And ends boring, if you stop watching after the first episode.

What I liked about it was that one of the secondary characters is played by the Asian guy from American Pie, who famously brought 'MILF' into the common lexicon. I like to imagine that he's really excited about landing a position on one of these big-budget sci-fi shows, hoping it will take off like Lost or Heroes, and he'll finally be known for something other than a bit-part character who wants to have sex with women twice his age.

Also, the creator of Family Guy is in it as some kind of government official, for some reason.
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I thought Flash Forward looked like shit based on the TV spots for it. I didn't even bother with it.

I later on caught my father telling everyone how great it was, which further strengthened my beliefs.
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He also enjoys such TV wonders as "The Bill Engvall Show" and "Everybody Loves Raymond".

Also all 200 versions of CSI.
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Tell us more about this "The Bill Engvall Show".
'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'
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Set in suburban Louisville, Colorado, Engvall plays Bill Pearson, a family counselor who can’t always figure out his own family.

Engvall and Travis offer a humorous look at what it takes to be a parent in today’s world. They face day-to-day parenting issues like allowance controversies, driver’s licenses and parking tickets, as well as larger issues like raising responsible children in today's world. They do all this while trying to keep the spark alive in their marriage and balancing work with family life.

Engvall says:
“ One of the things I talk about in my act is that, as a parent, all you’re basically doing is keeping a lid on things until the kids go to college. I want my show to be a reflection of real life and the real issues that parents and kids face each day. ”

Teenage daughter Lauren (Lawrence) is a typical high-school girl who is trying to find her way through classes and dating. Dim but lovable Trent (Martin) is the middle child. Bryan (Gisondo) is the resident baby and Brainiac of the family.

Bill works in the same building as his closest friend, Paul Dufrayne (Meadows). Paul is a hair-replacement specialist who is treated like part of the Pearson family. The Pearsons often need to save Paul from his own neuroses.


Fucking Turok Christ.
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I've never watched Most Haunted, but I keep being subjected to trailers for some new series starting soon.

It looks like the absolute worst program ever. It's on a similar intellectual plateau as Jeremy Kyle, but instead of being about real morons with real self-made problems, it's just about a load of made-up pseudoscience and hokey 'psychics'.

It's downright offensive, is what it is.
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A friend of mine was telling me about this celebrity episode of Most Haunted he watched where the special guest ghosthunters were the Happy Mondays.

He said it was the most fucked up thing he had ever seen.
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That sounds good.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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