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Topic Started: Jun 3 2009, 10:13 PM (590 Views)
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I just done watched this film tonight. It's well ace. It's a bit like evil dead crossed with the grudge, i think. Some excellent jumpy bits, some ludicrously over the top gruesome bits and some bits that were pure bruce campbell, only bruce campbell isn't in it.

There is an especially excellent bit with a piece of cake. WATCH
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The only film I want to watch is Moon, directed by David Bowie's son David
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i wish to see both drag me to hull and moon
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also: drag me to moon
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moon me in drag
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Where did you see this, Samuel? Were you in the cinema with us?
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i saw it at the 6.30 odeon showing in the printworks. You weren't there were you?
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No. I'd like to see this film - it looks good!
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Jun 3 2009, 10:36 PM
Where did you see this, Samuel? Were you in the cinema with us?
freyja's gone mad. you'd have assumed that meant she'd watched this, but no
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maybe she had her backed turned to the screen, in a smug huff
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she's got a hag plan, you can tell. She's up to no good!
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I think freya is trying to confuse samuel into making a mistake, and then she will pounce.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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why is freyja so blackly evil
This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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Jun 3 2009, 10:15 PM
The only film I want to watch is Moon, directed by David Bowie's son David
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This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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look at his beautiful face
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i hope the last half hour of moon is just a slow zoom into his face
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Imagine looking more rubbish and knacked than your elderly father.
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it's grim, isn't it. Demi Moore's brucefaced daughter also. It just goes to show what a gamble genetics really are
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find a good picture of bruceface, Freyja
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and then post it side-by-side with one of Demi Moore with her ubbs out
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Saw this tonight

Conclusion: Very good

Might go buy Evil Dead filums tomorrow
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I watched this a month ago, with girlfriend and gay co-worker. I expected to hate it, due to not really liking horror movies, but it didn't seem like a horror movie so much as a horror-based comedy with lovely grossouts, implied kitten death, talking goats. Shockingly, even though the gay co-worker was squirming through most of the movie as if unfamiliar with the routine of jump-scares and shocking imagery in horror-ish movies, he
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It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.
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It was quite obvious, because one of the envelopes had a straight flap with one of those peel-off sticky bits, and the other one had a v-shaped bit which that Indian man passionately licked with his full and moist tongue. It was glaringly obvious if you scrutinise envelopes as closely as I do.
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It was obvious because they made such a big thing about her dropping the envelope in the car that it was inconceivable that it was not a significant plot point.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Rick you should consider plot and context less and devote more time to the study of envelopes in film. I think you will find it rather rewarding.
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I have some envelopes in my manbag right now!
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Could you descripe the shape of the lip, whether the inside is white, or a different colour and whether or not you need to lick the envelope please.
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