| A bit of nice broad Variety for you | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 10 2009, 02:02 AM (486 Views) | |
| Grampa Boylove | Mar 10 2009, 02:02 AM Post #1 |
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I must warn you it may be a little TOO broad for some of our more 'alt' members, unfortunately. |
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| Violence Danzig | Mar 10 2009, 02:35 AM Post #2 |
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That is like taking a look inside cuddlebuttocks's head. |
| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| dng | Mar 10 2009, 10:03 AM Post #3 |
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Why isn't this in the unimaginable horror forum? |
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| I am Your Butterfly | Mar 10 2009, 10:11 AM Post #4 |
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Zef so fresh
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Mr Pastry is incredible. I hope his act was just him doing that over and over for an hour and a half. |
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| Pazzo Dodomingo | Mar 10 2009, 11:05 AM Post #5 |
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Too old for this shit
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He doesn't need to say 'fuck' or 'cunt' or insult the Queen to get a laugh. I think today's so called comedians could learn a thing or two from him. |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Mar 10 2009, 11:08 AM Post #6 |
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Tom Stewart killed me
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Its simplicity and total disregard for fashion means that, oddly enough, this is probably the most daring act around. |
| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| Deleted User | Mar 10 2009, 11:16 AM Post #7 |
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I love that the audience finds his movements that are lateral to the stage chestcrackingly hilarious, but greet his spinning bit with a stoney silence as he has gone Too Far and they all know it. |
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| Violence Danzig | Mar 10 2009, 11:59 AM Post #8 |
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Lads, why can't comedians or musicians be as wholesome and varied as this? |
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| Violence Spencer | Mar 10 2009, 12:00 PM Post #9 |
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He's not even French!
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Being ill and having nothing else to do, I have spent the morning reading about variety entertainment thanks to this thread. Well done all. |
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| Violence Ben | Mar 10 2009, 12:11 PM Post #10 |
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Haha yes. Perhaps the audience is made up of dinosaurs, and when he spins round on the spot it's not enough movement for them to register it. Hey, it's a theory. |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| Violence Spencer | Mar 10 2009, 12:16 PM Post #11 |
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He's not even French!
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| dng | Mar 10 2009, 12:18 PM Post #12 |
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excellent |
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| Violence Danzig | Mar 10 2009, 12:20 PM Post #13 |
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The best bit in that video is when he looks to the heavens and asks 'are you there jock?' You just don't get that kind of sincerity from performers these days. |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Mar 12 2009, 10:10 AM Post #14 |
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Tom Stewart killed me
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| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| Grampa Boylove | Mar 29 2009, 04:29 PM Post #15 |
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Completely broken
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That's amazing variety. I imagine the Queen would be absolutely delighted on seeing little Herve. Or maybe wildly terrified. Look at this extra Billy Dainty I found on youtube. This is his Magnum Opus. Perhaps a bit too much of his light stand-up and not enough of his funny dancing though. Did this man, and all of the audience, exist in some sort of insane time bubble ever since the 50s? |
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| Violence Danzig | Apr 1 2009, 12:33 AM Post #16 |
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Billy Dainty is a hero. Also that was on granada plus. Truly it was the best of all light entertainment channels. |
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| Violence Danzig | Apr 1 2009, 12:34 AM Post #17 |
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brilant stuff. Harking back to the days when television entertainers were professionals. |
| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Aug 24 2009, 10:02 PM Post #18 |
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Tom Stewart killed me
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Kpcg84_4&feature=related DOGS! Best bit is racist dog at 5:45 |
| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| Violence Ben | Aug 24 2009, 10:22 PM Post #19 |
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They are abominations. |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| dng | Aug 24 2009, 10:23 PM Post #20 |
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Yes. They genuinely frighten me a bit Especially when they start milking that cow |
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| dng | Aug 24 2009, 10:23 PM Post #21 |
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In a way thats probably the most erotic thing I'll ever see |
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| dng | Aug 24 2009, 10:24 PM Post #22 |
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Also in hell thats all there is, forever. Dogs walking around, milking cows and solving crimes |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 5 2009, 08:43 PM Post #23 |
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[/quote] This is a fantastic bit of variety entertainment. It gets really heartfelt around the halfway point. Edited by Violence Danzig, Nov 5 2009, 08:43 PM.
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| Grampa Boylove | Nov 6 2009, 12:47 AM Post #24 |
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Completely broken
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i was certainly well entertained for those 3 minutes. Sam Kinison is a good honest man. |
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| Violence Danzig | Nov 7 2009, 12:58 AM Post #25 |
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| NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D: | |
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| Joan Collings | Nov 7 2009, 01:24 PM Post #26 |
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Hero
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That lady is really tiny. |
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