A bit of nice broad Variety for you

A bit of nice broad Variety for you
Topic Started: Mar 10 2009, 02:02 AM (486 Views)
Grampa Boylove	Mar 10 2009, 02:02 AM Post #1
Completely broken Posts: 19,556 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I must warn you it may be a little TOO broad for some of our more 'alt' members, unfortunately.
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Violence Danzig	Mar 10 2009, 02:35 AM Post #2
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	That is like taking a look inside cuddlebuttocks's head.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


dng	Mar 10 2009, 10:03 AM Post #3
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Why isn't this in the unimaginable horror forum?



I am Your Butterfly	Mar 10 2009, 10:11 AM Post #4
Zef so fresh Posts: 15,684 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Mr Pastry is incredible. I hope his act was just him doing that over and over for an hour and a half.
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Pazzo Dodomingo	Mar 10 2009, 11:05 AM Post #5
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,575 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	He doesn't need to say 'fuck' or 'cunt' or insult the Queen to get a laugh. I think today's so called comedians could learn a thing or two from him.



Rich de Walpurgis	Mar 10 2009, 11:08 AM Post #6
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,305 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Its simplicity and total disregard for fashion means that, oddly enough, this is probably the most daring act around.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Deleted User	Mar 10 2009, 11:16 AM Post #7
Deleted User	I love that the audience finds his movements that are lateral to the stage chestcrackingly hilarious, but greet his spinning bit with a stoney silence as he has gone Too Far and they all know it.
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Violence Danzig	Mar 10 2009, 11:59 AM Post #8
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Lads, why can't comedians or musicians be as wholesome and varied as this?
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Spencer	Mar 10 2009, 12:00 PM Post #9
He's not even French! Posts: 2,016 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	Being ill and having nothing else to do, I have spent the morning reading about variety entertainment thanks to this thread. Well done all.



Violence Ben	Mar 10 2009, 12:11 PM Post #10
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	cloudfilter Mar 10 2009, 11:16 AM I love that the audience finds his movements that are lateral to the stage chestcrackingly hilarious, but greet his spinning bit with a stoney silence as he has gone Too Far and they all know it. Haha yes. Perhaps the audience is made up of dinosaurs, and when he spins round on the spot it's not enough movement for them to register it. Hey, it's a theory.
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Violence Spencer	Mar 10 2009, 12:16 PM Post #11
He's not even French! Posts: 2,016 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	I'm not even sorry. Attached to this post: jimzondayvison.png (68.5 KB)



dng	Mar 10 2009, 12:18 PM Post #12
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	excellent



Violence Danzig	Mar 10 2009, 12:20 PM Post #13
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	The best bit in that video is when he looks to the heavens and asks 'are you there jock?' You just don't get that kind of sincerity from performers these days.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Rich de Walpurgis	Mar 12 2009, 10:10 AM Post #14
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,305 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Grampa Boylove	Mar 29 2009, 04:29 PM Post #15
Completely broken Posts: 19,556 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	That's amazing variety. I imagine the Queen would be absolutely delighted on seeing little Herve. Or maybe wildly terrified. Look at this extra Billy Dainty I found on youtube. This is his Magnum Opus. Perhaps a bit too much of his light stand-up and not enough of his funny dancing though. Did this man, and all of the audience, exist in some sort of insane time bubble ever since the 50s?
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Violence Danzig	Apr 1 2009, 12:33 AM Post #16
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Billy Dainty is a hero. Also that was on granada plus. Truly it was the best of all light entertainment channels.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Danzig	Apr 1 2009, 12:34 AM Post #17
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	brilant stuff. Harking back to the days when television entertainers were professionals.
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Rich de Walpurgis	Aug 24 2009, 10:02 PM Post #18
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,305 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Kpcg84_4&feature=related DOGS! Best bit is racist dog at 5:45
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Violence Ben	Aug 24 2009, 10:22 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 9,076 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	They are abominations.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


dng	Aug 24 2009, 10:23 PM Post #20
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Yes. They genuinely frighten me a bit Especially when they start milking that cow



dng	Aug 24 2009, 10:23 PM Post #21
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	In a way thats probably the most erotic thing I'll ever see



dng	Aug 24 2009, 10:24 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 32,580 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Also in hell thats all there is, forever. Dogs walking around, milking cows and solving crimes



Violence Danzig	Nov 5 2009, 08:43 PM Post #23
Black President Posts: 8,083 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	[/quote] This is a fantastic bit of variety entertainment. It gets really heartfelt around the halfway point. Edited by Violence Danzig, Nov 5 2009, 08:43 PM.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Grampa Boylove	Nov 6 2009, 12:47 AM Post #24
Completely broken Posts: 19,556 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	i was certainly well entertained for those 3 minutes. Sam Kinison is a good honest man.
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Violence Danzig	Nov 7 2009, 12:58 AM Post #25
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	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Joan Collings	Nov 7 2009, 01:24 PM Post #26
Hero Posts: 78 Group: Members Member #291 Joined: October 14, 2009	That lady is really tiny.
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