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A bit of nice broad Variety for you
Topic Started: Mar 10 2009, 02:02 AM (479 Views)
Cuntscrape Willie
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I must warn you it may be a little TOO broad for some of our more 'alt' members, unfortunately.
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maybe i'll just fuck them off completely, the sick bunch of disgusting bastards
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That is like taking a look inside cuddlebuttocks's head.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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Why isn't this in the unimaginable horror forum?
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Mr Pastry is incredible. I hope his act was just him doing that over and over for an hour and a half.
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He doesn't need to say 'fuck' or 'cunt' or insult the Queen to get a laugh.

I think today's so called comedians could learn a thing or two from him.
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Its simplicity and total disregard for fashion means that, oddly enough, this is probably the most daring act around.
Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!
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I love that the audience finds his movements that are lateral to the stage chestcrackingly hilarious, but greet his spinning bit with a stoney silence as he has gone Too Far and they all know it.
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Lads, why can't comedians or musicians be as wholesome and varied as this?
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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He's not even French!
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Being ill and having nothing else to do, I have spent the morning reading about variety entertainment thanks to this thread. Well done all.
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Mar 10 2009, 11:16 AM
I love that the audience finds his movements that are lateral to the stage chestcrackingly hilarious, but greet his spinning bit with a stoney silence as he has gone Too Far and they all know it.
Haha yes. Perhaps the audience is made up of dinosaurs, and when he spins round on the spot it's not enough movement for them to register it. Hey, it's a theory.
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He's not even French!
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I'm not even sorry.
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excellent
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The best bit in that video is when he looks to the heavens and asks 'are you there jock?'

You just don't get that kind of sincerity from performers these days.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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Egyptian Fleshpot
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Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!
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That's amazing variety. I imagine the Queen would be absolutely delighted on seeing little Herve. Or maybe wildly terrified.

Look at this extra Billy Dainty I found on youtube. This is his Magnum Opus. Perhaps a bit too much of his light stand-up and not enough of his funny dancing though.

Did this man, and all of the audience, exist in some sort of insane time bubble ever since the 50s?

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Billy Dainty is a hero.

Also that was on granada plus. Truly it was the best of all light entertainment channels.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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brilant stuff. Harking back to the days when television entertainers were professionals.
Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Kpcg84_4&feature=related

DOGS!

Best bit is racist dog at 5:45
Haha funny you mention that, it happened to me with your status a few days ago! Lolasaurus!!
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They are abominations.
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dng
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Yes. They genuinely frighten me a bit

Especially when they start milking that cow
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dng
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In a way thats probably the most erotic thing I'll ever see
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Also in hell thats all there is, forever. Dogs walking around, milking cows and solving crimes
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This is a fantastic bit of variety entertainment. It gets really heartfelt around the halfway point.
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Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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Cuntscrape Willie
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i was certainly well entertained for those 3 minutes.

Sam Kinison is a good honest man.
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Seduction huh? I kind of seduce some guys, but i think i should stop, since i can't finish the prossess, cuz they gone wild and want to go farter, that's not a bad idea, the problem is, i am not ready yet.
Some day, i will be got by surprise :D
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That lady is really tiny.
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