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Dead Set/Brooker
Topic Started: Oct 27 2008, 12:11 PM (5,550 Views)
Violence Freyja	Oct 27 2008, 12:11 PM Post #1
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Any hopes for this whatsoever? Look at how rubbish Brooker's columns are now: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/27/celebrity-television
	Le sigh


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2008, 12:18 PM Post #2
Completely broken Posts: 19,151 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	Quote: This week Charlie decided that the minute he finished writing this sentence about what he'd done this week, he'd go and buy Dead Space, the outer-space survival horror game: "Because I'm a nerd - and I'm not ashamed."
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 12:21 PM Post #3
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Gimli	Oct 27 2008, 12:30 PM Post #4
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	But when anyone - no matter how annoying - stumbles and shatters their skull, you'd better be prepared to either shut up or help them. Why? Because you're also a grown up, stupid. And that's what they do.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


Gimli	Oct 27 2008, 12:32 PM Post #5
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	Also how many more variations on 'omg zombies' can there possibly be.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 12:34 PM Post #6
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Think how much funnier Bill Hicks would have been if he had toned down all his views instead of dying.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 12:35 PM Post #7
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Adverts are nothing to get angry about, it's just someone trying to sell a product!
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Barrington	Oct 27 2008, 12:59 PM Post #8
Black President Posts: 7,165 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: October 20, 2006	Charlie Brooker is correct.



Massive Reggae	Oct 27 2008, 01:06 PM Post #9
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Oh god, what has become of him?
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


Violence Luke	Oct 27 2008, 01:36 PM Post #10
Angel Posts: 1,283 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: August 27, 2006	I'm quite looking forward to Dead Set.
	'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2008, 01:38 PM Post #11
Completely broken Posts: 19,151 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I didn't even realise this was getting made. Is it on soon.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2008, 01:40 PM Post #12
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	It's on tonight you ninny.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2008, 01:44 PM Post #13
Completely broken Posts: 19,151 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I'm going to be all fancy and send a remote record request to my Sky + box!
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2008, 01:47 PM Post #14
Completely broken Posts: 19,151 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	There!
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Nuclear Murderer	Oct 27 2008, 01:49 PM Post #15
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	You disgust me.



dng	Oct 27 2008, 03:35 PM Post #16
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Zombies are pretty rubbish anyway



dng	Oct 27 2008, 03:36 PM Post #17
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Someone needs to make a film about zombies on the moon



Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2008, 03:41 PM Post #18
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Nearly
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


dng	Oct 27 2008, 03:50 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	They should make a new cop series where Mr Biffo and Charlie Brooker investigate crimes against celebrities, all the while shaking their heads and saying "I thought we were adults, for pity's sake"



Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2008, 03:52 PM Post #20
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	One of them would be a maverick who doesn't play by the rules but gets the job done, and the other would be close to retirement.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2008, 03:53 PM Post #21
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Like Rosemary and Thyme but with vast amounts of swearing.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


dng	Oct 27 2008, 03:56 PM Post #22
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	One of them would be fat



Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 03:59 PM Post #23
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	You can't laugh at a massively public breakdown until you have had one yourself.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 04:00 PM Post #24
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I think I might try out being crabby and holier-than-thou about everything for a while.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 04:02 PM Post #25
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	"How can you enjoy watching violent films like The Scorpion King when real people in the real world are being killed by real world former wrestling superstars right now?"
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


dng	Oct 27 2008, 04:07 PM Post #26
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	"How can you laugh about zombies, Mr Brooker, when American forces are murdering Syrian children? For pity's sake have some humanity"



Massive Reggae	Oct 27 2008, 04:20 PM Post #27
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Yeah, I bet some of those soldiers like zombie films too.
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


Gimli	Oct 27 2008, 04:47 PM Post #28
▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Posts: 4,637 Group: Geighs Member #118 Joined: April 9, 2007	They don't get much time for films between bouts of murdering brown children.
	Now, this is before adjusting for inflation. However - these figures have been up on the BBC's site since this morning, it's just only now that they've 'clicked' with me - and of course, it's currently midnight, meaning that it's still only 4pm on the US west coast. I would strongly, strongly expect for it to have taken enough since the BBC article first went up, to counter-effect inflation.


Peter Gibdo	Oct 27 2008, 05:05 PM Post #29
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	How can you enjoy penis when some people in the world today don't have penis at all?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Rich de Walpurgis	Oct 27 2008, 10:14 PM Post #30
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I can't tell if this is good or not, but it's depressing me for some reason.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


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