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Topic Started: Jun 18 2008, 09:11 AM (2,451 Views)
Nuclear Murderer
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Has anyone seen Sonic Chronicles? It's the Sonic RPG on the DS made by Bioware. But it looks like a JRPG. I hate JRPGs. THey are the very definition of tedium. I had The World Ends with You for about a week before I took it back yesterday. That was also really quite tedious. I don't know why I keep bothering with JRPGs, because the result is always the same. Stupid daren.

I need a new RPG to play though. I'm tempted to play The Witcher again, but not until the enhanced edition comes out. Mass Effect I don't think I can be bothered with again. I'm almost tempted to buy Neverwinter Nights 2, but that's getting desperate. Same with KOTOR 2.
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Peter Gibdo
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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Play a proper game, but pause every five seconds to roll some dice.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Purple SpaceAnus
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I've just started playing NWN 2.

It's a lot more Baldur's Gate than Neverwinter Nights was.

I approve.
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I downloaded that final fantasy game from wiiware the other day, for some stupid reason. Its like a normal final fantasy game, except this time you aren't allowed to leave the city, because you're the king, so everyone else goes off and has battles and explores the world while you wander around the city centre and talk to the commoners about what bread they are going to buy from the bakery
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Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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That sounds lovely.
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Grampa Boylove
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How come that sounds lovely if you do it in a game, but it's really depressing if you do it in real life?
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Violence Ben
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Can you impose your will upon what bread they are to bake? Do they do requests?
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Purple SpaceAnus
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Jun 18 2008, 10:43 AM
How come that sounds lovely if you do it in a game, but it's really depressing if you do it in real life?
Have you tried it while wearing a crown, though?
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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There's something about Crystal Chronicles games that makes me always love them, even the rubbish ones.
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Voltron the Pale
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has all the graphics you'd expect
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But there have only been three of them, minkuss
DarkZero - The best bit of DarkZero

i dont have a mom , plus my MUM is dead .

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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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Oh and as for JRPGs, I really liked Enchanted Arms. The combat was super. But I had mr mr minkee play through all the grindy bits running from town to town, so that took most of the J out of it for me.
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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Yes and I love them all, even though the last two are massively flawed.
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Nuclear Murderer
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oh god don't say that you'll make me want to try it (Enchanted Arse)
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Jun 18 2008, 11:13 AM
Yes and I love them all, even though the last two are massively flawed.
And the first one wasn't?
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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Try Enchanted Arms? I thought that was the idea of the thread ;s

You need a Mrs Sancho to play through the dull bits for you.
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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looks exactly like a possum
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Mr Marcus Garvey
Jun 18 2008, 11:14 AM
mr minkee
Jun 18 2008, 11:13 AM
Yes and I love them all, even though the last two are massively flawed.
And the first one wasn't?
Correct.
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Nuclear Murderer
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If you know of any Mrs Sancho's let me know
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Nuclear Murderer
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also, I think i should stop even trying JRPGs, and just stick to the Western ones. I've completed many western RPGs, but not a single Jap one. I've given up on them all, due to tedium
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I had enchanted arms. I played the first half hour. I always intended to go back to it, but I traded it in after a year and a half of it collecting dust.
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Voltron the Pale
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has all the graphics you'd expect
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Apparently Sonic Chronicles is really good, by the way. My housemate has played it and mentioned this on one of our podcasts, and nearly got taken to court by Sega for it because he's a loudmouthed idiot.

So it must be good.
DarkZero - The best bit of DarkZero

i dont have a mom , plus my MUM is dead .

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Nuclear Murderer
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Has Neverwinter Nights 2 been fully patched now, so that it works and is playable?
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Purple SpaceAnus
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I think it was, and then they made it a bit worse again, or something. I've not had any problems with it so far, although I'm only a few hours in. I would assume that it works just fine.

That said, you still probably need a much more powerful PC than the graphics suggest.

It's very nice, though. The costumes look really great, in exactly the same way that they didn't in the first game.
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Nuclear Murderer
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and can you have proper parties, instead of one character and a merc?

my pc handled the witcher, which is the same engine, but enhanced, so this should be piece of pie
Edited by Nuclear Murderer, Jun 18 2008, 02:31 PM.
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Morrigan Ubbsfelt
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I started to play NWN the other night and couldn't get anywhere with it due to D&D and numbers.
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Grampa Boylove
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Why don't they fucking well make Baldurs Gate 3?

My God in Heaven I love Baldurs Gate. I might have to install it again. I only have the Mac version though :(

Somebody burn me a copy.
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Grampa Boylove
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Oh yes, i move to suggest the zoomy-in cry emoticon is changed to be instead of the standard happy smiley. It would be better representative of our ennui.
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Nuclear Murderer
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A new Baldurs Gate in the style of KOTOR would be fucking awesome.

Or, a new Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance for the eggbocs 300and60
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Grampa Boylove
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What did you see in Dark Alliance? I thought it was really, really derivative and basically fucking dull. Why did they even call it Baldurs Gate?

Rubbish.
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Grampa Boylove
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good ubbs on the wenches though.
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Grampa Boylove
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I liked disgusting Jaheira by humping prossies in the Coronet while they all slept on the floor outside.
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