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the daniel cairns film appreciation thread
Topic Started: Apr 28 2008, 06:34 PM (7,763 Views)
Peter Gibdo	Feb 5 2010, 02:36 PM Post #691
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Wall-E is just a rip-off of Chibi Robo.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Rich de Walpurgis	Feb 5 2010, 02:46 PM Post #692
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Every film in existence is basically just Citizen Kane with a completely different setting, plot and set of characters. Stupid lazy filmmakers.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Peter Gibdo	Feb 5 2010, 02:50 PM Post #693
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	We should go to the cinema and scoff loudly when the film is projected as light onto a big blank screen. It's been done!
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Rich de Walpurgis	Feb 5 2010, 03:06 PM Post #694
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I reckon by now, out of the 7 plots that can exist in a film, at least 5 of them have already been done!
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


Foxy Bingo	Feb 5 2010, 04:47 PM Post #695
Friss den braunen Block! Posts: 1,516 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	EVERYBODY IS WRONG: The best thing about Idiocracy is Brawndo:
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Nuclear Murderer	Feb 7 2010, 06:35 PM Post #696
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) IMDB say it's rubbish, but i disagree! It was pretty much perfect. Vampire/demon kung-fu set in 1970. There was nothing i didn't like.



Violence Danzig	Mar 6 2010, 01:36 AM Post #697
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118015101.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2562&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+variety/headlines+%28Variety+-+Latest+News%29&utm_content=Google+Reader Is it wrong that I'm a wee bit fucking happy this is happening?
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Nuclear Murderer	Mar 6 2010, 09:45 AM Post #698
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	absolutely (hooray) also, i watched Triangle last night it broke my brain



Nuclear Murderer	Mar 11 2010, 05:09 PM Post #699
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	The Damned United an excellent film, about an excellent man it's about football, and a man's relationship with another man



Raz	Mar 12 2010, 02:08 AM Post #700
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	is Vin Diesel really a "thesp"
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Violence Danzig	Mar 12 2010, 12:30 PM Post #701
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	He totally is. Also, according to some Riddick fansite I 'happened upon,' they're making it more like Pitch Black. Which makes me a bit sad.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Peter Gibdo	Mar 12 2010, 12:36 PM Post #702
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Riddick is stranded on a planet populated by cannibal imams.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Danzig	Mar 12 2010, 12:52 PM Post #703
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	He meets up with an army of David Bowies to combat his mad wife.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Violence Danzig	Mar 12 2010, 12:54 PM Post #704
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	In place of a moon, it is Lord Vaako's face.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Raz	Mar 12 2010, 01:39 PM Post #705
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	I don't think Chronicles of Riddick was enjoyable even as a Daniel Cairns film really. Apart from taming the CG wolf and Judi Dench floating very well
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Peter Gibdo	Mar 12 2010, 02:12 PM Post #706
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Oh, but it is.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Danzig	Mar 12 2010, 02:24 PM Post #707
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	Yes it totally is.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Peter Gibdo	Mar 12 2010, 02:41 PM Post #708
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	It's like the greatest Daniel Cairns film imaginable, really.
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Violence Danzig	Mar 12 2010, 03:06 PM Post #709
Black President Posts: 7,961 Group: Geighs Member #3 Joined: May 4, 2005	I only ever watch 2 films. Chronicles of Riddick, and Chronicles of Riddick Directors Cut. Also Raz, in the deleted scenes, there's a bit where the CGI wolf eats the bad mercenary, but then gets shot, and then Riddick is sad.
	NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:


Raz	Mar 12 2010, 03:31 PM Post #710
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	excellent
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


Raz	Mar 12 2010, 03:31 PM Post #711
Black President Posts: 7,649 Group: Morans Member #29 Joined: June 23, 2006	also I don't know why Riddick makes me so miserable
	The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tr�pfelnder Alan Rickman


King Science	Mar 12 2010, 03:41 PM Post #712
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Riddick was pretty amazing, really. Vaaaaaaaakooooooooo
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Peter Gibdo	Mar 14 2010, 07:28 PM Post #713
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	After watching 300 last night, I'm obtaining a copy of Legion, which looks like another classic Daniel Cairns movie. The chief bad guy is the Archangel Gabriel, who has a mace with a revolving head and is played by the Krauser-esque deranged mercenary Keemy from Lost.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Chien	Mar 14 2010, 07:33 PM Post #714
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	300 is brilant, someone bought it me and I really like it, just because it's so enormously silly.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Peter Gibdo	Mar 26 2010, 09:11 AM Post #715
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Legion was an incredible Daniel Cairns film. It combined just the right mix of pomposity, wooden acting and goofiness that I'd hoped for. Ever better, in the copy I had the dialogue all switched to Russian for the last five minutes, as the English sound had obviously been recorded (poorly) in a cinema and dubbed over the top.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Nuclear Murderer	Mar 26 2010, 09:32 AM Post #716
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Pandorum it is a science fiction film set on a spaceship in the future it is a good one



Peter Gibdo	Mar 26 2010, 09:45 AM Post #717
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Is there any other kind of film?
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Nuclear Murderer	Mar 26 2010, 09:47 AM Post #718
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	no there is not



Nuclear Murderer	Mar 26 2010, 09:51 AM Post #719
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	also it appears to have been directed by evil david mcpipehelm II



Peter Gibdo	Mar 26 2010, 09:52 AM Post #720
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I don't want to spoil Legion, but basically nothing that happens in it makes any sense at all. The people possessed by the angels are not zombies or anything - they can drive cars, so they're more like the agents in the Matrix - but for some reason it never occurs to them to use any weapons other than their teeth.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


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