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Let's Summon Paul Brush; Paul Brush, are you there?
Topic Started: Feb 25 2008, 07:24 PM (35,179 Views)
Pazzo Dodomingo
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the meta data needs to mention football to lure him in
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Pazzo Dodomingo
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BRUSH STROKES

PAUL BRUSH IN CHILD SEX DISGRACE
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Grampa Boylove
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or his family
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Massive Reggae
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Hey Paul Brush, look at this!

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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dng
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This is why football fans should be destroyed
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Nuclear Murderer
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what is it?

What are you referring to, fella?
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dng
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Everyone in that thread is either a moron or a cretin
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dng
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in this thread
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Massive Reggae
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Read on, if you don't understand what Stewall is saying at first. It's funny.
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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Grampa Boylove
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it's brilant. What an excellent fuckwit. Does he ever acknowledge his fuckwittedness later on?
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Massive Reggae
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He starts apologising in a really strange, depressed sounding manner.
I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat
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Nuclear Murderer
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quite funny
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Pazzo Dodomingo
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Look at this norification from FIFA!

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From: org_fifa@w.cn
Date: 10 Mar 2010 14:39
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: FIFA NORIFICATION 2010!!!!

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44-02-31-04& LUCKY#: 22 WON U A DIVIDEND OF £1 MILLION GBP OF THE £10 MILLION GBP OF  10 WINNERS IN THE ONGOING  FIFA PROMOTION TO CLAIM YOUR WON PRIZE, SEND YOUR:

NAME
AGE
ADDRESS
OCCUPATION
COUNTRY
LUCKY TICKET NUMBER
MOBILE & FAX NUMBER

TO YOUR CLAIMS OFFICE:
Mr.Pazzo Dodomingo.
My telephone: +233541291136
Email:org_fifa@w.cn

AND CALL FOR YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY. NOTE. CLAIM IS VALID FOR SEVEN (7) DAYS STARTING FROM 10/MAR/2010

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Nuclear Murderer
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at least they don't ask for your account details
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Foxy Bingo
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Friss den braunen Block!
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Hello, my name is Paul Brush. Recently, due to upheaval in my country, our democratically elected leader has been forced out by a warlord and currently waits in exile to reclaim his title. If you assist us in this righteous cause, we will be indebted to you and provide you a generous recompense for your trust and investment. God bless.
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It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.
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Raz
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aha Pazzo Dodomingo
The right side of my mouth is closed by a crust and if I speak myself, looks sealed and sounds like a tröpfelnder Alan Rickman
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Grampa Boylove
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what a total cock Shearer truly is:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/mar/12/alan-shearer-small-talk-interview

Best is how they are clearly trying to wind him up by the end, pressing him on his peas and apples preferences.
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King Science
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I just don't think he really understands anything that isn't football. Poor utterly valmed alan shearer's brain.
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Violence Freyja
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AHAHA! That's amazing.
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Violence Spencer
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He's not even French!
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Ves, excellent.
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dng
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Alan Shearer is the worst human ever
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Chortle Hound
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I'm a Hermit. Hello.
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That is quite amusing. He sounds like a monkey. What happened to him at the end of his last management job?
Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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You have no power over me.


Jareth: Shut up
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cancer horse
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he got newcastle relegated
...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...
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King Science
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http://www.footytube.com/video/jimmy-bullard-s-wash-go-advert-36606

lovely jummy bullard
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Stiff'DeadCat'Kitten
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Alan Shearer=Axe Cop
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dng
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I hope Murray reads this article and, seeing the error of his petty minded ways, supports john terry's glorious army on their way to inevitable and beautiful world domination this summer

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/14/world-cup-football-wayne-rooney
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Nuclear Murderer
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England's Brave John Terry
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dng
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If england had a picture of the queen's face on their shirts Murray Hussein Brady would support them without hesitation
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Grampa Boylove
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I already do support England in the football you shitheads. However I reserve the right to find them going out in the quarter finals to Serbia amusing.
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dng
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I am watching this match where a japanese football team play a team of 100 children

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3WSpjRXYDE#t=5m50s

I wish all football was like this
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