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Jan 31 2008, 02:15 PM
What I really want to know is, will it make me violently sick if I go to the cinema to watch this? It looks like the sort of thing that might make me violently sick.

yes the gay I went with was ill afterwards

that might be due to gay bum AIDS, though
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SPOILER after the credits there is a subliminal flash of John Locke's face
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I like this:

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He explained, "We saw all these Godzilla toys, and I thought, we need our own [American] monster, and not King Kong, King Kong's adorable. I wanted something that was just insane and intense."

By that he presumably meant "The same as Godzilla, except some crabs fall off of it"
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dammnit I wish it HAD been a whale

http://dougbot.com/forum/slushoRar.jpg

that would have been much better
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i saw some retard on the internet claiming that the monster was a lion, becauseon the trailer the man says "its a lion!" while screaming, except he doesn't he says "its alive" but the internet man would not stop claiming it was a lion

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excellent
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you can watch a stammering nerd talking and talking and talking about that whale picture here, if you want

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHPDSDLhutw
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also there was a girl in the cinema who was throwing her head back and laughing and laughing out of her mimse mouth at whatever the lumpen goon next to her was murmuring. I think she was even doing it during the mad bits. I hate the cinema so much

also at the end lots of people clapped and clapped and went "Woooooooooooooooooo!". I assume they were Amelcians
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I might start filling up IMDB with Goofs, now

Goof: When he axes the crab it is obvious, rubbish CG
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Goof: The monster is Godzilla and the crabs that fall off it are from Starship Troopers (1997)
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Goof: they accidentally cast some 28-year-olds in it
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Goof: They forgot to have a fat one
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I saw this last night and it was brilant.

My poor little brain can hardly fathom how they did most of the effects so well with the crazy hand held camera spinning around everywhere.
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Because of the spinning and blurring most of the time you didn't notice the slightly lower-budget CG.
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But just the scale of everything in the backgorunds and that. It was pretty impressive.
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Also, they should've had a televised crab alert system.
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The last footage shown depicts Rob and Beth ending their day at Coney Island, in which an object can be seen falling from the sky into the ocean surrounding them


Hmm, I missed that.
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Craaaaaaaaaaabs.

I agree that it looked gr8, but things weren't in focus half the time etc etc.

Also, the monster wasn't godzilla at all. It didn't even have atomic breath.
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Feb 4 2008, 10:57 PM
also at the end lots of people clapped and clapped and went "Woooooooooooooooooo!". I assume they were Amelcians

I do not think I would be able to control myself if this happened in a cinema I was in.

Also, the last time I was at the cinema, we sat in front of some downses. Some of the noises they made were frankly inspired.
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Feb 5 2008, 10:13 AM
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Feb 4 2008, 10:57 PM
also at the end lots of people clapped and clapped and went "Woooooooooooooooooo!". I assume they were Amelcians

I do not think I would be able to control myself if this happened in a cinema I was in.

Also, the last time I was at the cinema, we sat in front of some downses. Some of the noises they made were frankly inspired.

And that's why you should always carry recording equipment everywhere you go.
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We pretty much all do these days
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Feb 5 2008, 09:33 AM
Craaaaaaaaaaabs.

I agree that it looked gr8, but things weren't in focus half the time etc etc.

Also, the monster wasn't godzilla at all. It didn't even have atomic breath.

I meant the Broderick Godzilla

which also attacked Manhattan, didn't it? And pooed out smaller attacking things

the Cloverfield monstrar is much better though - I think they made it just weird enough that it's not generic and is quite frightening.

also that spoiler sounds a bit rubbish, I'm glad I didn't notice that or it might have made me a bit cross

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gimps must have been furious with this film and its lack of explaining
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hello people who went to see cloverfield was there a star trek xi trailer?
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if so was it this one?

oh god. it's Enterprise all over again

i can tell this from this 1 minute trailer
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Daren.

Consider for a moment your affection for Star Trek. It warms you from within. It is your friend.

Now think of Simon Pegg's cheeky face filling the big screen at your local cinema.

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Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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I saw this on sunday, and I was a bit disappointed at first because I was expecting there to be some reason for all the secrecy like a clever twist on what the monster was or where it came from or something. Instead it was a fairly standard monster/disaster movie, only seen from a different perspective to what we're used to. And it was pretty good at doing that I, guess.
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Feb 5 2008, 11:55 PM
if so was it this one?

oh god. it's Enterprise all over again

i can tell this from this 1 minute trailer

I can't look at Youtube at work, it was just one where it showed lots of modern-day engineers (not spave engineers) building the enterprise

then a giant rotating star trek badge

it was rubbish

god, is Pegg really in it? That's horrific
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Feb 6 2008, 09:35 AM
I saw this on sunday, and I was a bit disappointed at first because I was expecting there to be some reason for all the secrecy like a clever twist on what the monster was or where it came from or something. Instead it was a fairly standard monster/disaster movie, only seen from a different perspective to what we're used to. And it was pretty good at doing that I, guess.

shut up
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