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Topic Started: Jan 31 2008, 10:24 AM (1,506 Views)
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Hello!

I went and saw that new movie called 'Cloverfield' yesterday. There was running and screaming and people getting eaten...then I got inside the cinema, and watched the film!

HAHAHA!

It was prett-ay good. Prett-ay, prett-ay good, as Larry David might say. If he enjoyed it. I dunno. He wasn't there. Give me a fucking break. CHRIST.

Overall: MONSTER.
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SPOILERS MEIGHT
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I'm having difficulty with the way they didn't bother to change the working title to a proper name, like "Run Run Naked Monster!"
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Perhaps this will set a precedent, and this year we will be able to look forward to "Bond 74", "Danger Fist" and "Untitled Paul Walker Project".
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What I really want to know is, will it make me violently sick if I go to the cinema to watch this? It looks like the sort of thing that might make me violently sick.
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Is that due to the sheer amount of smug rich americans in the trailer?
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this is utterly brilant. why aren't mroe of you talking about it?

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i haven't seen it
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well, go and see it today dave. You'll love it, friend.
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Film was great, though would've liked a military style epilogue/de-briefing.

wanted to know a little bit more about the monster, and now do, so pretty much satisfied, and would like a sequel.

Though dng is right about unbearably smug, sexy, multi-cultural New Yorkers.
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I also found the audio mix to be warm and crafty, despite my own profound mental retardation, and overexuberant, inflated sense of my own perception.
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How was the projection?

Was there any archive?

Were there any grannyfaces?

I noticed yesterday that Roy Hodgeson has some profound grannyfacing on his face.
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I noticed that of Hodgson too. I saw him celebrating the goals and thought of aged lesbians.
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haha me too.
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Did you see the little assistant manny jumping up and down, and so was Hodgson, but then they saw eachother and the little assistant kept jumping up and down but Roy just looked a little bit awkward and went to sit down again.

I think him and the little coach man are still a little hesitant and awkward around eachother. Perhaps they should go to see Cloverfield together, after a few wines. Loosen up a bit.
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I bonded pretty closely with the guys I watched cloverfield with. I wouldn't say that it was a film, so much as a 'shared media experience'.
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Perhaps the assistant asked Roy how his hip replacement went, mistaking him for his frumpy old grandmother.

Either way, I think a trip to the Fulham Odeon is in order for those two.
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Did you see the little assistant manny jumping up and down, and so was Hodgson, but then they saw eachother and the little assistant kept jumping up and down but Roy just looked a little bit awkward and went to sit down again.

I think him and the little coach man are still a little hesitant and awkward around eachother. Perhaps they should go to see Cloverfield together, after a few wines. Loosen up a bit.

Ha, yes. I even said "Calm down" to my dad in my approximation of Roy Hodgson's voice. He has a really awful voice.
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You and I are getting on great today, aren't we?

Bloody good guy, that's what I say.
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I rather think you should start a new thread if you're going to talk about Roy Hodgson and his "Fulham fortunes". This is veering dangerously off topic and somebody is liable to get hurt.
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My sincerest apologies, good fellow!

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I was pretty disappointed when Match of the Day two wasn't hosted by adrien chiles last night. I'm really starting to love his butterbean face and hopeless banter. Ray stubbs can cock right off.
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Yes. I really like the barely concealed disdain all the laddish pundits have for his bumbling fatman pre-grannyface.
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How do you suppose we can smoothly segue the conversation away from match of the day 2 and once again toward the film 'cloverfield', murray? I'd say it'll not be an easy task.
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Also, I really like the time that graham poll was a pundit on there, and they all clearly hated him because he's a huge twat.
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I am going to see this tonight so I just had to do chinese eyes so I wouldn't see all your SPOILERS

excellently I just looked up the cinema times on Yahoo and next to the times they had a big picture of the monster

hooray for Yahoo
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I haven't seen it but id the monster man?

And is the man Roy Hodgson?
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hooray it brillent
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