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| Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM (62,159 Views) | |
| Violence Chien | Jan 20 2008, 12:16 PM Post #61 |
Saginaw Man
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I bought a chicken chow mein with it. |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| King Science | Jan 21 2008, 09:08 AM Post #62 |
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stupid TRIG. Those are FULL of SALT and other stuff ACCORDING to jamie OLIVER. |
 an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| iVom | Jan 21 2008, 09:16 AM Post #63 |
killing time
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Dead squirrel lying on it's back with legs in the air and grimace of anguish upon it's upturned face on the drive I walk down to work: +40 ennui |
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| King Science | Jan 21 2008, 09:22 AM Post #64 |
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It is monday morning. +10,000 ennui |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Jan 21 2008, 10:44 AM Post #65 |
Tom Stewart killed me
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I found a poun on the tube this morning. -1 ennui. |
| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| hoofs | Jan 21 2008, 04:32 PM Post #66 |
awful tool
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Chemistry + Psychology exams tomorrow, which I am bound to fail, due to COD4 being my main revision aid. +100 ennui |
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| Pazzo Dodomingo | Jan 21 2008, 04:34 PM Post #67 |
Too old for this shit
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Turns out handing in your notice and working the 4 weeks feels like sitting on death row, waiting for the enternal bliss of freedom. +50pts |
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| Wild Obesity | Jan 21 2008, 04:35 PM Post #68 |
Completely broken
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what are you going to do in 4 weeks, Gimpo? have the 50 points you added for handing in your notice in four weeks made you resolve to kill yourself in 4 weeks? |
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| Violence Raymond | Jan 21 2008, 04:49 PM Post #69 |
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coming home from work early due to headache and then eating a big bag of salt and vinegar chipsticks -10 ennui points |
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| Wild Obesity | Jan 21 2008, 04:59 PM Post #70 |
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Completely broken
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was it a lie headache? Lie illnesses are the best. I haven't had one so far this year. They are pretty much around 10-15 extra holidays a year. |
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| Violence Raymond | Jan 21 2008, 06:42 PM Post #71 |
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I did have a headache but got better when I left work. Funny that. |
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| Sheela na Gig | Jan 22 2008, 10:51 PM Post #72 |
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Heath Ledger's ennui: cured. Turok bless you, Heath! 
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| Violence Ben | Jan 22 2008, 11:22 PM Post #73 |
Black President
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That is sad news. |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| King Science | Jan 23 2008, 08:57 AM Post #74 |
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Mooncup
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Attractive successful movie star has the guts to kill himself (possibly), but I still dont. Ennui +314 |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Voltron the Pale | Jan 23 2008, 10:50 PM Post #75 |
has all the graphics you'd expect
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Housemate just walked in on me having a wank. +20 |
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DarkZero - The best bit of DarkZero i dont have a mom , plus my MUM is dead . 
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| Nuclear Murderer | Jan 23 2008, 10:53 PM Post #76 |
Space Jerk-off
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hooray! it really does happen, then. Did he say anything? Did he quietly turn around and walk out? |
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| Violence Chien | Jan 23 2008, 10:54 PM Post #77 |
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Really? Ahahahahahah excellent! -200 ennui |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Violence Chien | Jan 23 2008, 10:55 PM Post #78 |
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Yes tell us more - did you pause, tilt your head, and whisper "Come closer"? |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Voltron the Pale | Jan 23 2008, 11:09 PM Post #79 |
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has all the graphics you'd expect
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He knocked on the door, and I said "uh, hang on a sec" - which, it turns out, does NOT WORK. Luckily I had just enough time to put it away. But then the pornography on my monitor revealed what had been going on. We both laughed about it at the time, though I was secretly harbouring feelings of embarrassment and anger. Now I actually find it funny, due to ejaculation. |
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DarkZero - The best bit of DarkZero i dont have a mom , plus my MUM is dead .
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| Nuclear Murderer | Jan 23 2008, 11:12 PM Post #80 |
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Space Jerk-off
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Excellent work. |
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| Rich de Walpurgis | Jan 23 2008, 11:14 PM Post #81 |
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Tom Stewart killed me
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Did you stomp around the room afterwards like matey boy from Human Traffic, your pants making a proud tent, as you paced the room going "no, no, no!"? |
| Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts". | |
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| King Science | Jan 24 2008, 11:20 AM Post #82 |
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£800 pay rise -75 ennui This is exactly in line with inflation, and only equatest to about £50 a month after tax + 100 ennui |
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an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus. | |
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| Pazzo Dodomingo | Jan 24 2008, 11:22 AM Post #83 |
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Too old for this shit
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Work are slowly closing down access to most of the internet, while I'm sitting on my arse trying to do nothing until I leave. I can't even see most things on here now and just see threads full of 'that is excellent' with no pictures. It's like they decided this should be the first month I actually work. + 100 pts |
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| Pazzo Dodomingo | Jan 24 2008, 11:26 AM Post #84 |
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Too old for this shit
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Wait, this is the People who say  thread reborn+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000pts |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Jan 24 2008, 11:27 AM Post #85 |
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didn't that go up to 10,000 pages, or something stupid |
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| Peter Gibdo | Jan 24 2008, 12:30 PM Post #86 |
SPEEEEEAAAK!
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That was because most of the posts in it were stuff like "I went to the sandwich shop and they didn't have any cucumber left". |
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| Violence Barrington | Jan 24 2008, 12:38 PM Post #87 |
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It's only a matter of time before this thread is full of things like "people listening to music through their mobile phones on the bus", and "people who talk in a different way to me". |
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| Violence Barrington | Jan 24 2008, 12:40 PM Post #88 |
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Why do people in conversation say "...and then I turned round and said.."? THEY DON'T LITERALLY TURN ROUND DO THEY? |
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| Sheela na Gig | Jan 24 2008, 12:40 PM Post #89 |
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No, it's more about our very personal miseries. |
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| Wild Obesity | Jan 24 2008, 12:41 PM Post #90 |
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Sometimes they do, Barringtron. |
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