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Ennui Eagle
Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM (56,238 Views)
Violence Ben	Jan 18 2008, 09:53 AM Post #31
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	My grandad hates squirls but only the grey ones. He said they're no better than rats and if you removed their fluffy tails they basically would be rats. I thought he was being a daft old coot at the time but I've slowly come round to his way of thinking. -4 ennui
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Mr Weel	Jan 18 2008, 10:22 AM Post #32
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	Once I saw about six squirls at the same time in the tree outside my house, and it was absolutely breathtaking. -6 ennui



Grampa Boylove	Jan 18 2008, 10:23 AM Post #33
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I used to see lots of squirrels on my way though the park to university. +38 ennui
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Nuclear Murderer	Jan 18 2008, 10:30 AM Post #34
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	A squirril used to run alongside my bike when i used to cycle to college. Every morning, when i got to a certain point on Harlow's extensive cycle track system, it would be there, run alongside for a bit, then stop and look at me as I carried on my way +100 ennui



Violence Ben	Jan 18 2008, 10:35 AM Post #35
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	That's excellent. Did you come to view it as your little furry friend? Did a single tear role down it's cheek every morning as you sped off into the distance, leaving it disappointed once again.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


iVom	Jan 18 2008, 10:38 AM Post #36
killing time Posts: 9,395 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	That's the best thing I've ever heard! -7 ennui
	can I play with magnets?


King Science	Jan 18 2008, 11:05 AM Post #37
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I got into work at half ten! -75 ennui
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Nuclear Murderer	Jan 18 2008, 11:08 AM Post #38
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	i used to think it was the reincarnation of my old dog or something squirrils



Rich de Walpurgis	Jan 18 2008, 11:12 AM Post #39
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,003 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	This morning they moved EVERY SINGLE one of the top level management of my company, including the chief executive, onto desks surrounding our team. +294.
	there were a group of people who would show up at his concerts and such with signs proclaiming that John Tesh was actually an alien. At one point John Tesh actually tried to talk to them, and they all ran away. He wound up chasing them down the street, yelling "I just want to talk", but they all kept running.


King Science	Jan 18 2008, 11:14 AM Post #40
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Also, on my walk to work this morning I also saw a squirrel, but only 1. And to be honest, they're essentially vermin. Like rats. Filthy disgusting flat-topped little rats. +90 ennui
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Jan 18 2008, 11:40 AM Post #41
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Gr...grandad?
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Jan 18 2008, 11:44 AM Post #42
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	thwack
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


dng	Jan 18 2008, 12:30 PM Post #43
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Squirrels aren't vermin. They've got a fluffy tail and a back shaped like a sine wave



King Science	Jan 18 2008, 12:33 PM Post #44
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	everything is sine waves, david. Fourier told us that.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Deleted User	Jan 18 2008, 12:46 PM Post #45
Deleted User	I made a squirrle wee itself once.
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Mr Weel	Jan 18 2008, 01:01 PM Post #46
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	Fourier is a fucking liar.



Violence Freyja	Jan 18 2008, 01:02 PM Post #47
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	My mum has red squirrels in her garden. -12. I used to see literally millions of baby rabbits all over the campus at university. +167.
	Le sigh


Violence Ben	Jan 18 2008, 01:48 PM Post #48
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I used to go to university and now I work for a living. +742
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


Massive Reggae	Jan 18 2008, 02:28 PM Post #49
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	But don't you photoshop ladies' pubes all day? -999 if so
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


Violence Ben	Jan 18 2008, 02:45 PM Post #50
Black President Posts: 8,720 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Not for quite some time now. -999
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


cancer horse	Jan 18 2008, 04:03 PM Post #51
Citric idiot Posts: 3,174 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	my dad bought a gun to shoot squirrels with. NO SCORE DRAW.
	...press 3 if you are being hunted down by wolves...


hoofs	Jan 18 2008, 04:56 PM Post #52
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	I saw a squirl once. It was good. -1



dng	Jan 18 2008, 05:02 PM Post #53
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	I like that Shellac song about Squirrels



Massive Reggae	Jan 18 2008, 05:05 PM Post #54
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	I like that Jay Ryan Shellac poster with all the squirrels on it.
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


dng	Jan 18 2008, 05:07 PM Post #55
Black President Posts: 31,730 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	That is brilant http://www.gigposters.com/poster/8802_Shellac.html I'd never seen that before



Massive Reggae	Jan 18 2008, 05:11 PM Post #56
Bog off Posts: 15,536 Group: Morans Member #5 Joined: July 20, 2005	Yes. A lot of his stuff is good. Apart from his High on Fire poster with a Yeti mowing. That is rubbish.
	I drew a portrait of how I think I'd look with my hands around my own throat


King Science	Jan 19 2008, 12:00 PM Post #57
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I'm not hungover and it's saturday morning. +86 ennui
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Chien	Jan 19 2008, 07:26 PM Post #58
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I won YET AGAIN at poker last night. -5 ennui.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


King Science	Jan 19 2008, 08:19 PM Post #59
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	did you win any actual money, thomasss, or was it play money again?
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Chien	Jan 20 2008, 12:16 PM Post #60
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Actual money! It was �5 a game, �15 first place. I lost the first, won the second game. �5 profit, yeeeeeeeeah.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


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