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Ennui Eagle
Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM (46,206 Views)
Violence Freyja	Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM Post #1
Stalker Posts: 15,401 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Who's top and why? Tables to be updated with points and EVERYTHING. Eg. Samuel has enjoyed his work training course. +5 Ennui Points, now in 4th position.
	Le sigh


Violence Freyja	Jan 16 2008, 06:51 PM Post #2
Stalker Posts: 15,401 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	I posted this topic 6 minutes ago and am already bored and dissatisfied with it. +3 Ennui Points.
	Le sigh


throat (hoarse)	Jan 16 2008, 07:13 PM Post #3
The Eye of Ennui Posts: 2,975 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: October 27, 2006	I... enjoyed the work course I went on. Plus I'm copying samuel. +7 points
	Citric idiot


Cuntscrape Willie	Jan 16 2008, 07:14 PM Post #4
Completely broken Posts: 17,963 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I am happy, and have no ennui points at the moment. Now let's see what the Duchess says about this. She's gonig to go spare.
	maybe i'll just fuck them off completely, the sick bunch of disgusting bastards


Violence Freyja	Jan 16 2008, 07:27 PM Post #5
Stalker Posts: 15,401 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	I'm happy for you.
	Le sigh


dng	Jan 16 2008, 07:35 PM Post #6
Black President Posts: 27,995 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	She's lying



Violence Freyja	Jan 16 2008, 07:39 PM Post #7
Stalker Posts: 15,401 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Not at all. If Murray is feeling positive I shall not rain on his parade.
	Le sigh


iVom	Jan 16 2008, 07:43 PM Post #8
killing time Posts: 8,658 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	Instead of getting made redundant I might get to keep my job but have to travel further each day to get to it. +8 ennui points
	I started out in 1987 with a casio making people nutty like pistachio


Violence Chien	Jan 16 2008, 09:34 PM Post #9
Saginaw Man Posts: 6,735 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I have to pay more rent, but my travel is cheaper. 0 ennui points Oh no! I remembered today, some JOBSWORTH ticket inspector who couldn't speak engish (true story) fined me, because he didn't UNDERSTAND that my train was CANCELLED, so I HAD TO go via Waterloo. The IDIOT. You'd think that if your job is 99% speaking to the english public, you'd be able to speak english. Also, he was fat - I was going to say "No wonder the train was delayed, you ATE IT, no doubt," but I just ranted at him instead. + 10 ennui points
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Violence Luke	Jan 16 2008, 11:05 PM Post #10
Angel Posts: 1,177 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: August 27, 2006	I have one job I go to which is dull, and one job I do in my spare time that I really enjoy. A net worth of 0 ennui points.
	'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'


Violence Ben	Jan 17 2008, 12:29 AM Post #11
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	I think you should award yourself +4 ennui points if you don't make any money from the job you do in your spare time and enjoy. -3 if you do.
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


Violence Luke	Jan 17 2008, 09:59 AM Post #12
Angel Posts: 1,177 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: August 27, 2006	Oh. -3 then.
	'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'


King Science	Jan 17 2008, 10:09 AM Post #13
Scene Girl Posts: 15,349 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	apparently I might be gonig to slovakia in a few months time. +1,000 ennui points.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Jan 17 2008, 10:27 AM Post #14
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Why is that a Ennui Point bonanza?
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


King Science	Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM Post #15
Scene Girl Posts: 15,349 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	I'm going to the middle of nowhere in slovakia
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


King Science	Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM Post #16
Scene Girl Posts: 15,349 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	also i hate eastern europeans, I guess.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Jan 17 2008, 10:52 AM Post #17
Black President Posts: 7,525 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Shut up stop pretending a foreign jaunt to an exotic locale isn't a good thing. You're making a mockery of everything the ennui system stands for. Haven't you seen Hostel, that was way sexy.
	Having played around in level 2 for nearly 500 hours total (it's my top favorite level of all), I discovered many bugs and secrets during all that time.


dng	Jan 17 2008, 01:05 PM Post #18
Black President Posts: 27,995 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	In praise of melancholy http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=t...bv348pqg1hcxz0r



dng	Jan 17 2008, 01:05 PM Post #19
Black President Posts: 27,995 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Melancholy is like Ennui's more attractive and wistful sister



Violence Raymond	Jan 17 2008, 07:14 PM Post #20
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,287 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	Fawning over a girl I will never, never have a chance of being with. +20 ennui points.
	Toot


Lobo	Jan 17 2008, 08:22 PM Post #21
semi Posts: 2,852 Group: Lobo Member #17 Joined: November 11, 2005	You may as well have a bash at cracking on to her anyway, Raymond.
	True Heroes


Mr Weel	Jan 17 2008, 09:51 PM Post #22
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	Today I was delighted to discover that my commute is almost exactly as long as "Dark Side of the Moon" +4.5 ennui



iVom	Jan 17 2008, 11:19 PM Post #23
killing time Posts: 8,658 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	regardless of when I leave to or from work at the moment, there is a traffic jam, despite there never being a traffic jam ever before, in four years +15
	I started out in 1987 with a casio making people nutty like pistachio


terald	Jan 17 2008, 11:22 PM Post #24
Hero Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #216 Joined: January 17, 2008	I saw a squirrel yesterday. I hate squirrels. +23 Also, have you noticed how you never used to see squirrels around, but now they are everywhere? I bet its because they ate all those tracker bars, in the 1980s



iVom	Jan 17 2008, 11:31 PM Post #25
killing time Posts: 8,658 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	nobody in the world hates squirrels "oh but their backs are like a sine wave" shut up
	I started out in 1987 with a casio making people nutty like pistachio


Nuclear Murderer	Jan 17 2008, 11:32 PM Post #26
Space Jerk-off Posts: 12,746 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	squirrels look at me funny
	help please help


iVom	Jan 17 2008, 11:32 PM Post #27
killing time Posts: 8,658 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	I really like squirrels -8
	I started out in 1987 with a casio making people nutty like pistachio


dng	Jan 17 2008, 11:47 PM Post #28
Black President Posts: 27,995 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	Squirrels are fucking brilant



terald	Jan 17 2008, 11:59 PM Post #29
Hero Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #216 Joined: January 17, 2008	Awful



Mr Weel	Jan 18 2008, 08:05 AM Post #30
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	I like how Americans say "squirl". -2 ennui


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