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Ennui Eggle
Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM (61,801 Views)
Sheela na Gig
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Who's top and why? Tables to be updated with points and EVERYTHING.

Eg. Samuel has enjoyed his work training course. +5 Ennui Points, now in 4th position.
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Sheela na Gig
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I posted this topic 6 minutes ago and am already bored and dissatisfied with it.

+3 Ennui Points.
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I... enjoyed the work course I went on. Plus I'm copying samuel.

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I am happy, and have no ennui points at the moment.

Now let's see what the Duchess says about this. She's gonig to go spare.
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Sheela na Gig
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I'm happy for you.
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dng
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She's lying
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Sheela na Gig
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Not at all. If Murray is feeling positive I shall not rain on his parade.
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Instead of getting made redundant I might get to keep my job but have to travel further each day to get to it.

+8 ennui points
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I have to pay more rent, but my travel is cheaper.

0 ennui points

Oh no! I remembered today, some JOBSWORTH ticket inspector who couldn't speak engish (true story) fined me, because he didn't UNDERSTAND that my train was CANCELLED, so I HAD TO go via Waterloo. The IDIOT.

You'd think that if your job is 99% speaking to the english public, you'd be able to speak english. Also, he was fat - I was going to say "No wonder the train was delayed, you ATE IT, no doubt," but I just ranted at him instead.

+ 10 ennui points
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Violence Luke
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I have one job I go to which is dull, and one job I do in my spare time that I really enjoy.

A net worth of 0 ennui points.
'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'
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Violence Ben
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I think you should award yourself +4 ennui points if you don't make any money from the job you do in your spare time and enjoy. -3 if you do.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Luke
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Oh. -3 then.
'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.'
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King Science
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apparently I might be gonig to slovakia in a few months time. +1,000 ennui points.
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Violence Ben
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Why is that a Ennui Point bonanza?
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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King Science
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I'm going to the middle of nowhere in slovakia
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also i hate eastern europeans, I guess.
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Violence Ben
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Shut up stop pretending a foreign jaunt to an exotic locale isn't a good thing. You're making a mockery of everything the ennui system stands for.

Haven't you seen Hostel, that was way sexy.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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In praise of melancholy

http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=t...bv348pqg1hcxz0r
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dng
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Melancholy is like Ennui's more attractive and wistful sister
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Violence Raymond
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Fawning over a girl I will never, never have a chance of being with. +20 ennui points.
Magic everywhere in this bitch.
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You may as well have a bash at cracking on to her anyway, Raymond.
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Today I was delighted to discover that my commute is almost exactly as long as "Dark Side of the Moon"

+4.5 ennui
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regardless of when I leave to or from work at the moment, there is a traffic jam, despite there never being a traffic jam ever before, in four years

+15
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I saw a squirrel yesterday. I hate squirrels.

+23

Also, have you noticed how you never used to see squirrels around, but now they are everywhere? I bet its because they ate all those tracker bars, in the 1980s
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nobody in the world hates squirrels

"oh but their backs are like a sine wave"

shut up
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squirrels look at me funny
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iVom
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I really like squirrels

-8
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dng
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Squirrels are fucking brilant
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I like how Americans say "squirl".

-2 ennui
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