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| Topic Started: Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM (61,801 Views) | |
| Sheela na Gig | Jan 16 2008, 06:44 PM Post #1 |
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Who's top and why? Tables to be updated with points and EVERYTHING. Eg. Samuel has enjoyed his work training course. +5 Ennui Points, now in 4th position. |
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| Sheela na Gig | Jan 16 2008, 06:51 PM Post #2 |
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I posted this topic 6 minutes ago and am already bored and dissatisfied with it. +3 Ennui Points. |
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| The curse of cancer horse | Jan 16 2008, 07:13 PM Post #3 |
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I... enjoyed the work course I went on. Plus I'm copying samuel. +7 points |
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| Grampa Boylove | Jan 16 2008, 07:14 PM Post #4 |
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Completely broken
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I am happy, and have no ennui points at the moment. Now let's see what the Duchess says about this. She's gonig to go spare. |
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| Sheela na Gig | Jan 16 2008, 07:27 PM Post #5 |
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I'm happy for you. |
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| dng | Jan 16 2008, 07:35 PM Post #6 |
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Black President
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She's lying |
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| Sheela na Gig | Jan 16 2008, 07:39 PM Post #7 |
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Not at all. If Murray is feeling positive I shall not rain on his parade. |
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| iVom | Jan 16 2008, 07:43 PM Post #8 |
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Instead of getting made redundant I might get to keep my job but have to travel further each day to get to it. +8 ennui points |
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| Violence Chien | Jan 16 2008, 09:34 PM Post #9 |
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I have to pay more rent, but my travel is cheaper. 0 ennui points Oh no! I remembered today, some JOBSWORTH ticket inspector who couldn't speak engish (true story) fined me, because he didn't UNDERSTAND that my train was CANCELLED, so I HAD TO go via Waterloo. The IDIOT. You'd think that if your job is 99% speaking to the english public, you'd be able to speak english. Also, he was fat - I was going to say "No wonder the train was delayed, you ATE IT, no doubt," but I just ranted at him instead. + 10 ennui points |
| I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least. | |
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| Violence Luke | Jan 16 2008, 11:05 PM Post #10 |
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I have one job I go to which is dull, and one job I do in my spare time that I really enjoy. A net worth of 0 ennui points. |
| 'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.' | |
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| Violence Ben | Jan 17 2008, 12:29 AM Post #11 |
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Black President
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I think you should award yourself +4 ennui points if you don't make any money from the job you do in your spare time and enjoy. -3 if you do. |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| Violence Luke | Jan 17 2008, 09:59 AM Post #12 |
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Oh. -3 then. |
| 'The lyrics of "Peaches" discuss a man moving to the country to eat vast quantities of peaches.' | |
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| King Science | Jan 17 2008, 10:09 AM Post #13 |
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apparently I might be gonig to slovakia in a few months time. +1,000 ennui points. |
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| Violence Ben | Jan 17 2008, 10:27 AM Post #14 |
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Black President
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Why is that a Ennui Point bonanza? |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| King Science | Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM Post #15 |
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I'm going to the middle of nowhere in slovakia |
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| King Science | Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM Post #16 |
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also i hate eastern europeans, I guess. |
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| Violence Ben | Jan 17 2008, 10:52 AM Post #17 |
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Shut up stop pretending a foreign jaunt to an exotic locale isn't a good thing. You're making a mockery of everything the ennui system stands for. Haven't you seen Hostel, that was way sexy. |
| I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2. | |
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| dng | Jan 17 2008, 01:05 PM Post #18 |
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Black President
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In praise of melancholy http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=t...bv348pqg1hcxz0r |
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| dng | Jan 17 2008, 01:05 PM Post #19 |
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Black President
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Melancholy is like Ennui's more attractive and wistful sister |
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| Violence Raymond | Jan 17 2008, 07:14 PM Post #20 |
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Thread Killing Expert
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Fawning over a girl I will never, never have a chance of being with. +20 ennui points. |
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| Lobo | Jan 17 2008, 08:22 PM Post #21 |
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semi
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You may as well have a bash at cracking on to her anyway, Raymond. |
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| Mr Weel | Jan 17 2008, 09:51 PM Post #22 |
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Chunky Baxter
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Today I was delighted to discover that my commute is almost exactly as long as "Dark Side of the Moon" +4.5 ennui |
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| iVom | Jan 17 2008, 11:19 PM Post #23 |
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killing time
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regardless of when I leave to or from work at the moment, there is a traffic jam, despite there never being a traffic jam ever before, in four years +15 |
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| terald | Jan 17 2008, 11:22 PM Post #24 |
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I saw a squirrel yesterday. I hate squirrels. +23 Also, have you noticed how you never used to see squirrels around, but now they are everywhere? I bet its because they ate all those tracker bars, in the 1980s |
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| iVom | Jan 17 2008, 11:31 PM Post #25 |
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killing time
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nobody in the world hates squirrels "oh but their backs are like a sine wave" shut up |
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| Nuclear Murderer | Jan 17 2008, 11:32 PM Post #26 |
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squirrels look at me funny |
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| iVom | Jan 17 2008, 11:32 PM Post #27 |
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killing time
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I really like squirrels -8 |
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| dng | Jan 17 2008, 11:47 PM Post #28 |
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Black President
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Squirrels are fucking brilant |
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| terald | Jan 17 2008, 11:59 PM Post #29 |
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Hero
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Awful |
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| Mr Weel | Jan 18 2008, 08:05 AM Post #30 |
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Chunky Baxter
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I like how Americans say "squirl". -2 ennui |
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