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Viz; surprisingly good this month
Topic Started: Sep 13 2007, 10:58 PM (1,879 Views)
Wild Obesity
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his british gas 'comics' are cold and terrfiying though
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This poor lady is getting her mouth filled in piss. She really is getting sprayed in piss hot yellow piss. How nice is the geyser of piss that is being sprayed in the picture above.
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Haha, good.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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still best:

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I have a letter in letterbocks this month!
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did you sign it "Shaun Garrod, Ashby-de-la-Zouch"
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og course not, i signed it as mister biffo.
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They never retweeted my top tip, so they either thought it was shit or it got lost when their twitter account was apparently spazzing. Bah.
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Also sam's one was the only one that made me laugh this month. And I didn't know it was him! Imagine!
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firm friendships know no boundaries
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Rich de Walpurgis
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Do you still get a free pencil.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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only for profanisaurus i think
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Word.
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what was the letter

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I read Viz from cover to cover, and didn't realise your letter was in there, Sam. Are you sure it didn't fall out? Maybe you should be more careful where you put your mail next time, eh? EH? EHHHH?

Seriously...(hahaha) nice work. RESPECK!
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YOU

I thought you were dead
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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I am!
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i was so convinced you were dead i even went to your myspace page to see if you were, but it was inconclusive
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I'm all about Bebo these days.
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i think you should be cussed pretty bad for your absence
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I, CussYouBad, cuss you bad.

*Applause, cheering*

I still got it!

Panda called me Cuss yesterday and it made me think I haven't been about here for a while, so I dropped in and here I am and that is my story.
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Will you still remember us when you are going out drinking with Desperate Dan?
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I'll never forget where I came from.
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(My mum's vagina).
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Rich de Walpurgis
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People who work for the Dandy do not know words like vagina.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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Rich de Walpurgis
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'Area' is about as explicit as they get.
Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".
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Or 'cow pie'.
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As in, 'Aunt Aggie's cow pie tastes delicious'.
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I pushed my finger through the crust of aunt aggies cow pie, and felt warm sticky goo envelop it.
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it was very beefy
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