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Topic Started: Sep 12 2007, 08:28 PM (73,548 Views)
iVom	Jul 29 2010, 03:23 PM Post #6931
killing time Posts: 9,577 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	so ends my thoughts on the ideal zoo.
	can I play with magnets?


Violence Ben	Jul 29 2010, 03:24 PM Post #6932
Black President Posts: 9,170 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Excellent.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


King Science	Jul 29 2010, 03:24 PM Post #6933
Mooncup Posts: 18,430 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	vom would there be somewhere to buy 99 flakes from and absolutely no wasps at all
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Violence Ben	Jul 29 2010, 03:29 PM Post #6934
Black President Posts: 9,170 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Can I add a huge colony of naked mole rats in tanks and tubes and you can see into it and see them scuttling around like the horrors they are. I saw that once and it was brilant. They would worship freyja as their one true queen.
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


iVom	Jul 29 2010, 03:31 PM Post #6935
killing time Posts: 9,577 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	I don't think it's really fair to ban wasps from a zoo
	can I play with magnets?


iVom	Jul 29 2010, 03:31 PM Post #6936
killing time Posts: 9,577 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: September 5, 2006	I quite like wasps
	can I play with magnets?


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 04:25 PM Post #6937
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	You should ban wasps but not bees, but it would be hard to sort them, so you would have to force them each to go through a piece of cardboard with different sized holes in them, one bee-sized and one wasp-sized, and all the wasps that fly into the wasp-sized hole get funnelled into a cannon and get shot into space. The drawback is that the wasps could simply fly into the bee hole and their nefarious plans could continue. I haven't quite thought this through but bear with me.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 04:26 PM Post #6938
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Okay, the bee hole would have "NO WASPS" printed over it in enormous glowing letters, that should do it.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 04:28 PM Post #6939
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Or there would only be one hole, but inside the hole would be a weight-sensitive plate. If a bee lands on it, the weight would force some kind of cantilever and cog mechanism to open a portal to the zoo, but if the weight is not sufficient (due to wasp's lighter bodyweight) then some kind of killer gas would flood the chamber.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Foxy Bingo	Jul 29 2010, 04:29 PM Post #6940
I have a rash around my anus。 Posts: 1,621 Group: Members Member #274 Joined: January 6, 2009	iVom Jul 29 2010, 03:23 PM so ends my thoughts on the ideal zoo. What about Freyjas?
	----- It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 04:29 PM Post #6941
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	The only problem is if the wasps team up and enter the chamber in pairs, thus offering enough weight to pass through unharmed. Perhaps some kind of guardian witch would improve matters.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Violence Spencer	Jul 29 2010, 04:53 PM Post #6942
He's not even French! Posts: 2,029 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: October 20, 2006	The zoo's first breeding programme would be to selectively breed anteaters in order to create a new species, the waspeater.



Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 08:44 PM Post #6943
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Oh god. I've recently been forced at work to sit opposite my boss's boss, and today he sent out a complaint to all the bosses about how all members of staff MENTIONING NO NAMES should be at their desks by 9.30am every day. Due to rubbish timetabled trains I always get in a minute or two after 9.30, and I think this could all be an elaborate, passive aggressive way of telling me I should instead get a train that gets me into work about 20 minutes early rather than steal 60 SECONDS from my employer. I'm probably going to cave in, despite this is all probably in my head.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


dng	Jul 29 2010, 08:45 PM Post #6944
Black President Posts: 32,769 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	why don't you work a bit later



dng	Jul 29 2010, 08:46 PM Post #6945
Black President Posts: 32,769 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	until say maybe 8PM



Violence Chien	Jul 29 2010, 08:46 PM Post #6946
Saginaw Man Posts: 10,088 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Hahaha It begins
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 08:51 PM Post #6947
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I may go in early for a week or so then revert to my thieving ways. Hopefully it's just temporary management madness, caused by somebody else being late, but I really can't think who. This...isn't going to get any better, is it.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Violence Chien	Jul 29 2010, 08:54 PM Post #6948
Saginaw Man Posts: 10,088 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	If you're not posting on Twitter EXACTLY AT 9:30 on the DOT then you've missed your chance.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 29 2010, 08:55 PM Post #6949
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Soon I will be allowed to work from home once a week. I intend to pointedly come online on messanger at precisely 9.32am.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


King Science	Jul 29 2010, 10:43 PM Post #6950
Mooncup Posts: 18,430 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	passive agressive office managers with a madly slavish adherance to the 9-5 paradigm are absolutely the best men.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Rich de Walpurgis	Jul 30 2010, 10:16 AM Post #6951
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I came in on an earlier train. Manager was in meeting. Once again I lose.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


cloudfilter	Jul 30 2010, 10:41 AM Post #6952
Posts: -8,388,243 Group: Members Member #290 Joined: October 14, 2009	I went to Whipsnade zoo on tuesday and they had wabalies just walking around ON THE PATHS which makes it Best Zoo. They also had a Red Panda but he was sleepy. The keeper brought him some food but it was some rubbish looking leafy stuff and not strawberries so no doubt soon he will revert to a normal panda stupid keeper.
	"When a dead man weeps," the Crow Doctor said solemnly, "it is a sure sign that he is on the mend."


cloudfilter	Jul 30 2010, 10:42 AM Post #6953
Posts: -8,388,243 Group: Members Member #290 Joined: October 14, 2009	Wallabies.
	"When a dead man weeps," the Crow Doctor said solemnly, "it is a sure sign that he is on the mend."


Rich de Walpurgis	Aug 6 2010, 10:18 AM Post #6954
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I have a day off today, thank fuck. I intend to spend the day a) eating hugely expensive �2.60 'artisan' loaf, b) beer festival at earls court.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Sheela na Gig	Aug 6 2010, 10:25 AM Post #6955
Stalker Posts: 16,434 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	iVom Jul 29 2010, 03:21 PM the ideal zoo would just be a nice park load of otters playing madly in a man-made river all around an island full of meerkats. in the middle of the island is a cage containing Freyja, who shrieks interminably about how parks are mankind's worst invention and "a pathetic kind of fake countryside". occasionally she would hurl the contents of her mooncup at passers by. I haven't decided where zoos fall in my hatred of fake countryside. Theyre probably ok, due to animals.
	Le sigh


Rich de Walpurgis	Aug 12 2010, 03:07 PM Post #6956
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	Today at work I am smuggling in references to the Large Hadron Collider in a mass-market newsletter I'm writing about cars. Fun!
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Violence Ben	Aug 12 2010, 03:40 PM Post #6957
Black President Posts: 9,170 Group: Members Member #85 Joined: October 24, 2006	Is your article called 'The Ford Boson'
	I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.


dng	Aug 12 2010, 03:42 PM Post #6958
Black President Posts: 32,769 Group: Morans Member #19 Joined: December 12, 2005	make a joke about jeremy clarkson's large hardon



Rich de Walpurgis	Aug 12 2010, 03:48 PM Post #6959
Tom Stewart killed me Posts: 6,406 Group: Members Member #73 Joined: October 21, 2006	I tried to add some hilarious quark jokes but even I didn't understand them.
	Perhaps I am just too young and inexperienced, but I have certainly never heard "clattering breasts".


Violence Chien	Aug 12 2010, 05:11 PM Post #6960
Saginaw Man Posts: 10,088 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	GOD I wait all week for a phone call about this job, then I get in after running because I was caught in the rain and I've two missed calls, no number. SHITTTT No emails from them either. Fucking RAIN FUCK OFF
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.

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