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Wii Sacrilege; The thread that dare not speak its name
Topic Started: Aug 24 2007, 09:13 AM (26,073 Views)
King Science
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it added to the general sense of bewilderment.

i played 3 and it was largely a woeful attempt to recapture the feeling of 2, only with monsters that were so absurd as to be ludicrous. there were some good scary jump bits so that was ok.
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Violence Danzig
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XBox Silent Hill is fucking pump.
NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:
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Peter Gibdo
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SPEEEEEAAAK!
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That My Free Farm advert bar with the pig pursued by bees is the most terrifying thing yet.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Pazzo Dodomingo
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Too old for this shit
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In the original advert the pig was a virgin.
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Raz
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could you post a picture of it please I don't see it

is it as terror as molehill empire
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Raz
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ahaha is it by the same germans

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the eyes would suggest so

look at that pig's firm ubbs
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Peter Gibdo
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No bees there, though.
Release the bats! Release the bats!
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Violence Ben
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That pig is pretty hot.
I played Bubsy for many hours myself, and there is actually a higher place you can get to in level 2.
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Violence Danzig
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Look at the bollocks on that chickens neck.
NOOOO! FATHER! STOP TRYING TO DRIVE OVER JEWS! D:
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Grampa Boylove
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that's brilant. do you think the little men inside those shops can comprehend it
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Pazzo Dodomingo
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Too old for this shit
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is Lead the Meerkats out on Wii yet? That might finally convince me to get one.
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King Science
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luigi is even slightly taller than mario.

It is perfect.
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Hooray I just purchased Anal Male Crossing. Now I can shirk my real-life mundane duties to perform digital simulacra thereof.
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It is hard to feel for the little whale baby, because he is clearly a zombie.
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Violence Chien
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That mental muscled men game is out on WiiWare today, it's 500 points, someone buy it. I might buy it.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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How much is 500 points?
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3.5 pouns
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YES!
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King Science
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what is the minimum number of points you can buy
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Violence Danzig
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I had points anyway so I bought it and it made me do laugs.
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Raz
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have you seen this amazing game that all the fat messes on world of spack-hand aspies are sneering about



i really want to play it
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Wow. Is that made with Goldeneye's skellington with different digital flesh draped over it?
Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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You have no power over me.


Jareth: Shut up
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Mar 19 2010, 04:42 PM
That mental muscled men game is out on WiiWare today, it's 500 points, someone buy it. I might buy it.
I did buy it. I was a bit disappointed that there isn't a proper 2-player mode, what they call two player is seeing how long you can last on a boring circular track and then asking you to hand the controller to the other guy for their go. :-/
Single player was kind of amusing, quite a Katamariish aesthetic to it. The squirming buttocks of the cyborg protein thief as he skateboards away from you are two of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

It's only £3.50 anyway.
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dng
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that skyscraper game looks amazing. i might buy that and then also buy an xbox and buy rainy woods and then only ever play those two games ever again

and also occasionally opoona, as it is the best game i have ever played
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dng
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also i might buy this

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dng
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only 6.51 pouns
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Grampa Boylove
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I still want Job Island.

but not a job
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i also want an island
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dng
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Gimpson's Island: Filing Challenge
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Waggle your arms to keep your crazy trousers from falling down
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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