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Star Trek: The Next Generation; You're loved throughout the nation
Topic Started: May 29 2007, 09:15 AM (19,849 Views)
Violence Freyja	May 29 2007, 09:15 AM Post #1
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	You're my favourite show. Except not. But I do love it, whereas I generally can't abide any other Star Treks, and I'm not sure why that is. I watched Star Trek: Nemesis last night, and it made me amazingly sad
	Le sigh


Timmo	May 29 2007, 09:19 AM Post #2
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Violence Freyja	May 29 2007, 09:21 AM Post #3
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	No - best.
	Le sigh


Peter Gibdo	May 29 2007, 09:23 AM Post #4
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	It was a bit boring, though.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Peter Gibdo	May 29 2007, 09:24 AM Post #5
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I like how every film ends with Picard entering in a Kirk style arena battle with the main villain. He never strips down to his naked chest.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Freyja	May 29 2007, 09:26 AM Post #6
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	I liked the episode where Murdock turned into a spider.
	Le sigh


Peter Gibdo	May 29 2007, 09:26 AM Post #7
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	IMDB Plot Outline: After the Enterprise is diverted to the Romulan planet of Romulus, supposedly because they want to negotiate a truce, the Federation soon find out the Romulans are planning an attack on Earth. Surely they meant to say the Earthman planet of Earth?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Peter Gibdo	May 29 2007, 09:27 AM Post #8
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Best bit was when Picard asks for a cup of Earl Grey tea, and then later on his evil clone asks for a cup of normal tea to show how different they are.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:28 AM Post #9
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	TNG is best. Sadly, the films are not



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:30 AM Post #10
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	The films assume you already know the characters, so there is no further character development, which kind of removed all the trek style atmosphere and makes the films all about the plot rather than the characters. The only exception is Data's emotion chip in Generations



Violence Freyja	May 29 2007, 09:30 AM Post #11
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Agreed. The worst one is where they just spend all the time on a planet, and nothing even happens, and Picard has a crap love interest, and they've basically just made a film from a filler episode.
	Le sigh


Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:31 AM Post #12
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Also, I want a Q film



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:33 AM Post #13
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Also, worst bit is in Insurrection when Riker manly proclaims, "We're through running from these bastards" Then a sidewinder joystick pops up and Riker pilots the Enterprise in 3-dimensional space using one joystick and it was the funniest and most stupid thing I have ever seen



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:34 AM Post #14
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Also, Riker became fat and rubbish from season 3 onwards. In season 1 he was a slim clean shaven action man In season 2 he was a slim bearded action man who stood up to the Klingons on their own ship and took part in Worf's training programs In season 3 he suddenly became fat and rubbish



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:34 AM Post #15
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	I could go on



Explanation Mark	May 29 2007, 09:43 AM Post #16
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	I've seen TNG. It was good. Not brilant, but good. The girlfriend is making me watch DS9 at the moment.



hoofs	May 29 2007, 09:43 AM Post #17
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	Rumble Bacon May 29 2007, 09:34 AM Also, Riker became fat and rubbish from season 3 onwards. In season 1 he was a slim clean shaven action man In season 2 he was a slim bearded action man who stood up to the Klingons on their own ship and took part in Worf's training programs In season 3 he suddenly became fat and rubbish cuddlebuttocks has infiltrated another mind



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:45 AM Post #18
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Are you talking about me, or Riker?



hoofs	May 29 2007, 09:47 AM Post #19
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	Rumble Bacon May 29 2007, 09:45 AM Are you talking about me, or Riker? I just noticed the sexy series-by-series beardwatch commentary... (pedant)



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:50 AM Post #20
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Well that's how much i have watched it. It is by far my favourite thing that has ever been on the television If you like I could also do a year by year analysis of Troi's hair and uniforms



hoofs	May 29 2007, 09:52 AM Post #21
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	Yoss! (it sounded a bit like a 'dig', my initial post. It wasn't!)



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:53 AM Post #22
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	I deserve it



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:55 AM Post #23
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	When i first started watching it when I was 14, i actually empathised with Wesley, as we were about the same age. I even thought it wasn't fair when they kept telling him to shut up. I really felt sorry for him. He was only trying to tell them that it's not really Data, but Lore in disguise. But as I got older i understood, and joined the chorus telling him to shut up



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:57 AM Post #24
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Oh yeah, some other things that bother me. In Nemesis Picard had photos of his younger self, being completely bald. But in the series he had flashbacks where he had a full head of hair when he first graduated from the academy, and it started receding. I mean for fucks sake you can still see that he has hair now at the back and sides



Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:58 AM Post #25
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	And also FUCKING B4 what a load of shit. If Forrest Gump had a positronic neural net



hoofs	May 29 2007, 09:58 AM Post #26
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	I will have to perform a Necip-Exorcism if this continues!



Violence Freyja	May 29 2007, 09:59 AM Post #27
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	He shaved it to look cool. Picardclone had massively fucked-up teeth. And you've got it all wrong - Riker clearly gains strength and power and sexiness the more massive and beardy he gets.
	Le sigh


Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 09:59 AM Post #28
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane!



Peter Gibdo	May 29 2007, 10:00 AM Post #29
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I also liked how they decided to travel through that big nebula so they could be ambushed and it would be a bit like Wrath of Khan. Also, I liked how it made no sense at all that Shinzon wants to kill Earth with a stupid deathray that previously did not exist at all in Star Trek.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Nuclear Murderer	May 29 2007, 10:00 AM Post #30
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	rosewest May 29 2007, 10:58 AM I will have to perform a Necip-Exorcism if this continues! I cannot be stopped


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