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Topic Started: Jan 11 2007, 10:41 AM (529 Views)
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Has anyone else else read anything by Michael Crichton? You see, I have read Jurassic Park 1 and 2, State of fear and just finished Prey. I liked all of them and want to read some more, but I don't know what to read next.

I like his blend of heavy science and thriller action but don't want to pick up something duff.

Anyone read anything else?
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My Dad gave me State of fear for christmas, along with a load of scientific information about global warming that he had printed out so that I could compare it with the book. Hooray! Is it actually good, then? I placed it at the bottom of my "to read" pile.

I read Sphere ages and ages ago, and really liked it, but now I doubt myself as I saw the film and it has the worst ending of all films. I assume the book ends better, though, and they just monged it up for cinema.
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State of fear is good. It'll definity challenge what you think about climate change and all that.

He certainly does good research on all his books and he has a thing for showing the potential dangers of new technologies - cloning, nano technology, emergent behaviour.

I saw Sphere at the cinema but can't remember a thing about, except it made very little sense. Maybe I'll read that next.
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I think I may have read one of his. I went through a phase of buying popular books from Tesco for £3.73 or something. It was boring as hell, anyway. Plus the whole of the story save from the last three pages was on the blurb in the back. Awful.

How do authors look to you, if you don't know what they look like? For me, all thriller/crime writers have brown hair, slightly greying but covered with Just for Men or similar. Generic face. They insist on using a typewriter and live at home with their wives, who bring them tea (2 sugars) once an hour. Their wife is cheating on them. Science Fiction writers have grey/white hair and a joined-up beard/moustache combo. they all have a disgusting hidden fetish, often scat-based.

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Apparently Michael Crichton likes it up both pipes.
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Which two?

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I just made that up, but: bum and 'overflow'.
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I'm reading War Of The Worlds right now and it's great because not only does he destroy Woking (where I live), he also destroys every town on the route I commute, finally ending with the place I work.
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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If you ever see any dreadful 'family sagas' by Harry Bowling, be sure to look at his picture in the back. He looks like the most desperate cockney alcoholic that you would expect to live his life wandering from the pub to the bookies and back again and his leather jacket stinks of smoke.
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I don't know, I've never Harry Bowled.
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I used to work in a library and spend a lot of time laughing at author's pictures.
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Horror writers are usually crap 80s goths with massive balck hair and aviatars.
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It's also hilarious to look in the sport pages of the Metro etc and look at the quite fucking excellent faces most of the footballers are pulling in the pictures. Practically every one is comedy gold. One the other day was a big bald rugby playing bugger who looked like he was trying to blow up an invisible balloon.

Funnnnnny. Ish.
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Pictures of Victor Lewis Smith in the Evening Standard used ot make me laugh as he tried to look rock hard and edgey, but he is a fat white man with dreadlocks.
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faces are excellent.

Apart from cuddlebuttocks, who on WoC has the funniest face?
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Clemence 'Trig' Greensta
Jan 11 2007, 11:24 AM
I'm reading War Of The Worlds right now and it's great because not only does he destroy Woking (where I live), he also destroys every town on the route I commute, finally ending with the place I work.

The Martians are allies of Jack Thompson, evidently.
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Jan 11 2007, 11:38 AM
faces are excellent.

Apart from cuddlebuttocks, who on WoC has the funniest face?

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what makes you think your face is so funny?

Mine is shaped like a cooked butterbean - that's pretty funny.
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I've got a really big mouth and wonky teeth.

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Dom is friends with a thug. Also post a picture of your hilarious cock now Daz.
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That's pretty funny

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My hilarious cock is shy and is currently hiding.
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Tears of a clown, eh? Tears of a clown...
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Jan 11 2007, 11:54 AM
Dom is friends with a thug. Also post a picture of your hilarious cock now Daz.

I haven't seen that guy for about four years now. His name is Dick.
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Who's got the scariest face? I think Trench wins that one.

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I would say Trench's is the most generic.

Standard. Average. Middling.
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That stern picture of dng with beard was pretty scary.
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He's got the exact face you don't want to see when your friends have gone and you're walking to the bus stop and you're down an alleyway. No offense, Gimpson, but you look like you'd mug someone in a second. No offence, right?

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