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#21: Casino Royale (The Remake)
Topic Started: Nov 13 2006, 04:44 PM (2,012 Views)
Commander Harris
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Hey guys this thread is for discussing the TWENTY FIRST James Bond 007 film, #21 Casino Royale (the remake not the original)!

I haven't seen this film.
Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.
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This never happened to the other fella!
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Here is my picture of what I have been told the ending of Casino Royale (the remake) will be like - I've got friends in the industry! Jonathan Ross's brother Paul told me it's going to be a no-holds barred action spectacular not to be missed and that I would be on the edge of my seat - not my words guys, the words of television's Paul Ross off of 'No Win No Fee'!

Anyway this is exactly what it will look like. SPOILER WARNING!

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I hope it's not ruining the film too much if I tell you he wins in the end!
Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.
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I like the way ITV has clearly been given a fist full of five poun notes to say that Casino Royale is excellent at every opportunity.
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Mr Couscous
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J. Ross interviewed Daniel Craig on Film 2006 (or should that be Film 2-007? - Unfunny comments Ed.) and D. Craig came across as a really nice fellow.

Therefore, I am hopeful that the movie will be nice too.
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He's got a strange nose.
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I like the way they decided to do Casino Royale now to cash in on the lad's poker fad.
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I hope when Bond James Bond sees a lady in the casino (Casino Royale) he says, "Mmm. I'd like to poke her (poker) face! With my penis!"

And then M says, "Really, double-oh seven!"

Then something explodes.
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Serious point: This new James Bond film is supposed to be all gritty and "real" and stuff. But I thought fans of the series liked the campy nonsense edge to Bond. In fact, I thought that was the reason it has been an enduring success.

Yes/No?
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Don't mention XXX.
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there's still more than enough campy balls from the clips I've seen.
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Is there? That's a relief.
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I watched the news last night. A woman was talking about Bond.

What the hell do women know about Bond?

The fucking SLAG!
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Women want to be him. Men want to be with him.
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I'm just glad he's on our side.
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Bees want to sting him. Sting wants to have a cameo role in his next film.
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I'm going to watch Agent James Bond 007 in Casino Royale this very night, after work.

It'd better be as good as the Peter Sellers/David Niven/Orson Welles/Woody Allen version.

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Do you get to bring a date? If so, can you take me?

Pick me up at 8.
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I'm going to use my Bond-like skills to seduce a girl mere minutes after meeting here.

(I'm going to drug her).
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Hey, chums!

I just watched this movie (Casino Royale 2: Electric Boogaloo) and it was very good indeed.

If I had to rate it, I would give it a good rating.
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I keep hearing that it is good.

I fear I will be disappointed.
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I thought it was fab.

Best line: "The world will know you died scratching my balls."
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Bets line: "This never happened to the other fella!"
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I liked the man in the clothes who did the things.
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I liked the bit where the villan says "I think you'll find that's blackjack, Bond," and Bond leaps up and punches him in the jaw.

(I haven't seen it)
I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.
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Poker looks really easy. All you have to do is have better cards than your opponents.
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Poker looks really easy. All you have to do is have better cards than your opponents.

I think you'll find that's top trumps
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