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King Science Mar 9 2010, 10:30 PM Post #5341
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 where's raz with all his gun wikipedia knowledge, anyhow.
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Grampa Boylove Mar 9 2010, 11:01 PM Post #5342
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 fucking guns. i dunno, a calashnikov then. That and the SA-80 are the only guns I know.

oh and a good stern IRA armalite as well.
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Foxy Bingo Mar 9 2010, 11:53 PM Post #5343
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 But AK stands for "Avtomat Kalashnikov"--i.e., a Kalashnikov-made automatic rifle.
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Grampa Boylove Mar 9 2010, 11:56 PM Post #5344
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Chortle Hound Mar 10 2010, 12:04 AM Post #5345
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 The SA80 no longer jams in mist.

So it says on the brochure.

I'll take 400.
Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...

For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.

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Raz Mar 10 2010, 06:13 AM Post #5346
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 westerners should be armed with M4A1 carbines with beavertail grip safeties, ambidextrous slide stop safeties, bird-cage flash suppressors, moderately bevelled magazine wells, M68 CCO reflex sights, and custom magna-porting
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Raz Mar 10 2010, 06:13 AM Post #5347
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 no wait duckbill flash suppressors
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Raz Mar 10 2010, 06:14 AM Post #5348
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 arabs should only be allowed to use the golden gun, which is well easy to dodge, even though it has the unique ability among firearms to kill with one shot
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Raz Mar 10 2010, 06:15 AM Post #5349
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 also the only true way to survive an American gun massacre is to play dead, so it may be useful to do this anyway for a few hours each day
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cloudfilter Mar 10 2010, 12:17 PM Post #5350
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Mar 9 2010, 08:28 PM
Why is America the only nation in the world that is so stupendously obsessed with guns, anyway. Nowhere else really seems that bothered by them one way or the other whether they are legal or not.

apart from maybe those little tinpot african countries where 14 year olds ride round in the back of jeeps shooting absolutely everyone, but that is different.
Everyone in Switzerland owns an assault rifle, but it's not a problem as they never fire them because of their strict noise regulations.


Everyone should be issued with Hello Kitty hk416s so they are too embarrassed to use them unless as a very last resort.
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King Science Mar 10 2010, 12:29 PM Post #5351
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 exactly, but the swiss don't cosntantly go mad about how guns are an absolute necessity because the government might invade at any moment.
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Raz Mar 10 2010, 12:30 PM Post #5352
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 aren't the Finns as gun mad as the Yanks

still afraid that the Soviets might invade at any minute, and they will need to help the Nazis repel them
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Peter Gibdo Mar 10 2010, 12:33 PM Post #5353
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 The AK47 is designed to favour reliability over accuracy. The idea is that you'd always have massed ranks of infantry with AKs produced from your Soviet Cloning Facility (2,000 ore) and between them they might be able to hit one allied trooper.
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Purple SpaceAnus Mar 10 2010, 09:54 PM Post #5354
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 I believe the Finns are supposed to all have guns because the army can't be bothered to protect anyone outside of Helsinki. Fair do's really.
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Foxy Bingo Mar 10 2010, 11:38 PM Post #5355
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 My wife-to-be just covered this in her incredibly depressing class:

Originally, there was an association that encouraged marksmanship and helped train marksmen, sponsor competitions, etc. This was the National Rifle Association (NRA). After World War II, they realised there was big money to be made in becoming a political force, especially after shooting deaths (cf. Brenda "I Don't Like Mondays" Spencer) started causing demands for gun laws to be put in place. Now they're probably the single largest lobbying force in national politics.

And, of course, the more they encourage fears of government oppression and paint laws like "let's not let civilians have military-grade weaponry" as "we're going to stalk kill all gun owners" and the more they encourage people to buy guns, the more money they make in dues and donations and the more weight they have to throw around.
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dng Mar 10 2010, 11:47 PM Post #5356
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 If our government hadn't slowly disarmed us all maybe poor Jamie Bulger would still be alive today
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dng Mar 10 2010, 11:48 PM Post #5357
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 Also how much do bullets cost. Can you buy a big box of 160 of them for two pounds, like teabags?
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Raz Mar 11 2010, 12:27 AM Post #5358
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 I like the way in Amelcia you can get cute civilian versions of military weapons that only fire one bullet at a time
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Raz Mar 11 2010, 12:28 AM Post #5359
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 also I like how each time there was a massacre in Britain they banned the weapon involved
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Raz Mar 11 2010, 12:28 AM Post #5360
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 except now there aren't any massacres left to be had, apart from rocket launcher massacre maybe
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dng Mar 11 2010, 12:44 AM Post #5361
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 The Wooden Pole Massacre
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King Science Mar 11 2010, 01:08 AM Post #5362
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 It saddens me that, due to pre-emptive banning, we never got to see a nunchuck massacre.
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Nuclear Murderer Mar 11 2010, 08:31 AM Post #5363
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 Michaelangelo has a lot to answer for
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Peter Gibdo Mar 11 2010, 10:27 AM Post #5364
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 They should just ban massacres and let us keep our weapons
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Raz Mar 12 2010, 04:58 PM Post #5365
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 is the picture at the bottom of this page supposed to be a video http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/8563214.stm

or is that literally the reaction
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Raz Mar 12 2010, 04:58 PM Post #5366
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 or is it a video for everyone else and I am broken
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cancer horse Mar 12 2010, 05:02 PM Post #5367
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 it's a video for me
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cancer horse Mar 12 2010, 05:02 PM Post #5368
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 a porn video
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cancer horse Mar 12 2010, 05:02 PM Post #5369
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 (not a porn video)
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dng Mar 12 2010, 05:03 PM Post #5370
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 and me
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