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tortured bumholes; NOW: Shit links to BBC News!
Topic Started: Oct 27 2006, 02:11 PM (60,016 Views)
Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2006, 02:11 PM Post #1
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/27/four_legged_chicken/ I can't wait till they bring out a beefy man with two anuses!!! Trig can't wait till they bring out a spaniel with clitorises for eyes.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Violence Chien	Oct 27 2006, 02:20 PM Post #2
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Having two anuses would be a nightmare. You wouldn' t know which way to orient your bottom on the toilet, 'cause the poo might erupt from either.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Mr Weel	Oct 27 2006, 02:25 PM Post #3
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	I'd use both at the same time and try to get the poos to join together end-to-end like wotsits.



Violence Chien	Oct 27 2006, 02:36 PM Post #4
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	I'd label one "OUT" and one "IN".
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 02:37 PM Post #5
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	I don't think chickens have to worry about keeping the toilet seat clean though... or do they?
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 02:38 PM Post #6
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	Of course, that poor chicken's life could have been saved by bunging up one of its anii, saving any excess goo seepage. They could even have used genetically similar material by supergluing a chicken nugget up there.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 02:45 PM Post #7
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	Or maybe a fish finger. This would make the chicken look generously endowed (creating a 'fifth leg', if you will), and impress lady chickens - making them more likely to be up for delightful sex with the freakish bastard.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Pazzo Dodomingo	Oct 27 2006, 02:47 PM Post #8
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	Imagine the implications of this for the pornography industry



Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2006, 02:50 PM Post #9
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	The double anused chicken porn industry is now in it's rudest of health for years - one can only imagine what this technology could do for humanoid porn.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Pazzo Dodomingo	Oct 27 2006, 02:54 PM Post #10
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	You could say this story is finger licking good!



Pazzo Dodomingo	Oct 27 2006, 02:54 PM Post #11
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	But it wouldn't make sense



Pazzo Dodomingo	Oct 27 2006, 02:55 PM Post #12
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	Fingered Chicken, Good!



Mr Weel	Oct 27 2006, 03:03 PM Post #13
Chunky Baxter Posts: 1,060 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: September 17, 2006	Apparently, kangaroos have two penises. I can't help thinking there's a been a missed opportunity here somewhere.



Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 03:09 PM Post #14
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	You want to fuck a kangaroo?
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 03:10 PM Post #15
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	There's still time, my eager young friend! Just watch out for its powerful kick upon reaching orgasm.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2006, 03:10 PM Post #16
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	I don't know what all the fuss is about, anyway. Everybody has two anuses. (I count the urethra as an anus)
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Violence Chien	Oct 27 2006, 03:10 PM Post #17
Saginaw Man Posts: 9,562 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: October 20, 2006	Somewhere, a mad scientist is waking up to discover that his precious two-anused chicken has escaped.
	I just bought a bag of the new Starburst, and I definity have mixed impressions - the blackcurrant are far nicer now (not difficult) and the orange taste more like oranges. The lemon-lime have gone downhill, completing Masterfoods' hatchet job on them, and the strawberry are about the same. Not the total disaster suggested, at least.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 03:11 PM Post #18
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	(the above advice was meant for the poor kangaroo)
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 03:11 PM Post #19
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	(but I was a bit slow so it's not directly above)
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Grampa Boylove	Oct 27 2006, 03:35 PM Post #20
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	Actually, it pisses me off that you can't see the anuses in the picture they have provided. I mean, if you're going to post a picture of a duck with two anuses (and four legs) then you'd think they'd at least spread those feathers and let us get a bloody good look at the bad boys
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Commander Harris	Oct 27 2006, 03:41 PM Post #21
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	Forzie the two-anussed chicken used to lie awake at night, wishing for a pair of scissors so he could snip the skin holding his anii together and create the biggest, baddest chicken anus ever seen.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Lobo	Oct 28 2006, 06:27 AM Post #22
semi Posts: 2,872 Group: Lobo Member #17 Joined: November 11, 2005	Poor Forzie.
	True Heroes


Violence Raymond	Oct 28 2006, 01:32 PM Post #23
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,315 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	wouldnt it be fingered licking good?
	Magic everywhere in this bitch.


King Science	Nov 4 2006, 11:09 AM Post #24
Mooncup Posts: 17,866 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: June 23, 2006	Camp Trevor Oct 27 2006, 03:09 PM You want to fuck a kangaroo? I will report back on this sooooon.
	an incredibly lurid close-up of an anus.


Grampa Boylove	Dec 14 2006, 01:05 PM Post #25
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6178659.stm Hurrah! This must now be the WoC mildly amusing news thread.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Timmo	Dec 14 2006, 01:18 PM Post #26
Word. Posts: 9,283 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: June 20, 2006	Did you hear about those murdered prostitutes? Hahaha!



Peter Gibdo	Dec 14 2006, 01:39 PM Post #27
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Dirty Pierre Nov 4 2006, 12:09 PM Camp Trevor Oct 27 2006, 03:09 PM You want to fuck a kangaroo? I will report back on this sooooon. Well? How was it?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Grampa Boylove	Dec 14 2006, 02:04 PM Post #28
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	But look at the long armed mannie in this picture! It's so excellent! Also you should imagine him reaching in there, and also the decision process that led to them getting the longest armed man in the world to help as only he could. By using his extremely long arms to reach in good.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Peter Gibdo	Dec 14 2006, 02:06 PM Post #29
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I've already commented on this news item in a wry and light hearted manner on n3ta.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Pazzo Dodomingo	Dec 14 2006, 02:18 PM Post #30
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	All world record holders should be made to use their unique powers for the good of the planet.


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