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Is politics a good thing or a bad thing
Good	6 (18.2%)
Bad	14 (42.4%)
What is "politics"?	13 (39.4%)
Total Votes: 33

Politics; The great debate
Topic Started: Aug 8 2005, 11:59 AM (1,550 Views)
Peter Gibdo	Aug 8 2005, 11:59 AM Post #1
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	It has come to my attention that this forum is distinctly lacking in the area of riveting intellectual debate. Other forums have numerous examples of this noblest realm of human endeavour, such as Rev_Stu's recent argument that all poor people should be sterilised and/or sent to the salt mines. I heartily approve, and expect that our forum member's totally ripped brains will be able to perform at an even higher level. To help out, I have created a thought provoking poll question. Please feel free to vote for the answer that most closely represents your opinion, before replying and telling us exactly why you are right and why everyone who disagrees is a fucking retard lol.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:09 PM Post #2
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	I think everywhere should be a dictatorship. I think that's the best system. If anyone disagreed with Hitler, they were shot. And Germany went from being a ruin of country pre-nazi, to one of the most powerful countries in the world, before they got slaughtered by Tom Hanks and Matt Damon in saving private ryan.



Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:10 PM Post #3
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	I forgot to vott. Does this make me bad?



Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:11 PM Post #4
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	I double posted. I'd get banned in other forums for that: Dictatorships that work!



Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:13 PM Post #5
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	I think I should be made admin. Then I can dictate everyone on here. Wouldn't that be good?



Violence Freyja	Aug 8 2005, 12:13 PM Post #6
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	I vote yilez to be new Robin Cook.
	Le sigh


Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:14 PM Post #7
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	Pete Doherty vote counts as 9 votts.



Violence Freyja	Aug 8 2005, 12:45 PM Post #8
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	Obey my mole!
	Le sigh


Peter Gibdo	Aug 8 2005, 12:50 PM Post #9
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Yilez has dragged the level of debate to an all time low. What would GamesAnimal have to say about this disgrace to Britishness and fair play?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Explanation Mark	Aug 8 2005, 12:53 PM Post #10
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	If I was admin, I'd ban GamesAnimal for disagreeing with me.



Peter Gibdo	Aug 8 2005, 01:49 PM Post #11
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	I voted for bad. Though countries that do not have politics (such as Barbaristan, New Zealand and Chessington World Of Adventure) often lack an effective decision making process, countries with politics tend to suffer from a higher recorded death rate and corruption.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Violence Freyja	Aug 8 2005, 02:02 PM Post #12
Stalker Posts: 16,061 Group: Morans Member #2 Joined: February 24, 2005	I voted yes, because I think we need a strong leader - like Boris Vallejo's Jesus.
	Le sigh


Commander Harris	Aug 9 2005, 11:41 AM Post #13
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	I voted against politics. This presents an interesting paradox. Or does it? I can't be bothered to work that one out. What would GamesAnimal say about this?
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Explanation Mark	Aug 9 2005, 11:43 AM Post #14
Dungeon Rapist Father Posts: 5,354 Group: Geighs Member #6 Joined: July 22, 2005	Carl Barat Aug 9 2005, 11:41 AM I voted against politics. This presents an interesting paradox. Or does it? I can't be bothered to work that one out. What would GamesAnimal say about this? "I don't know what politics is, but if I did, I'd be the best at it." /



rednowt	Aug 9 2005, 12:37 PM Post #15
Hero Posts: 11 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: August 9, 2005	I've just noticed the irony of this thread. The fact that it's enquiring, via a democratical method, whether politics is a good thing or not. Anyway, I'm a die hard leftie communist!
	I LIVE IN A FUCKING WORLD!


Purple SpaceAnus	Aug 9 2005, 01:15 PM Post #16
Pictures and/or Voice Posts: 8,664 Group: Geighs Member #12 Joined: August 8, 2005	I voted "anus".



Nuclear Murderer	Aug 24 2005, 11:12 AM Post #17
Space Jerk-off Posts: 13,729 Group: Geighs Member #14 Joined: August 19, 2005	Politics is like egg. When egg is fresh, all is gold, happy and harmonious. When egg gets old, it becomes smelly and fo(w)ul and nasty, and must be replaced with fresh egg. Those are my thoughts.



Peter Gibdo	Aug 31 2005, 03:05 PM Post #18
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Politics is only good when it results in war. War is great. As conflict is the failure of politics, does that make politics a necessary evil or an evil necessity?
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


Commander Harris	Aug 31 2005, 03:09 PM Post #19
shut up Posts: 3,978 Group: Morans Member #7 Joined: July 22, 2005	The best politician is the politician with the greatest agility and stamina, so he can vault and run and use his beating stick to the best effect in the House Of Commons. The best politician is the politician with the most muscly, toned physique and the most inquisitive, quick-thinking mind, so he can smack down all those who oppose him in the field of political debate and in the wrestling arena. The best politician is able to defeat his enemies with power and furious aggression, but then turn to the audience and let fly a volley of self-deprecating comments which make the voting public feel that yes, this man is a ruthless cold-blooded assassin, yet he also has a sharp sense of humour and is humble in victory. The best politician is Vin Diesel.
	Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.


Peter Gibdo	Aug 31 2005, 03:43 PM Post #20
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	This reminds me of a story of Suleiman the Great. King Suleiman held court every Tuesday just after Neighbours, when he would settle domestic disputes between his vassals. One day, his soldiers brought before him two brothers who were arguing over ownership of an ox. The younger brother claimed that he had rightfully inherited the ox upon his father's death, while the older brother had been imprisoned in a heathen land. The older brother claimed that as he had returned alive, ownership of the cow should thusly transfer to himself. Suleiman consulted the divinity of the stars, as was his right as the heir of the heavens, and found that both men had a just claim. "The younger brother is a good man, as he was born under the sign of the llama," he thought. "But the older brother returned during the hour of timex and is thus equally blessed. I must consider my judgement carefully." After three hours of silent contemplation, Suleiman levelled his gaze at the two men and made his pronouncement. Both were to be hanged by the neck until death and skewered with the pointiest sticks in the kingdom. The ox would be gifted to the divine king as a bride, and would await his sexual congress in the royal harem. Thus went the king's wisdom. "Sometimes the path of righteousness is obscured, and only in the kinship of a brother can one find enlightenment" he mused.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


hoofs	Jul 12 2007, 04:24 PM Post #21
awful tool Posts: 1,925 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: December 12, 2006	polystix



Pazzo Dodomingo	Jul 12 2007, 10:14 PM Post #22
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	You disingenuoisous cunts.



Pazzo Dodomingo	Jul 12 2007, 10:15 PM Post #23
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	I voted bad because Britain's future Nazi Government knows my address.



The Unofficial Mr Byrne, London	Jul 12 2007, 10:24 PM Post #24
davidh Posts: 1,718 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: February 13, 2007	policits are bad because they caused me to lose my temper onna internet froum



Violence Raymond	Jul 13 2007, 12:51 AM Post #25
Thread Killing Expert Posts: 2,315 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: June 7, 2006	I voted good cos the daily male has princes new album out, cos you spazzes cant afford it! YES!!!!!
	Magic everywhere in this bitch.


cuddlebuttocks	Jul 13 2007, 04:07 AM Post #26
Champion Posts: 551 Group: NEG Member #94 Joined: November 27, 2006	Vote me for Prime Minister, and I along with the BoB members shall run the country as we please. Breadbin could be Forigeon Affairs Minister. Dng would be chancellor of the exchecker. Mr Twig would of course, be Deputy Prime Minister. Dots would be the spokesperson to woe the media with (so the media will leave the rest of us alone) David would be the Mayor Of London The rest will be MPs in the areas surrounding London (example: we'd kick Mr Biffo out of london and place him to live in the same area as Minter does. We'd film them on a weekly basis. It will be the highest watched programme next to Dr Who) Games will become �25. GAME will be demolished from its existence and Electronic Butiqoute will come back. People who work in videogame stores must take a 6 month degree course on proper gaming knowledge and general awareness of the universe. McDonalds Local will replace Tesco Locals. Downing Street number 13 will be changed into a McDonalds Local. Cybermen will replace the police. To run, they will wear rollerskates. Neil Hannon will be made Sir Neil Hannon for all his fine contributions to the British nation. Mr Biffos copied cuddlebuttocks CHAT book will be burned, and any money made from the books that far will be forwarded to a charity of my choice (HentaiPalm, to keep the forums open) Noone will ever play Saturday Night Fever again. Or pretend its the 70s. Instead of clubbing however, the old term of Disco shall return. And a globe silver ball thing will be required to be put in pubs and bars. Mistic Meg shall come back to do the Lotto on saturday to tell us how much chance we have of winning the lotto again. Bruce Forside and Noel Edmons will also be living with Minter and Biffo from time to time. cuddlebuttocks spelling will be considered BEST spelling. Despite what the Oxford 2005 edition (with doh as a new word) may say otherwise. Gays will not be allowed to become whores. To prevent Gaids. Instead, there will be robot Manwhores, like in the film A.I. All manwhores will look like Jude Law. (or whoever it was that played that charecter). Flintstones and Jetsons will be shown on primetime tv once again. With the occasional episode of The Magic Roundabout before the news at 6pm. It will be required by men to have sexual intercourse at least 8 times a week. If single, you will have to wank 15 times a week. Doing so increases stamina and man-lyness. If gay, you don't need to do either of the above. Wendys will come back to the UK. Wimpy will be shut down for good, but the last remaining Wimpy will be in the British Mesueam. They will have a special Anique Burger Meal. Miyamoto will be regarded as a british citizen, despite his appearence. A fake origin paper will be made. Mesorella cheese will be made easily findable in supermarket stores, and at low low prices. VOTE cuddlebuttocks TODAY! I'm very sleep deprived at the mo. Sorry.
	The Original Flooder Since 1999


Pazzo Dodomingo	Jul 13 2007, 08:40 AM Post #27
Too old for this shit Posts: 11,384 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: September 30, 2006	cuddlebuttocks Jul 13 2007, 04:07 AM Downing Street number 13 will be changed into a McDonalds Local. cuddlebuttocks is best.



Grampa Boylove	Jul 13 2007, 08:45 AM Post #28
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	Miyamoto will be regarded as a british citizen, despite his appearence.
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Grampa Boylove	Jul 13 2007, 08:45 AM Post #29
Completely broken Posts: 19,152 Group: Geighs Member #4 Joined: May 27, 2005	origin paper
	crimes: non-sequitur, inappropriate pretend friendliness, hateful face, haircut


Peter Gibdo	Jul 13 2007, 08:46 AM Post #30
SPEEEEEAAAK! Posts: 15,785 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 23, 2005	Mozzarella costs about 50p, you madman.
	Release the bats! Release the bats!


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