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A forren friend bought some tampons the other day and later went beserk over the fact they didn't come with an applicator.

Is it really such a big deal?

Isn't that terrifying. I feel fine apart from that! I was up all night itching the confounded things and now they have really come up a wee treat.

Is it because I flushed a spider down the toilet at the weekend and its arachnid Queen summoned the other wildlife in the area to attack me.

Who's up for it, guys?

What is this place all about?

I was searching for CAMPBELL filth and google gave me N3TA that lead me to here.

What is it?

• FAGS
  
• BOOZE
  
• RIMMING

Lock this thread, we are done here.

I think the best type of gunk is the stuff that gathers in the corner of my eyes sometimes, especially in the morning after I wake up. If I get a little bit of loo roll and form it into a point I can scoop out the gunk and sometimes it strings off around the edge of my eyeball where it meets the eyelid and it's really satisfying.

This, the most exciting event since dng was caught wisping about Essex, apparently happened a mere 25 miles (32 minutes (£4)) from my old home:


Tragically, GoogleMaps has re-taken this footage without the roadkill.

To keep my next breakdown at bay I'm starting an online collaborative art project sort of thing.

Basically, everybody who wants to take part gets 20 x 20 pixels worth of space on the image and each person is spaced apart by 20 pixels to form a grid and I will fill in the blank spaces in between to link the images together and make some sort of demented organic image that is always growing.

I want to make a start on it before I start pimping it, and I figure there are enough creative/bored/unemployed people on here to help me with some images.

Can some of you make some stupid pictures/patterns/whatever on the blank image attached and post them back on here?

i like the way world of champions has started opening up a new window for me to play some foxy bingo every time i click on a thread here. its the greatest addition to zetaboards fine set of services yet